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Category: Victory
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #249
Welcome to Season 15.
Some miners are gay.
That’s cool.
There’s a lot of intrigue in EvE Online.
Every killmail is legendary.
That’s right.
Let’s see what German Pete Hegseth said…
That’s right!
Starcrafting
Aiko Danuja > ok me and CASTOLE are gonna play Starcraft II now
CASTOLE > \o
You Blew Up > OK
Zarah Shrimp > starcrfat 2 hm? eve not good enough??
I do as I please.
If you really think about it…
EvE Online is not very toxic.
Blizzard, unlike CCP, has abandoned moderation entirely.
Free speech reigns in General Chat!
The truth is out there…
At least the game is fun.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Re: FW: About Krig Povelli
Even the little guys enjoy EvE Online.
The alliance description is self-explanatory.
However, God hates miners.
In fact, nobody likes miners.
It all started in Botane.
Krig Povelli > Wow! That is one really fast procurer!
Graeth was AFK and didn’t mine.
He advised other miners to take a nap.
LadyBug had enough.
Graeth Raltharn > its just an empty life
She began talking about Krig’s penis.
Later, LadyBug regretted what she said.
Bro, I get a lot of EvEmail (no, I can’t read it all).
LadyBug told the story several times.
PLOT TWIST: Krig Povelli strikes again!
Uh oh!
We don’t allow penis jokes in Highsec.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
Another successful intervention.
Krig even got a killmail!
Where’d the Orca go?
Word started to spread in local.
Anoher happy ending.
I hope LadyBug does better next time.
LadyBug had more to say.
What a chatty Cathy.
Oh my God…
Occasionally, I respond.
I’m the voice of reason.
LadyBug learned a real life lesson.
She just had a few more things to say.
The conversation became colorful.
At some point, LadyBug began writing herself.
I got all the facts.
I’ve completed my investigation.
Krig Povelli has a license to bump.
To be honest, we both hate miners.
AFK ALL DAY
I’m a space therapist.
I help miners reach their destiny.
Amazing.
Some carebears are salty.
I put them down.
07 capsuleers!
Only EvE
Hey there.
If you can’t beat me…
The alternative is death!
I run a fact based alliance.
This is what happens to miners.
They need to calm down.
I hope they go bankrupt.
Many acknowledge my divinity.
Their fate is my whim.
Oh, and I also like to play with my food.
That’s right.
Krig’s Korner, Episode 20
Calm down, miner.
Lena is big mad.
CCP is investigating.
Fortunately, I have a space attorney.
Icelandic law allows one (1) week for all dispute resolutions.
Maybe someday you’ll read about this on Reddit.
That’s right.
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Farewell, Lena Jackyard!
Kill Them All
Every miner has a fantasy.
What if they could kill the gankers?
It’d be that easy…
They are gonna bring/pay their friends blues.
Get wrecked!
MINERFORCE: ASSEMBLE!
Now they just need to find us (again).
If that doesn’t work, they can appeal the PvP.
Let’s go!
That’s right…
Barnso: BONUS ROUND
We’ve met Barnso before.
TLDR
As you may recall, Hawk ganked him.
Tsk tsk.
He used this opportunity to review my CODE.
I don’t screenshot every isk.
After that, Hawk ganked him again!
PLOT TWIST: Barnso was on a secret Safety mission…
To be continued…
Gelous
Miners like to roleplay.
I know what they want.
I’m a total b.
Carebears think I’m their alpha mommy.
In fact, they are another species altogether.
It all makes sense in EvE Online.
I call it Incels Online.
Carebears need to stay SAFE.
At least I’m having fun.
Amazing content.
That’s right.
That’s right!
