They were inviting griefers, faster than they could kick them.
Rapid recruitment inflated CEO Gai Heiyuu’s narcissistic grandeur.
Big shoutout to Aiko (that’s me), for telling the story.
“And so Tweeps, Kalorned, and [no longer alive, ghosted out of history] continued, day after day, to pile alts into MRMNG. [Gai Heiyuu] held a belief that Assistance Group was a front for the [now long dead] Marmite Collective alliance… We decided to indulge this paranoid delusion, and Kalorned’s alt joined Marmites with the blessing of Papa Tora Bushido.”
Meanwhile, Gai continued to try and lead the ‘new’ players.
There was a lot of confusion.
Experienced newbro Envoy volunteered to help out.
True leaders need neither appointment nor promotion.
This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.
“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”
I never read all my mail.
Some miners are desperate.
They sure do write a lot.
Yes, they are from me…
That’s right.
“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”
Miners are positively mental.
$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.
Cheerzah brav!
“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“
I answer noob questions, faster than the carebears.
I’m good at this.
That’s right.
I like to have fun.
I’m a pillar of the community.
That’s right.
New players love to cry and beg for help.
I set them straight.
Ylewen > Don’t get mad, go farm vespar !
One day, I met Ylewen.
Ylewen > yeah, so ppl multiboxing with like 20 accounts, he waited me outside my filament T3 (i was in a Safe spot in Muvolailen) wtf, i just lost 600M gg
That same day, he died.
Duke Governor Konna > Ylewen ouch Aiko Danuja > the things we have to do ISD Bird > Ylewen Yeah, that is called getting “ganked” Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen thats a thing NitRam2205 > Ylewen get a good Ylewen > they was like Ylewen > 20
They was like 20.
That’s right.
Ivory Harcourt > Ylewen this is a PVP game Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP” Ylewen > ppl are cirnge Ylewen > fk of Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP” Ylewen > 1v20 ISD Bird > pvp could also mean “player vs people” Tahoora Tsour Niam > Aiko Danuja o7
New players struggle to accept reality.
Callie Khornate > Ylewen You chose to fly what you couldn’t afford Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen multiboxing is allowed. ISD Bird > Ylewen That is called being ganked Ylewen > its shouldnt be allowed Avelmarle Shouna > people don’t need your consent to kill you ISD Bird > EVE Forums: Player Feedback & New Features if you have a suggestion make it here Sara Seraph > become a ganker yourself Corporal Fillip > Aiko Danuja hey, Aiko
I love to help.
Aurie Aurgnet > Aiko Danuja give some advice for the newbies. Aiko Danuja > i recommend new players try pvp instead of mining Ylewen > All liars
“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely. Second Class citizens receive 120 seconds, and First Class citizens enjoy 300 seconds.”
That’s fair, right?
Everything makes perfect sense.
Later, simo discovered a multibot.
Maybe he will start ganking?
That’s right.
<=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=> <=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=> <=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=>
Fly Fearless alliance was infested with tunnel snakes.
Executor Gai Heiyuu was at fault.
The buck stops at the top.
Suddenly, EvEmail…
“Without any warning whatsoever, an unsolicited EVE-mail arrived in the inbox of every single member of Mission Ready Mining. This was no ordinary EVE-mail. It was a corpmail. But this communication was special for another reason; it happened to contain a link to a minerbumping post about Mission Ready Mining. Curiously, it also includes a quote attributed to Tora Bushido, as well as references to the mysterious Assistance Group.
A shiver ran down the thing that MRMNG CEO Gai Heiyuu had been passing off as a spine. He had been fearing this day might come since the spring of 2017, when he ordered the emergency evacuation of Gelhan. *They* were back.”
Editor’s Note: Yes, I am quoting an illustrated narrative, published privately in a secret Discord.
Historian’s Note: This incident explains why members of a corporation are no longer allowed to mail everybody else in the corporation.
