Yet Another Orca

Ey boys, it yo main b Aiko.

Previously, Warugaki lost an Orca.

His corporate history was disturbing.

When he undocked again, I ordered a tactical space strike.

It was time for space justice.

He promptly sent some space isk and ejected.

Thanks for another free Orca, bro!

He also bought some mining permits.

At this point, we decided to play a game.

In the old days, Erotica 1 would try to have sex with minors, and then John E Normus invented ethical isk doubling (which involved singing Wikipedia articles, without any torture). Nowadays, we just take everything.

This is how I roll.

Warugaki is being tracktraced by Boba Fett.

Therefore, he needed to transfer his ships, so I can disinfect them.

Other alliances don’t have this kind of fun.

I had to launder his assets.

He had more than I expected.

There were several boxes.

One was chock full of miner gear.

Later, he found other boxes.

I offer premium content.

My clients voluntarily offer generous tips.

aMAZING!

Another Orca

Yesterday, we examined one way to defeat an Orca.

Today, we consider another method.

When you shoot the orbiter drones, a sleepy Orca might wake up.

Warugaki was surprised to find his griefer, sitting right next to him.

Oops!

Fortunately, Jesus was bored and willing to negotiate.

Warugaki had about enough of this griefing nonsense.

He just needed to pay a small fee of 100 300 400 million isk.

At least the Orca was SAFE.

Suddenly, Warugaki ejected from his Orca, and tried to gank Jesus!

Jesus thus found himself in possession of an abandoned Orca.

Afterward, Jesus tried to give the Orca back.

Fair dinkum!

It was a great deal.

Nice!

Eventually, someone else bought the Orca.

I’m sure Warugaki enjoyed his mining adventure.

Victory in Tolle

Every day brings new victories.

When maximus died, I knew he was special.

He told his mining mates that everything was fine.

He thought he was winning.

maximus orelious > you lost more isk than me
maximus orelious > do the math
maximus orelious > you got schoooled
maximus orelious > yall lost more isk than me lmao
Jinx Beirutbomb > Miner, are you bad at math?
maximus orelious > i only lost 57 mil

maximus orelious > actually less cause my wreck stilll there
Aiko Danuja > How much salvage can you get from a retriever wreck?
Lufiaspawn > you’re all fools, he’ll make that isk back in 2 weeks of mining 10 hours a day!

Maximus didn’t believe a girl could kill an Orca.

If he read my blog, he’d know something.

Krig Povelli taught me a secret trick.

I can’t kill orcas, but my boyfriend can!

Maximus tried to bluff his way out.

Then he tried to scam me.

He even sent an unfit barge!

Meanwhile, the other Procurer tried ganking.

As always, I was victorious.

Nice!

LIVE UPDATE:

Death of a Miner, Part 3

Death of a Miner, Part 1

Previously, the Duke vowed to resist the Princess.

Many wonder about the mysterious lady in flashy red.

Is she actually a she?

Some people claim she is James 315, the Mittani, and Loyalanon

Other people notice a distinct difference. 

Aiko is an actual b-word c-word.

The Duke tried to be transphobic, but it didn’t feel right.

He knew, deep down, that she is an IRL w-word s-word.

Could he resist her evil temptations?

He liked her sass.

Duke had been committing video game suicide.

However, he had second thoughts.

He’d never met a woman who made him feel so inadequate.

The Duke was starting to feel something magical.

He finally met an IRL female, and he liked it.

Just like that, the spell was complete, and he transformed into a simp.

Mining bored Duke to the brink of death.

Fortunately, Aiko retained his subscription.

Death of a Miner, Part 2

Previously, Princess Emmylou bemoaned the death of a Procurer.

The decedent wondered whether Princess Aiko is truly a dumb b-word/c-word.

The Duke winced, because the truth hurt.

He finally realized that Aiko is an s-word, in real life.

She’s definitely a total s-word…

…and a tease!

The dead miner was caught in her magical web.

He was so excited to meet a woman, in a video game.

He felt like she was right there, mocking his little thing in real life.

Maybe she would text with him?

To be continued…

Super Toxic B

People are starting to notice.

I’m minerjamming.

It’s pretty great.

I’m like a sexy James 315, in Tama!

Same blue background, with a super cute face!

Xaxaxa)

Did you know I multibox multiple alpha accounts?

Oh ho ho.

This is the best.

Ain’t never gonna stop!

Miner Durishaka couldn’t get enough.

He didn’t know what to think.

EDITOR’S NOTE: What’s the point of streaming if you remove your clips?

Transcript, “Aiko is a super toxic b… with an army of simps!”

So he checked me out on Google.

Transcript, “Googling Princess Aiko, and the first result is sex with James 315…”

EDITOR’S NOTE: What’s the point of streaming if you remove your clips?

What a goofus!

That’s right!

That’s right!

Antiganking with Aiko

Even the best antigankers strive to perfect their craft.

Recently, I decided to level up.

I just won’t fight ships that can shoot back.

Tama is a safe space for my friends.

You are on Team Aiko, or you are trash.

Even big dog streamers are watching me.

There’s nothing else they can do.

Here’s a funny thought.

I literally have no balls, at all — in real life!

Erik Meets a Good Girl

Listening to: Chantilly Lace

Erik Draven was ganked by the Loot Fairy.

Poor Erik didn’t have a friend in the galaxy(((

Freedom left him empty inside.

Erik found himself watching a certain someone.

He began to feel something special.

This was his big chance, but did he really have to pay?!

Erik wanted to learn more about the High High Heroin.

As he studied her Holy Word, he was filled with FAITH.

Unlike Hrothgrrarianism, this is a CODE. which people want to be part of.

Doubting Erik experienced a miraculous conversion.

He wasn’t gonna wind up in an incel Lewakian monastery.

True happiness is Chantilly lace and a pretty face…

…and a pony tail ahangin down!

So spend all your money!