Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Miner Down
Some alliances are trash.
Some are not.
My alliance has a flagblog, with fun stories about Tee Ka’s alts.
We provide a real service for the community.
We are doing great!
Miners are so stupid, and they don’t even know it.
Fumbled? No loot? What?
No kidding.
Some carebears hide behind a good sport veneer.
I see right through that.
What would make my alliance better?
GarRrrAR Gr00)00)((()()()()N
What a game.
This is the private log of Captain Krig Povelli.
Recently, I came within 1,588m of a compressor.
Fleet chat was invigorating.
Suddenly, spaceships.
Plot Twist: I’m Krig Povelli.
I beat my own fleet at their own game.
There was no way to heal.
The ganker guy left no space.
This is what defeat looks like.
CONCORD just watched.
That fleet sucked.
Set up, hacked, and dunked.
Every fleet has winners and losers.
Aside from yours truly, this fleet was full of losers.
They decided to downgrade.
They also vowed revenge.
Will pirate kings save the miners?
Doubt.
I can’t wait for our next fleet!
Listening to: MEGASAFE
It happened last night.
Oof.
Then it happened again.
That’s truly amazing.
He’s too poor for simping.
He’s just a Highsec miner.
What a pleb.
Miners are to be euthanized, and not heard.
=BONUS CONTENT=
Hananeri Muvila released his AI generated album, with such hits as Safety, Mining, and Aiko Wormtongued My Orca.
Miners make a lot of threats.
Naturally, we evict riffraff.
Sometimes, they are crazier than normal.
Yep, it’s a Jesus miner.
The power of Christ compels!
They’ll never calm down.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Let’s see what Catalina had to say.
Ah, it’s a make-a-deal miner.
Sounds legit.
This was one tough negotiator.
Wow, this miner has connections.
Miner’s rebellion when?
Mmhm, sure.
Anyways, I got killrights.
I had to get out of there!
…then I came back (with more killrights).
Fun times!
What happened?
Nobody likes a miner.
We kill miners )))
“Bitch, you are jerking people off killing them. I feel sad that your older brother rapes you. Your attempt to self validate on the internet will not help. You need a real psychologist. You are sick. I pity you”
I pity the miner.
Why does the miner spew?
Let’s find out!
Get drained.
Let’s read that again…
That’s right.
That’s right!
Welcome to EvE Online.
There’s a learning curve.
That’s right.
Service guaranteed.
Agents are standing by.
I love this game.
That’s right…
Listening to: Shadow Hunter
Oh hi, ya, I live here.
Sort of like a place you might expect me.
This is what GPT says we do.
#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS
PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski
Now that’s REAL PvP.
I’ll add him to the list.
2+8+3=1 Dead Orca
It’s never too late to repent.
They wonder why we gank them…
COMING SOON
In thirteen plus one day…
=THIS SUMMER=
4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1
4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1
We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.
Hey guys, hi.
I’ll be nice.
Oh shut the fuck up.
Never before seen footage, right here.
This is a live re-enactment of a bonus room.
Every loser earns a bonus round.
For legal reasons, everyone gets a guaranteed extra play.
Is this real?
Step right up, and try your luck in EvE Online.
That’s right.
That’s right.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Tee Ka is a friendly miner.
He’s been around a while.
His alts like to talk him up.
These stories are unbelievable.
Tee Ka is also prone to emotional outbursts.
This is because he was defeated, again and again.
Along the way, his other alt learned to eject.
This is fine with us.
We’ve given him fair warning.
We’ve tried to help.
There he is, a known neutral.
Recently, Tee Ka leveled up…
He ganked an explorer!!!
Even with carebear mods, ganking is harder than it looks.
As Tee Ka celebrated his great revenge…
…he soon discovered kill rights.
Then we ganked him back (again and again).
Two can play that ganker game!
He’s gradually accepted reality.
Another happy miner.
Good for him!
*****POSTSCRIPT*****
Tee Ka went on to die many more times.
CheerZAH!
Previously, the Avalanche was overpowered…
However, today we made history.
So yah, I logged into EvE Online…
Antigankers were already waiting.
They are kinda dumb.
Today, we are fishing in Uedama.
Hey there.
Great teamwork.
Op success.
Another fake gank.
That’s right.
Later that day…
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***EXTERNAL LINKS***
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Cheers!
Let’s meet a miner.
Every miner has a story.
No miner is innocent.
I guess he got the mail.
Fascinating.
Some miners are confused.
I ask nicely!
What a deal.
Miners sure ask a lot of questions.
I want to help them all.
According to the CODE, I must honor the questions three.
He came really close.
At least he had fun.
He just had one nagging question…
That’s right.
I enjoy EvE Online!
