Category: Victory

Why??

I get asked a lot of questions.

For example, why was the miner ganked?

Some miners get ganked more than once.

I always follow the rules.

Mining permits are on sale now.

I care about each and every newbro.

New player applications cost merely 75 million isk.

Is Nezmeyana actually a new player?

Scroll down to find out!

What did you guess?

It was the moment of truth…

Did you guess correctly?

Nezmeyana is a full grown spaceadult!

She is not a new player.

This was unfortunate.

Fortunately, Nezmeyana had more isk.

Another satisfied customer.

I am always happy to help.

This miner was assigned to Isanamo.

A few minutes later…

Oh nooo….

This was a real learning experience.

I’m sure everyone had fun.

Anyways…

Honestly, I just want your isk (and your killmail).

See ya!

Absolutely Crazy

Listening to: Cat Sky Hates PvP

Absolute Order has crazy people, with crazy ideas.

Meanwhile, they are incompetent.

Will Blackflag save their carebear pets?

Here’s one former Absolute Pleb.

zxcxzx caught him attempting to mine alone (and AFK).

Poor Cat Sky was bullied out of the AO blob.

He sure talks a lot, about me apparently.

What an incoherent clown.

What will he say next?

I don’t even talk to his type.

Cool chat bro.

Check it out.

Just another 2011 newbro.

See you around kitty cat.

=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=

Makhzen Darmazaf

Hey there.

Makhzen looks a lot like me.

What a cutie!

Unfortunately, she died.

So we had a chat.

We each learned a lot about each other.

At first, she wanted revenge.

Next, she cried.

Awwwww(((

Would Makhzi quit the game? snif..

She showed everyone her pitiful lossmail.

Perhaps someone would buy her a new one?

No problem, friendo!

I love to help.

Another happy ending!

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 52

Listening to: Get Well Soon

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 51

It was the most expensive ship xAtlas42x ever lost.

This made it difficult to fly fearless.

Mission Ready Mining had a real mining problem.

New players were quitting the game, due to endless boredom.

However, Assistance Group was determined to help.

Just in time, Kurisa finished her eyeshadow.

It was time to play EvE Online.

Kurisa, aka Kalorned, is a certified mining instructor.

This time, the Tunnel Snakes won.

This was before my time.

Slayer got slayed, and his own alliance mocked him.

Gandaulf the DeGrey is no longer laughing.

CCP was gonna need to patch the game.

Meanwhile, the biggest corporation in Highsec enjoyed rapid growth.

Hundreds of newbros were joining!

The alliance grew twenty percent in four months.

That was the start of a long slow decline.

Things were about to get worse.

To be continued…

uh oh spaghettio…

Krig’s Korner, Episode 19

Krig’s Korner, Episode 18

Welcome to the Krig Povelli show.

This miner was quite calm.

Sorry ladies…

I finally got what I want.

I rammed this miner good.

He loved it.

I just had one more request.

I wanted him to leave.

I also wanted to heal the game.

Furthermore, he needs a mining permit.

Eventually, he noticed my superior social standing.

This really triggered him.

Eventually, we parted ways.

I’m glad we met.

Thanks for the memories!

Absolute Racism

Listening to: AO Downfall

Trigger Warning: Blatant Racism in EvE Online

Hey there.

We’ve all heard the rumors.

Absolute Order is absolutely racist.

These are real screenshots from EvE Online.

Oh wow, ok.

See what I mean?

We have no tolerance for casual breakfast Klingons.

They cannot be reasoned with.

It’s not just the racism.

Absolute Order is absolutely mental.

We know how to deal with this.

Just bump them all.

Governor Lee done goofed.

Consequences will never be the same.

We’ve met before.

Haven’t we Mr Governor Lee?

That’s right.

We go way back.

Wayback.

What will MrLee think of next?

Good Girl Bot Killers

That’s right.

Good Girl Kara > Kill: Uedashin Unata Eto (Worm) reporting them does nothing
Vardonis > Good Girl Kara what did you report for?
Good Girl Kara > botting
Vardonis > abyss botting?
Good Girl Kara > yep
Good Girl Kara > Kill: Onaneri Irai Hinken (Worm) another one

My alliance provides a community service.

Twenty eight Worms down.

35 bots permabanned (or given a slap on the wrist as usual).

Does CCP care about bots?

=DOUBLE FEATURE=

Are mining permits real?

With his new permit, Nick was celebrating in local.

This caught the attention of fellow newbro Vyacheslav.

I call that real content, with real permits.

Good Morning

Listening to: Wierdo Minmatar Trash

Hey there!

Miners are crazy.

Check out Huan’s wierdo miner fantasy!

He spent hours and hours (days and weeks) on this…

Antigankers are looooooooosers.

I guess this one is counting to revenge?

Even a lowskill knows miners are bad.

Bro, what’s a lowsec?

I’m high as a kite.

What are you on?