Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Even antigankers don’t like miners.
What’s not to like?
This is who antigankers want to protect?
Why?
I’m the griefer?
I mean, seriously…
After awhile, he invited me to a private chat.
He also sent me a nice mail.
I know why I gank miners.
They deserve it.
Aiko’s ponytail is so long and strong, I use it to climb the ivory tower. At the top I sit and wonder, why is she so dumb?
Oh, well, hello there. Why, it’s me Krig Povelli, star of Krig’s Korner, where we celebrate the adventures of me, Krig Povelli.
On this Krig Day, I tell a tale of Rentlords.
Wow, that’s a neat logo! Nine stars, woah.
The Rentlords had a busy week.
My friend Lucy recently joined rentercorp Skepy.
This corp looks legit – amirite?
PLOT TWIST: Lucy is an anagram for I’m Krig Povelli!
I wanted to play with my new friends.
We are skeepy!
Pharmabro Martin told me wasup.
He even recommended me for a medal!
Woah, Hulks? Those must be tough guys!
Aiko, did you see the Hulks? Aiko? Aiko? Stop eating ice cream.
It’s pretty cool being in a real nullsec corp.
Why did they have friendly fire on?
Afterward, I got a fan mail!
Cheers!
The legacy of James 315 lives on.
In times of change, the fit will adapt.
Reload the Tapestry of Tears and see for yourself!
Don’t forget the sequels.
Don’t forget the prequels.
That’s right.
That’s right!
***BONUS CONTENT***
Cheers!
Krig Povelli put Slim on a diet.
However, Slim wasn’t happy.
Oh no!
Would Slim ever gain access to the conyainer?
Would Slim ever see his precious ore again?
What do you think happened next?
Scroll down to find out!
Are you ready?
Did you guess correctly?
ReeeeEEeee.
Slim tried to steal Krig’s ore!
Another happy ending.
Kalique Lennelluc began crying.
Where did his spaceship go?
Remember: real life friends don’t steal your toys!
With no friends, Kalique lamented in game.
Krig Povelli urged the miner to get a life.
Kalique had more to say.
In fact, he had life lessons to teach.
One parable was particularly poignant.
Sad!
BONUS CONTENT
Krig’s mom doesn’t like whiny babies.
EvE Online is often described as “submarines in space”.
Let’s see what Germans have to say.
What have you informal speaking gesaid?
Making the highsec gankers a little harder I know PvP is part of it, but could you make it a little harder for the highsec gankers? 6-8 catas with t2 weapons against a hulk has very little to do with being balanced. Is just an asshole behavior. Have already seen how 4 Coercer a Gila worth 1 billion. Dismantled ISK before Concord came. 50 million VS 1 billion. Something is going terribly wrong. I guess that’s also the reason why so many newcomers quit and the game has an average of only 20,000 players (including multi-boxers) online. e.g. No T2 weapons/ammo/modules in T1 ships Prevent the reset of the Concord.
It’s not fair when carebears pay to win, and then some ARSCHLOCH wants to PvP in a PvP game. It’s bad enough that PvP is even allowed, but it’s beyond ridiculous that gankers are allowed to dismantle isk. Also, T2 guns have no place on a T1 destroyer. CCPLEEZ!!!!!
Griefing freighters in a video game? NEIN!!!!!
Ganking freighters in real-life? JAWOHL!!!!!
Jajaja.
Don’t fly what you can’t afford to lose.
Captain Harlock put his eggs in a basket.
It ended badly.
What a disgrace.
Wrathful Hawk conducted a full investigation.
Everyone learned a valuable lesson.
The End.
Borisov Dmitry Yu.
You might remember him from Boris Goes Banana.
Recently, he met his Destiny in Amarr.
They made a cute couple.
So so angry.
Guest Author
Tweeps (aka John E Normus)
Hello there.
I didn’t see you come in.
As you can see, the CODE. alliance was never more than a facade, built upon the mighty Conference Elite. A galactic alliance is nothing without TCE, and that’s an undeniable fact.
As the heiress of both James 315 and loyalanon, I now command the ship of state. Of course, wannabe orbiter plebs insist I never received a sacrosanct blessing, as if I need one.
Seems legit?
If James did not choose me – who did? It is one thing to be annointed, but if I crowned myself, then I am even more powerful. If James were invincible, I must be omnipotent!
After seizing command of TCE, I have delegated authority to my trusty lesbian sidekick, Alleil Pollard. Henceforth, as acting executor, Alleil will oversee the Byzantine bureaucracy.
Of course, the miners inevitably write me.
As you know, we are a PROUD antiganking guild.
I hope Alleil can keep up with the daily correspondence.
Good luck Alleil!
Bee well!
TamiyaCowboy brought a terrible crime to my attention. As you know, Tamiya is a veteran streamer. Over the course of a legendary seventeen year career, with seventy thousand hours of combat experience, Tamiya has dunked more than one hundred vessels. Unfortunately, his inspirational story reached a disturbing finale.
Our whiteknight champion was brought down, by an “instalocking hacker multiscript kiddy stream sniper.” Supposedly, I am responsible, because this “f****** b****” is a member of my alliance. However, I am not the dean of SAK, and have never met Caldari Citizen. Nevertheless, as Tamiya informed me, 2119440471 is a brainwave controlled minion of the notorious cyberbully, Adrian Vexier.
Miners dread this vexatious capsuleer, but Adrian is also not a member of my alliance. In fact, he is in another alliance.
Regardless, Tamiya described a brutal beating…
I began to suspect Tamiya was exaggerating, falsely portraying himself as an innocent victim.
As Tamiya explained, he was also bullied by lead developer Ergroth DeBruges (once again, not in my alliance).
However, contradicting this claim, Tamiya’s own viewers felt that Ergroth’s newbie Tristan posed no threat.
According to Tamiya, Adrian stalked him, trespassing upon Tamiya’s private public Twitch stream. In fact, Tamiya invited Adrian to the party! It is unreasonable to claim Adrian invaded the stream, when Tamiya repeatedly and personally invited Adrian Ergroth, whom Tamiya believed to be a “f****** total newbie.”
Meanwhile, viewers observed that the alleged “stream sniper” didn’t even want to join Twitch.
Subsequently, Tamiya began to trash talk the “f****** newbie in a piece of f****** s*** ship.” Tamiya called him a “broke a** b***** r*****” and vowed to “f****** r*** and literally f****** kill and literally f****** r*** to little bits.” Yes, our innocent streamer vowed to “literally rape” and “literally kill” Ergroth. That’s a verifiable fact.
They wanted to provoke an emotional reaction.
Within Tamiya’s toxic chat, virtue signalling carebears frequently violate the EULA of both Twitch and EvE Online.
As a journalist, I am an advocate of free speech. I don’t think bad language is that bad, because I grew up in the hard towers of a palatial estate. However, some people conspire to portray PvP players as griefers, whilst themselves engaging in griefplay. I don’t mind the inappropriate language, but I object to blatant hypocrisy.
Tamiya’s viewers wanted him to PvP a “newbie”, and plotted to “r***” Ergroth. Therefore, Tamiya invited Ergroth to Twitch, for the purpose of extracting newbie salt and tears.
Tamiya wasn’t trying to get away from Ergroth. Instead, he encouraged Ergroth to follow. Tamiya literally said, “Let’s see if I can bait him. I want him to follow me.”
Only turbominer Lucas wanted a boring PvE stream.
A career forum troll, Lucas has been ranting for fifteen years, in an endless crusade against video game PvP.
Why is Lucas so mad?
He just wants to mine in easy mode…
Therefore, Lucas hopes to remove PvP.
Tamiya tried to include Lucas (who was afraid of Ergroth).
Everyone else was ready to fight!
Meanwhile, Tamiya invited people to Twitch, including the person he intended to bait. Is it reasonable to accuse someone of stream sniping, when you invite them to your stream?
Wasn’t Tamiya asking for it?
PLOT TWIST: With an instalocking script, and smartbombs, Caldari Citizen wallhacked his way to victory!
As I watched this unfold, I realized Tamiya is a poor sport, salty after losing a fight he intended to win. He tried to bait a newbie, and got mad because they won. As a veteran player, he should know better. You don’t need to stream snipe, to find a pod on the Jita gate!
After his humiliating defeat, Tamiya switched to Elite Dangerous, a game where carebears pretend to be space pirates. Ironically, even this game warned Tamiya to be more careful.
Oh no, simulated tunnel snakes!
Tamiya failed again.
Without further ado, Tamiya’s vulgar stream is linked below, where you can hear him for yourself.
It’s obvious what happened.
Tamiya wanted to fight a new player, and lost. Subsequently, he made a false accusation, pretending to be the victim of someone he tried to bait, “We could just report him for being a f****** griefer… just to really rub some salt…” Meanwhile, he gloated about preferential treatment “because I’m a f****** streamer.”
What an angry bear.
He even said CCP devs are “literally f****** little b**** girls”.
That’s just sexist!
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POSTSCRIPT: Upon viewing this blog, at least one of Tamiya’s viewers has understood my point. Tamiya’s chat was full of people laughing at Ergroth, and trying to provoke a fight.
Tami still claims to be innocent.
