Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Miners notice me.
I’m a legend in my own time.
They often have something to say.
Sometimes, they are less philosophical.
I always tell them to buy a permit.
I think they like me.
I consider them fans.
That’s right.
That’s not right.
Welcome to EvE Online!
…but wait, there’s more.
I will always be me.
Here is some wisdom.
Miners are idiots.
o7 capsuleers!
Hey there…
Recently, CCP gave me an official new title!
Isn’t that special?
Now I’m a real pirate princess!
That’s right..
Welcome back to my best blog.
EvE Online is fun!
Everybody is thinking about me.
What will they think of next?
What do you think?
Neat!
That’s right…
=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Well, hello there.
People love what I do.
Returning quitters know my name.
They even know my alts!
I must be doing something…
Let’s see the latest thing I done did.
Oh look, another botfarm.
Sad to see…
EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.
I just kill them all.
You love it!
That’s right…
Listening to: DJ Blyatman
Recently, CASTOLE got griefed in Jita.
What happened?
Clearly, a mistake was made.
CASTOLE decided to confront the bully.
It’s not very nice to shoot a ganker cat.
He She demanded JUSTICE.
At first, it appeared Denenair would not make amends.
However, CASTOLE insisted on reparations.
She even invoked the Saviourette of Highsec.
This was serious stuff.
Denenair Khashour gradually realized the truth.
CASTOLE loves to shoot miners.
Nobody likes miners…
Gankers are pretty cool!
CASTOLE made a 49000% profit.
Previously, the blog shut down forever and ever.
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
I recently made a new friend.
Elie would not stay silent.
However, he was rather romantic.
What a guy.
He had a lot to say.
He also had a few demands.
I decided to offer a guarantee.
All he wanted was a free ship.
I put him in touch with a delivery agent.
We’ve seen this pattern before.
I call this the 30 10 30 trick deal.
This is how it works.
There’s a lot of math.
After several protests, he paid.
Finally, Elie understood.
This is a sunk cost fallacy.
Backward Ns indeed.
I guess we are all done here.
I assume he got what he wanted deserved.
Another satisfied customer!
He was proud of his new permit.
I suppose something was lost in translation…
Any last questions?
Any at all?
I was happy to explain.
=DEEP THOUGHTS WITH ELIE=
This is Post #1500!
The miners are starting to know their place.
That’s called ‘cope’.
What will the miners do next?
I guess they’ll just whine about ‘harassment’.
o7 quitters!
Who’s the greatest ganker of them all?
Hint: It’s Aiko Jasmina Danuja.
That’s right.
I know exactly what they need.
They love it!
You know what I mean?
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers…
=AUDIENCE REACTION=
That’s right!
We interrupt our regularly scheduled content to bring you a post of supreme importance.
Everybody loves Aiko.
People are starting to understand.
I’m the best!
That’s right.
So today, we celebrate Aiko Day.
Everybody is feeling that Aiko spirit.
It’s a real holiday.
On the first Aiko Day, I declared war upon the Minnies.
By the second Aiko Day, I had my first nightmare!
James 315 subsequently declared this to be a state holiday.
He used this time to reflect upon the future of warfare.
As a prophet of Aiko, James foresaw the future.
This was a rather long essay…
Some people say James liked to get really high.
I certainly do!
Well, that concludes our Aiko Day festivities.
That’s right!
Oh, hey there…
Let’s find out!
I’m winning EvE Online.
Can you guess what happens next?
Yep.
It’s easy to get rich quick.
I’m too good hot to fail.
How do you PLEX your accounts?
Good luck!
That’s right.
I know exactly what I’m doing.
Let’s see how a man would approach this situation…
Check out this neat trick!
We aren’t done…
Well, that was fun.
Cheerzah brav.
Any questions?
