Category: The Weather

Glenduil the Slow

Glenduil is a SAFE miner.

CCP gave him a carebear buff, and he feels like a boss.

He put on max shields, and removed the mining gear.

Cool fit bro.

In EvE Online, mining barges have more hitpoints than warships.

Glenduil was excited to earn 1-2 cents an hour.

One day, he met some friendly gankers!

They declined to gank his max tank bait.

Gelnduil is nearly invincible in his Highsec poverty fit.

Let’s tune in to local chat.

Ganker spy Learza congratulated Glenduil on his minimal yield.

Nah, it’s fine bro, just mine like that.

Glenduil was flummoxed.

His minimum yield zero product fit is encouraged.

Glenduil won a few pennies for his time and effort.

Carebears can survive indefinitely in an 0.8.

I hope Glenduil has fun!

He sure isn’t getting rich.

=BREAKING NEWS=

Novus Plebbo

Listening to: CASTOLE RADIO

It’s no secret.

We were in CODE, and they weren’t.

They were are mad at James 315.

I call them gankbears.

After James died, it was time to take out the trash.

So we got rid of Hrothgar Nilsson.

However, he made his own alliance, pretending to be us.

Like, for real bro.

James called them ‘former fans’.

[ 2017.03.24 22:58:46 ]
Hrothgar Nilsson > i’m about to go mining.
Hrothgar Nilsson > undocking in my mining ship. gank away.
Hrothgar Nilsson > these are not competing professions
Hrothgar Nilsson > the whole is greater than the sum of its part. Null-sec F1 monkey + agent, or miner + agent, or station trader + agent….. you get better at both by being both
Hrothgar Nilsson > i have successfully baited half a dozen concordokkens

Hrothgar runs a mining alliance.

Sad, but true.

Weird, but true.

So I accepted his challenge.

Doctor Zarkov > i made billions that is just a minoe drawback

AFK carebears aren’t real gankers.

They use their character bio as a blog?

xD

Gankbears just grind for isk.

I PvP for fun.

He didn’t want that pod anyways!

Here’s another Plebbo scout.

GF!

That’s right.

That’s right!

Venture Standings – NOVEMBER

It’s that time of year.

We are here to help.

Without further ado, the November rankings…

As we head into December, CASTOLE generously motivates the other contestants, by adding an additional 25 billion isk to the PRIZE FUND. Wow, thank you CASTOLE! Remember, December is the month of kill doubling, so earn your BONUS points fast with that holiday spirit! It’s not too late to bounce back to the highest levels imaginable. This is your chance to become a TOP TIER elite Venture destroyer! Of course, if you can’t gank a Venture yourself, feel free to send isk to those who can!!

That’s right!

That’s right!

The Miner and the Old Lady

Hey there.

From to time, miners accuse gankers of being the kind of person who beats up old ladies. Imagine our surprise, when miner Exterminance admitted he is exactly that kind of person.

Exterminance > guess i’ll get charged wit “mining without a permit.”
CorrinoGiovanni > sounds like you had a run in with the law
Exterminance > actually i did ….7 yrs ago….felony assault

What a miner.

Exterminance > then spent a year of my life under indictment
CorrinoGiovanni > what happened?
Exterminance > broad day light across the street from the courthouse i was driving, i needed to park and visit the courthouse
Exterminance > i started to pull in nd there was some old woman standing in th eparking space ‘please, ma’am, would you move/ i need to park my car.”
Exterminance > and she said, ‘I’m waitin’ fo’ my nephew’
Exterminance > and my anger went from zero to the red zone…
Ryek Arkinoz > what? you have issues mate

It’s one of those stories.

Exterminance > i had recently been on strong psychiatric meds
Ryek Arkinoz > ^ i predicted this
Exterminance > one of the side efrects is PSUCHOTIC EPISODE
Aiko Danuja > Exterminance are you quite well?
Exterminance > so i got out and got in her face
Exterminance > and went crazt…
Exterminance > people were coming over, telling me to calm down
Ryek Arkinoz > “calm down miner” they said

He assaulted an old lady, in front of the courthouse.

Exterminance > right across the street from the courthouse, so cops everywhere so inded up in handcuss, in the county jail
Exterminance > and since no one knows who i am IRL i might as well tell i took her walker and helped her to the curb lol
Janine Frost > You seem to be proud of your old-lady-hitting episode.

What a guy.

…and that’s the news from Highsec!

At least he’s a fan.

That’s right.











Highsec Miner Grab Bag #248

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #247

Nobody can read it all.

An ocean of salt, decades deep.

In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.

Some people are crybabies.

I’m just a tabloid journalist, in outer space.

I’m also a social worker, and your new high princess (hi there).

By many accounts, I’m the best.

I run a real bad corp.

It’s an intergalactic cartel.

My friends are happy to help.

We go way back.

I’ll see you on the gates.

Cheerzah brav.