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Oh boy, here come a crazy.
This one knows our my Justin’s secret.
Such people never shut up.
I think they have a mental illness.
I hope he feels better soon.
This is the real EvE Online.
My enemies are ‘winning’.
I’m embarrassed for them.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Some miners aspire to be herpes.
Muting them doesn’t work.
They just come back on an alt.
Oh wow, he almost defeated us!
Yikes!
At least he’s having fun.
What a guy.
Yes, I dunked the Goonbears.
That’s right.
My killboard is pretty great.
I know it drives some people mental.
Many have fallen along the way.
I again ascended on Christmas EvE, a sign of things to come.
Gankbears really just don’t get it.
Mere killmails are for beginners and rookies.
Even miners know there’s more to my game.
James called it bumping.
Carebears, whether gankers or miners, should take note.
I will bump you out of the circle (again).
Enjoy the ride.
Some fall further than others.
How low can you go?
I like to find out!
Did you want to PvP me?
Are you winning?
How’d that work out for you?
Another happy ending!
Cheerzah!
xD
Double xD
Triple xD
That’s right.
=FINAL THOUGHTS=
=FINAL MEMORIES=
=BONUS UPDATE=
=GEOGRAPHY LESSON=
What happened?
A real mystery.
The Miners of Misneden, Part 5
Misneden is in a state of rebellion.
However, the Misneden Militia is often AFK.
Agent Alt 00 was determined to save the miners.
They didn’t like this.
They accused us of cultplay.
I am well above the law.
Suddenly, real gankers…
Exhibit 47
Even the little guys enjoy EvE Online.
The alliance description is self-explanatory.
However, God hates miners.
In fact, nobody likes miners.
It all started in Botane.
Krig Povelli > Wow! That is one really fast procurer!
Graeth was AFK and didn’t mine.
He advised other miners to take a nap.
LadyBug had enough.
Graeth Raltharn > its just an empty life
She began talking about Krig’s penis.
Later, LadyBug regretted what she said.
Bro, I get a lot of EvEmail (no, I can’t read it all).
LadyBug told the story several times.
PLOT TWIST: Krig Povelli strikes again!
Uh oh!
We don’t allow penis jokes in Highsec.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
Another successful intervention.
Krig even got a killmail!
Where’d the Orca go?
Word started to spread in local.
Anoher happy ending.
I hope LadyBug does better next time.
LadyBug had more to say.
What a chatty Cathy.
Oh my God…
Occasionally, I respond.
I’m the voice of reason.
LadyBug learned a real life lesson.
She just had a few more things to say.
The conversation became colorful.
At some point, LadyBug began writing herself.
I got all the facts.
I’ve completed my investigation.
Krig Povelli has a license to bump.
To be honest, we both hate miners.
Hey there.
If you can’t beat me…
The alternative is death!
I run a fact based alliance.
This is what happens to miners.
They need to calm down.
I hope they go bankrupt.
Many acknowledge my divinity.
Their fate is my whim.
Oh, and I also like to play with my food.
That’s right.
Ready or not!
Miners don’t like PvP.
It’s way too organized.
That’s fine with me.
We are all friends here.
Welcome to the team.
That’s right.
We’ve met Barnso before.
TLDR
As you may recall, Hawk ganked him.
Tsk tsk.
He used this opportunity to review my CODE.
I don’t screenshot every isk.
After that, Hawk ganked him again!
PLOT TWIST: Barnso was on a secret Safety mission…
To be continued…
I guess it’s that time of year.
That’s right.
That’s also right.
Of course, some people lack holiday spirit.
What are your New Year’s resolutions?
I’m probably gonna have fun.
I even learned a cute new spell.
Cheerzahcadabbra!
Another happy miner.
I love to help.
xD
Where will he go next?
Silent Company had a lot to say.
So I sent bumpers after them.
Eons ago, James 315 was a bumper.
One bump can change the course of a fleet.
It took John E McCain, just four days to subdue Greater Ottawasa.
Local went empty.
On Day 5, Phoebe Beeblebrox tried to break the blockade.
Georgia B Dixie (aka John E Normus) was on the case.
The illegal miners were escorted away.
An empty belt is a compliant belt.
To maintain tranquility, Georgia would cloak after each bump.
Spooky!
To be continued…
