Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Let’s meet a miner.
Every miner has a story.
No miner is innocent.
I guess he got the mail.
Fascinating.
Some miners are confused.
I ask nicely!
What a deal.
Miners sure ask a lot of questions.
I want to help them all.
According to the CODE, I must honor the questions three.
He came really close.
At least he had fun.
He just had one nagging question…
That’s right.
I enjoy EvE Online!
Listening to: Zoot Suit Riot
Miners love to write.
Wow.
What a guy.
Yikesaroo.
I hope they feel better soon.
Miners are always poor…
…and more than a little dim.
Anyways…
At least they are happy.
I know how to have fun.
You love it, daddy-o.
That’s right!
Tell me more?
Fat Cat Came to Play
Now You Can’t Run Fast Enough
You Best Stay Away
When the Pushers Come to Shove
Throw back a bottle of beer
I have coal black hair
Listening to: Cat Sky
Remember Cat Sky?
He’s an Absolute Pleb.
Oh, what did you say?
Now you’ve got my attention (again), Mr Lee.
It’s been a busy week, hasn’t it?
Apparently, RoCket X needs my help.
I’m always happy to help a friend.
There’s only one concentration camp allowed in Highsec…
It’s time to evict these Absolute Wannabes!
That’s called justice.
Nobody likes an Absolute Bear.
Ya know what this means?
Welcome to Absolute Safety.
Zivix Spiroski > u dogshit of a persone
Zivix Spiroski > hunting your ass down
Zivix Spiroski > ALL DAY LONG!
Zivix Spiroski > u don’t know me
Zivix Spiroski > i know u irl
That’s right.
That’s right!
Generous donations always accepted.
To be continued…
Hey there.
Well, gee, thanks.
My name is Krig Povelli, and I’m a professional.
Welcome to my Korner.
PSA: Don’t leave your Orca unattended.
When I take a man’s Orca garbage can, I look him in the eyes.
Do you want it back, or not?
I’m happy to help.
That’s how we play EvE Online.
Thanks for the free Orca, bro.
Nobody likes a poor.
At least he has a cool bio.
I hope he finds a new Orca…
Hey there!
Remember miners…
Stay SAFE!
Does anyone else think miners are special?
Me too!
I recently cancelled New Order shares, replacing them with Aiko Points. Isn’t that nice? VCBee 315 thus realized the New Order is bankrupt, whereas Princess Aiko has stood the test of time. How long has it been, since you heard from James 315? I bet it’s been awhile. Indeed, Aiko Points are the smart man’s choice for financial investment. VCBee thus purchased 35 points, at 1 billion isk per point.
Apparently, he had to liquidate some assets.
Bee well.
I’ll never forget you!
Gyatt Festival, Dodixie Federal Test Center – Stardate 23360
System: Misneden
Today, I am nullifying all outstanding New Order shares. They no longer have any value whatsoever. For those who donated, I say “Thanks for the free isk, bro.” So now what?
You must pay again!
Highsec deserves better. Since I always be best, I am perfectly positioned to provide points for every citizen of Aikospace, ensuring isk flows for eternity. Even a bearpleb can succeed through my grace. In ganking,you can and will be saved.
I am pleased Aiko Points are available for merely 1 billion isk. Each capsuleer must purchase as many points as they can, in addition to the requisite mining permits, travel visas, and/or blue passes. To encourage you in this quest, bonus points will be awarded at the following tiers: 5 billion, 20 billion, 100 billion, 315 billion, 1 trillion, and 5 trillion. Furthermore, a very special reward will be offered to each shareholder who is the first to claim a bonus tier, and annual shareholder parties will celebrate the most generous supporters of Highsec ganking.
In fact, I have decided the ultimate second-place in EvE Online will be whomsoever sends the most isk. I ask, “How much isk do you have, and why?” This is your chance to find out. Unlike you, I guarantee that all isk will be used for ganking. Now that’s a square deal!
ISK, assets, skill points, shares, and PLEX can always be sent to Aiko Danuja, to finance Aiko points. Every purchase will be formally acknowledged, solemnly honoured, and joyously commemorated on the brand new leaderboard, which I will update once I am done investing your isk. This is all outlined in my original shareholder agreement, as codified by myself. That’s reasonable and fair.
Previously, Tee Ka Got Pkd, again and again.
He declared war on an entire coalition!
When that didn’t work, he started cursing.
Then he sent us all to null.
However, null fearts me cuz I onnly fight wat doest fight back.
One day, Tee Ka was salting as usual.
Suddenly, his friend alt intervened!
This went as well as expected.
Occoner is, like Tee Ka, a weakling.
Tee Ka has another such ‘friend’.
What a guy.
All bluster…
…with no bite.
To be continued…
It’s not every day that we take a step back from EvE Online, and reflect on the real world. However, Aiko has been hard at work on this film, and it’s finally landed. Wow. Well done Aiko.
Let’s see what a critic might say.
It’s a solid four, even five stars.
As a combat space blogger, this is my jam.
It was so fucking good.
That movie has great dialogue, don’t you think?
Chat let’s go!
Boy, you best be watching that movie.
I wanna see it again.
Soon.
Here’s a second trailer.
Also, guess what?
Wow, some great writers out there.
Cheerzah!
