Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Wierdo Minmatar Trash
Hey there!
Miners are crazy.
Check out Huan’s wierdo miner fantasy!
He spent hours and hours (days and weeks) on this…
Antigankers are looooooooosers.
I guess this one is counting to revenge?
Even a lowskill knows miners are bad.
Bro, what’s a lowsec?
I’m high as a kite.
What are you on?
Miners love the attention.
DillonEllett > imma keep drinkin and just say i know the life yea lol , and your the osmon boss
DillonEllett > sup im about that life lol what stops you from the med fish i see your kb ,miners yes easy fish “big” kill them all afk or bot / why do you not kill the l4 – i get it if you save/alt your shit ,fun times right , so if not AND IF THIS IS YOUR MAIN FUN , im just lookin to be you know a spy , this is what i do when my boys are off so your here always im around maybe i fit passive and scan fits and you know they sit still ?
DillonEllett > hello?
DillonEllett > you put me on hold fker lol
DillonEllett > 15 mins i rl stuff i do have a lady and kid but i got that then down the street for drink brb sorry
Aiko Danuja > haha have a drink on me
That’s why they never shut up.
Welcome to EvE Online.
This is not a paid advertisement.
It’s not an easy game.
It feels good to bully Highsec miners.
It’s a lot of fun.
I find it amusing.
I’ve even met some interesting men.
Cheerzah brav.
It was a rainy day in Incursion Town.
The roads were infested with rats.
Editor’s Note: The original design of incursions, developed by developers who no longer develop the game, was for players to race through a maze of tunnels filled with scary space monsters… whoever made it first, could fight the BIG BOSS MOTHERSHIP for isk and glory.
In 2024, Wrathful Hawk decisively won the game.
Outwitting the carebears, he went straight through lowsec.
Along the way, Hawk met a few friends.
These boys took their entire bling fleet through Vecamia.
It’s a shortcut.
This is was some real content, in EvE Online.
Sun Tzu said the greatest warriors evade battle altogether.
That was EvE Online in its finest hour.
What happened next?
Highsec carebears failed again.
This was the typical cry and whine.
Hawk simply outplayed the plebs.
To be continued…
We have fun in Highsec.
Check out this trick.
Where’d the freighter go?
Two day newbro MEMO2556 was mystified.
Princess Aiko investigates…
In EvE Online, all losses are temporary.
I’m happy to help.
He paid.
What’s next?
Time to beg.
Another registered inmate.
Indeed.
Teamwork makes the dreamwork.
Everything hung in the balance.
Real-life discord roles were at stake.
One friendship was over forever.
MEMO’s friend scammed him to haul through Uedama.
Oh my…
Poor little fellow.
He’s out of luck.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
We all know how that turned out.
Maybe his pro friend will help him tommorrow?
Good luck little guy.
A few hours later…
Cheerzah brav!
Previously, Tee Ka tried Highsec PvP.
He lost a lot.
Tee Ka knows I am honest and true.
He’s like a father to me.
We often spend holidays together.
We are there for each other.
For Father’s Day, I played EvE Online with Daddy.
He doesn’t fit his ships very well.
He didn’t appreciate the surprise party.
I don’t even have a blob!!
We had a real heart to heart.
Tee Ka wants to get rich poor quick.
I invited him ganking.
That sounds fun!
His alts are excited to join.
To be continued…
Miners love me.
Aiko Danuja is the best player in EvE Online.
Amazing content.
Always!
That’s right.
Hey there.
Each day brings new friends.
Yesterday, I helped Lady Krabs purchase 12 mining permits.
Then she reported me to the SSR.
The next morning, Mrs. Krabs woke up to reality.
Op success.
Another content subscriber.
Now the Krabs ladies can mine in peace.
Osmon is also the home of my beloved Cultural Center.
I can’t keep a secret.
He’s a real people person.
I’m glad everyone is happy.
That’s right.
Feel free to send your isk.
Works for me.
I wonder how things are going in Osmon?
Sounds like things are going great.
Thanks for the free isk, bro.
I’m glad we are friends.
Listening to: Hahaha
Here’s to thirteen fourteen years of failure in Uminas!
At least I’m having fun in EvE Online.
Here’s a neat trick.
First, I gank them.
Then, I gank their friends.
Next, I undock the big bomper!
This usually gets their attention.
Talking to me, or my alts, is one dangerous game.
Highsec is a Safe space!
No free samples.
Miners are tightfisted Scrooges.
Have you heard of Aiko Danuja, the greatest player in EvE Online?
I make things happen.
I’m a real content generator.
Once you meet me, you’ve already lost.
This miner was one tough negotiator.
Every miner is a little special.
I’m a helpful princess.
Fortunately, mining permits are still in fashion.
However, after payment, he immediately blocked me.
I guess I can sell this permit to someone else.
I’d call that a win.
=FOREIGN LANGUAGE CONTEST=
Contest Rules: Send 1 billion isk to Aiko Danuja, and guess the magic word. Put that as the payment reason, and receive one (1) entry.
Meanwhile….
xd)
=Afterwards=
I eventually taught Lady Krabs to unblock me.
I make the galaxy go round.
Oh, hey there.
I guess it’s mailtime.
Some miners are not upset.
They are quite calm.
Some miners roleplay as notaminers.
No mining in Delve!
That’s right.
This Orca had plenty of ‘no’ warning…
It was all a setup! The miner exposed CCP’s evil ways.
I’m the most upvoted person in EvE forum history.
Unlike some people, I actually play EvE Online.
I get way too much email (unlike James, I don’t have a cute secretary).
It is funny tho.
A mining sniper, and not even his first time…
Bro has been doing that longer than I’ve played.
Send me one billion isk, buy 5 get one free.
Boy, I got so much game up in here.
Wow, just wow.
I can’t wait to hear more.
That’s right.
I won’t tolerate griefing in my alliance.
Sure thing, little buddy.
Ah, but I’m also cute.
That’s my isk/hr.
Hey, I’m having fun)
Welcome to Highsec.
We can play EvE Online together.
Let’s send those miners to otherwhere!
That’s right, go on, git.
I’m a real Space Ganger now.
Tunnel snakes don’t scare us.
I run five successful alliances.
We are all one team…
…spoonfeeding content to the regular workingpleb.
They love it.
Cheerzah brav.
Nobody likes a loley miner.
Loleylol!
Gotta catch em all, and then do it again.
