Rend Berk Moliko lost a small fortune.
Rough times in Gheth…
Calm down miner.
CURSED
Category: Witchcraft
A Wish
If you want to gank, start here.
That is how the magic happens.
Mining permits are more affordable than ever!
Cheers!
BONUS CONTENT
Uh…
Nope!
Sicherung Deaktiviert
Trigger Warning
Hallo!
Commander ZVON, in an EvE Online space adventure.
Where did ZVON’s battleship go?
Where do you think the ship is?
Scroll down to find out…
No peeking!
Do you think you know?
Are you ready?
Did you guess correctly?
In EvE Online, the magic is real.
ZVON begged for his lastest battleship…
All monay loost.
It was a cruel dark galaxy
ZVON contacted his only friend.
ZVON did not feel well.
Hard times in outer space.
Fortunately, mercy comes to those who beg.
ZVON needed a ship.
A fair price.
Krig sent the wrong ship!
What a day.
Um
Even antigankers don’t like miners.
What’s not to like?
This is who antigankers want to protect?
Why?
I’m the griefer?
I mean, seriously…
After awhile, he invited me to a private chat.
He also sent me a nice mail.
I know why I gank miners.
They deserve it.
Where’d it go?
Another mystery in Gheth…
The Snail wondered…
Where’d it go?
At least the Snail is having fun.
beepbeep
Gmother is a warlock.
Ok then!
The Conference Elite
Guest Author
Tweeps (aka John E Normus)
Hello there.
I didn’t see you come in.
As you can see, the CODE. alliance was never more than a facade, built upon the mighty Conference Elite. A galactic alliance is nothing without TCE, and that’s an undeniable fact.
As the heiress of both James 315 and loyalanon, I now command the ship of state. Of course, wannabe orbiter plebs insist I never received a sacrosanct blessing, as if I need one.
Seems legit?
If James did not choose me – who did? It is one thing to be annointed, but if I crowned myself, then I am even more powerful. If James were invincible, I must be omnipotent!
After seizing command of TCE, I have delegated authority to my trusty lesbian sidekick, Alleil Pollard. Henceforth, as acting executor, Alleil will oversee the Byzantine bureaucracy.
Of course, the miners inevitably write me.
As you know, we are a PROUD antiganking guild.
I hope Alleil can keep up with the daily correspondence.
Good luck Alleil!
Bee well!
Barnso Strikes Back
Previously, we met Barnso.
Unfortunately, Barnso did not fly safe.
What happened?
At least he likes me.
Barnso applied for SRP.
Barnso was excited to win 6.21 billion isk.
So he sent me a portion of his prize money.
He also tipped Sargon.
What a nice guy!
Cheers!
=BONUS ROUND=
Molly continues to bump the Miner Hunting Service.
I love my space job!
lorrenzo nub’s REVENGE
Previously, we met miner lorrenzo.
He owed me money.
We settled on a compromise.
He would pay me to stop posting about him.
A fair bargain!
I was excited to show my TRUE nature.
I filled lorrenzo with that PvP spirit.
Don’t listen to the whiners.
Ganking is fun!
lorrenzo finally understands how to play EvE Online.
A happy ending!
lorrenzo nub Fails Again
Previously, we met lorrenzo nub.
lorrenzo doesn’t like us.
So he began building a space army.
However, first he went mining.
Ahbazon is a SAFE space.
As a findom, I expect tribute.
Of course, he also needed a mining permit.
Lorrenzo was happy, because mining permits are real.
Oh no!
Drone Task Force was on the case…
To be continued…
