Fly Fearless alliance was infested with tunnel snakes.
Executor Gai Heiyuu was at fault.
The buck stops at the top.
Suddenly, EvEmail…
“Without any warning whatsoever, an unsolicited EVE-mail arrived in the inbox of every single member of Mission Ready Mining. This was no ordinary EVE-mail. It was a corpmail. But this communication was special for another reason; it happened to contain a link to a minerbumping post about Mission Ready Mining. Curiously, it also includes a quote attributed to Tora Bushido, as well as references to the mysterious Assistance Group.
A shiver ran down the thing that MRMNG CEO Gai Heiyuu had been passing off as a spine. He had been fearing this day might come since the spring of 2017, when he ordered the emergency evacuation of Gelhan. *They* were back.”
Editor’s Note: Yes, I am quoting an illustrated narrative, published privately in a secret Discord.
Historian’s Note: This incident explains why members of a corporation are no longer allowed to mail everybody else in the corporation.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > Hi Princess Aiko, hiyou highness!hi everyone, Hi castole and pepew if here and jinx and the other people i diont remembver who helped me ! Never Gonna SeeGrandKids LOVE
Hydrasy Xyanomi > mapy xmans Hydrasy Xyanomi > merysiamsa Pew Pew Pop > Mepy Xmans to you Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sorry guys im tirei sotopp
I’m always watching.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > sup guys wahts hapeening?!~?!
Hydrasy Xyanomi > hi everyone wtf is going!?
Some miners have a lot to say.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > look ms complicated, its simple, i want to extract from you your taste, out of all this, which is best track for you causei want to know what you think
Hydrasy Xyanomi > have you ever walked in a dark room with holes everywhere ??
Let’s listen.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > Aiko Danuja i saw in chats bunch of people you guys took out! but they never were you! so i feel extra honored that you are the one who slain me! i was thinking i will get revenge but instead i honor you !
Hydrasy Xyanomi > but nulsec is crazy.. big stupid ships that give you 1.5m isk… well actually im going tosoon plex the account and become an eve asshole, i will not discreminate and just kill everything and everyone i can i relally want to kill ventures! i hate mining and miners its a useless activity!
Well…
Hydrasy Xyanomi > so i guess i autopop myself and neddle the fk back?? is that how miners do?>i will again take a needel 5 inmto shitknowss where
Hydrasy Xyanomi > strategic cruiser mon cul de merde fk you!
Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you ever hunt others in wormhoelse?
EvE Online is hardly a solved game.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > its true this is the matrix1
I think it’s a lot a of fun.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > is a ship bigger than my dinger
Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys did you know if you spit straight up, is the same thing as spitting on yuorself but without gravity
How many NPCs did you kill today?
Eiseleusmcr > why saftey has harrassed me time and time again i get no such apolgy why should i give a fuck about you and your “safe places” go be a bitch and cry in the corner and make sure you clock out too btw locking out early classifies as quitting so go ahead and cry at home Hydrasy Xyanomi > zthis whole shit is starting to be come interesting
Hydrasy Xyanomi > whats a freighter Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you know wahts a cfc? Hydrasy Xyanomi > who is you are samy whothefkare Hydrasy Xyanomi > can opne of you creatures donate me 20m ? i need cause i lost my ship… and .. njow i nee nanother one…. and i need 20m p[lease…. Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sure that theres one of you who played this game sine the 1980s and has like massive isk Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys please 20m?
My ingame channels are a haven for lost miners.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > you are all the same person i s a 1 person with 112 accounts Vardonis > name is Justin Hydrasy Xyanomi > im the only one not cause i have another keyboard i see it in fromnt of me you //. you are all governor lee
Justin Trudo would fit right in.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > you cant assemble a train with a single philips screw driver
That’s right.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > usually when you slip[ up ytouy fall on you face or ass
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will master the mutation of air to gold
Words of wisdom.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > Can I make announcements purchase of items
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im going to brak the matrix is ajn fkn suicide mission impossibru mission
Cheerzah brav.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will mine my life, then hire one of you to complete that mission
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i dont know what you talking about Hydrasy Xyanomi > i am due for a musrhoom rteal Hydrasy Xyanomi > i have to afk Hydrasy Xyanomi > bye miner
He’s going to make a documentary about us Erotica 1.
Nira Mangeiri > Justin here Justin There Justin everywhere \o/ Kyle Tarholder > Maybe he talks about Justin Kusion Nira Mangeiri > he talks gibberish mostly Mary Gankins > a few months ago he said he was making a documentary
I kinda wanna see it.
Breaking Stones > for a self proclaimed genius you seem to be bc some of your shit tactics are stupid even yet some people dont seem them for what they are or even who you are Australian Jesus > but where’s the data? Breaking Stones > The data will be in the video Breaking Stones > and people will alerted Australian Jesus > are you going to narrate the video? Breaking Stones > Ai video creator so AI will narate James Fuchs > one video can’t stop us all!! Breaking Stones > dont need to stop you all just the ONE Australian Jesus > destroy the OMEGA PRIME Breaking Stones > the one behind the many Avro Astral > one ring to rule them?
There’s so much to discuss.
Australian Jesus > What was he banned for? Breaking Stones > You know why you were banned Avro Astral > it kinda seems like your just making things up Breaking Stones > I know revealing 100 of your alts will just cause a big rotatiion put thos on ice bring the next hundred up but the ones that will sting are the deep moles that get exsposed Aiko Danuja > so you only know a hundred of them lol Breaking Stones > when you think on it 3 alts per acount even at 100 accounts thats 300 alts
He’s gonna release a list of my random alts.
Breaking Stones > I have enjoyed the research Breaking Stones > they will just be in a spread sheet Breaking Stones > color coded Breaking Stones > Aiko Danuja Your the main Australian Jesus > it’s kinda sad to realize that someone might just be this delusional and lost in a video game Avro Astral > i think he just needs a hug James Fuchs > Jesus can help you.
I wish him all the best.
Breaking Stones > You know what I did have to think about was wgat if this did have a real effect on you? Like tbh this is all you have what if by my action I took that from you James Fuchs > are you a bit obsessed with Aiko, by chance? Breaking Stones > No not really after I thought about I saud IDGAF bc you didnt think about how that guy felt that you stole safety from I hope you go into deep emotional tail spin and unistall eve Mary Gankins > who was the original owner of Safety?
“I hope you go into deep emotional tail spin and unistall eve…”
There’s so much fascinating history.
James Fuchs > the original owner of safety was me James Fuchs > i fucked up James Fuchs > we played a game of double isk and I lost Breaking Stones > now we are getting to the root of it Breaking Stones > Keep going we may get to the bonus room
James always enjoyed a good bonus.
Aiko Danuja > 1 billion isk gets you 2 billion isk! right here, Jita style isk doubling -1 billion doubles straight away, or invest 5 billion for a TRIPLE PLAY Breaking Stones > just follow the rules right? Darkened Angel VI > they have no rules Breaking Stones > the rules they make up James Fuchs > Breaking Stones I think you’re just a noob
PLOT TWIST: I’m not banned?
Breaking Stones > I think CCP knows also Breaking Stones > I belive a deal was made Jinx Beirut > so if Aiko was banned Jinx Beirut > but made a deal with CCP Jinx Beirut > then Aiko is unbanned, right? Breaking Stones > 7days a week 18 hours a day Breaking Stones > How many pc do you need to run? Breaking Stones > im gonna say 4 desk tops one laptop
At least he stays civil.
Breaking Stones > know its coming so no big suprise cause you to self delete or nothing. You may be a POS but you are still a human being even though your a gay may pretending to be a female in game Australian Jesus > Breaking Stones are you gay? Breaking Stones > No tried it once James Fuchs > you tried it? Breaking Stones > Yea its not gay unless you push back
I definitely push back.
Aiko Danuja > i kissed a girl and i liked it Breaking Stones > if as a male once married to a female and had kids once you get divorced are you concidered gay or bi? Breaking Stones > see I could become gay I can only handel rejection from half the population if I became bi then both genders can reject you. Can you imagine being a chetto eating man and get rejected by a catfishing 48 year old dude? Aiko Danuja > ok it’s all true – my name is Larry, i’m from Omaha – i drive a rig and have a lot of downtime at truckstops in Oklahoma and Kansas Breaking Stones > ahh so you do know how to meet gay men
It’s kinda fun.
Breaking Stones > Jinx Beirut have you ever tried being gay? Jinx Beirut > no im Catholic Breaking Stones > Then you ar ea potential HOMO sexual Jinx Beirut > that is why i go to confession Breaking Stones > if you never tried then then you just may be one of the ones that like it Whadda Badasaz > he is arguing that you have to have gay sex in order to see how gay you are Breaking Stones > What you dont realise is I have did a complete work up on your foot print and online profile Hydrasy Xyanomi > WTF IS GOING ON HERE!!?!? Breaking Stones > Eat shit
Well, isn’t that special.
Erotica hired me, an irl femail, to roleplay as a gay man.
