I’m a space therapist.
I help miners reach their destiny.
Amazing.
Some carebears are salty.
I put them down.
07 capsuleers!
AFK ALL DAY
Category: Victory
Only EvE
Hey there.
If you can’t beat me…
The alternative is death!
I run a fact based alliance.
This is what happens to miners.
They need to calm down.
I hope they go bankrupt.
Many acknowledge my divinity.
Their fate is my whim.
Oh, and I also like to play with my food.
That’s right.
Krig’s Korner, Episode 20
Calm down, miner.
Lena is big mad.
CCP is investigating.
Fortunately, I have a space attorney.
Icelandic law allows one (1) week for all dispute resolutions.
Maybe someday you’ll read about this on Reddit.
That’s right.
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Farewell, Lena Jackyard!
Kill Them All
Every miner has a fantasy.
What if they could kill the gankers?
It’d be that easy…
They are gonna bring/pay their friends blues.
Get wrecked!
MINERFORCE: ASSEMBLE!
Now they just need to find us (again).
If that doesn’t work, they can appeal the PvP.
Let’s go!
That’s right…
Barnso: BONUS ROUND
We’ve met Barnso before.
TLDR
As you may recall, Hawk ganked him.
Tsk tsk.
He used this opportunity to review my CODE.
I don’t screenshot every isk.
After that, Hawk ganked him again!
PLOT TWIST: Barnso was on a secret Safety mission…
To be continued…
Gelous
Miners like to roleplay.
I know what they want.
I’m a total b.
Carebears think I’m their alpha mommy.
In fact, they are another species altogether.
It all makes sense in EvE Online.
I call it Incels Online.
Carebears need to stay SAFE.
At least I’m having fun.
Amazing content.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Feliz Navidad!
I guess it’s that time of year.
That’s right.
That’s also right.
Of course, some people lack holiday spirit.
What are your New Year’s resolutions?
I’m probably gonna have fun.
I even learned a cute new spell.
Cheerzahcadabbra!
Another happy miner.
I love to help.
xD
Where will he go next?
December Madness
Listening to: Goodbye Venture
Hey there Venture enthusiasts.
It’s been a lot of fun!
We now conclude the December Doubles.
Each Venture in December was worth two (2) points.
One individual really doubled up!
DECEMBER SCORE
- 1178: CASTOLE
- 134: Amy Pollard
- 114: Aaaarrgg
- 90: Mendax es
- 82: Nira Mangeiri
- 48: Dishrag
- 30: ooo so flashy
- 26: Youareapleb
- 24: Yes Mr Cheng
- 22: Zopiclone
Wow, that’s amazing.
Who was the fattest Venture?
Wtf.
=BONUS ROUND=
Stay tuned! Next month is SUDDEN DEATH January. This is the perfect time to make a New Year’s ganking resolution.
PS: Send CASTOLE a few billion isk. He’s earned it.
Yria is Syria, Part 2
Silent Company had a lot to say.
So I sent bumpers after them.
Eons ago, James 315 was a bumper.
One bump can change the course of a fleet.
It took John E McCain, just four days to subdue Greater Ottawasa.
Local went empty.
On Day 5, Phoebe Beeblebrox tried to break the blockade.
Georgia B Dixie (aka John E Normus) was on the case.
The illegal miners were escorted away.
An empty belt is a compliant belt.
To maintain tranquility, Georgia would cloak after each bump.
Spooky!
To be continued…
Ganging MARAUDERS
Welcome to EvE Online, MrLentereng.
He pled not guilty.
He just needs a flight permit.
That’s right.
Happy to help the newbiewer.
Financial consultants are standing by.
I wonder how much isk he makes?
…can’t wait to meet him again.
