Listening to: Beware, Beware
Oh thanks.
Seasons Greetings to all!
I’m all dressed up and ready to go.
You love it.
This year, we celebrate by ganking Highsec miners.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Merry Hallow EvE
Category: Tears
Yria is Syria, Part 6
Listening to: Silent Justice
Some miners talk a lot of trash.
One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.
Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.
They crossed our red line!
These are consequences, which will never be the same.
Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?
The carebears tried to intimidate us.
This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.
When it was all over…
Who do you think won?
That’s right.
Silent Company got bumped off our moons.
To be continued…
Deep Thoughts
Some miners mine a lot.
Others do not.
That’s right.
In EvE Online, you can be whatever you want to be are.
I’m a vampi space princess.
Some people are into that.
That’s right.
Gem Collecting
Why do we gank them?
Enjoy a fat paragraph.
This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.
They are crazies (irl).
For real, fr.
They often like to negotiate.
I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.
Now he’s quitting forever (again).
That’s one point for Team Safety!
Zero points for everyone else.
Oh wait, there’s more…
This is BONUS content.
Behold, an antiganker is born…
Are you keeping score?
That’s right!
He even learned a little CODE. history.
He also met our favourite little princess.
Some guys are into me.
They remember me for the rest of their life.
He won in his own little way.
o7 capsuleer!
fetish
Oh, hey there.
I’m always here.
I enjoy our time together.
This is a healthy ecosystem.
I’m the apex princess!
haha
o7 capsuleers!
Sam Kosho
This is a paid advertisement.
Sam Kosho killed this Tayra.
What’s next for our crybaby of the day?
That’s right.
Dracula Whinebaby
He had a ship that could shoot back.
Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.
Shooting back just isn’t enough.
It was a good fight.
The miners backed each other up.
Not everyone can be me.
I’m kinda the best.
That’s right.
Oh look, I killed Dracula.
I also caught Captain Hook.
Cool.
Here’s another clam miner.
o7 capsuleers!
PUBLIC NOTICE
Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!
That’s right.
Sovereign Miner
Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments
Here’s the TLDR:
R3aper992 is our star of the day.
What a miner.
Nice pod!
I know what miners want.
A few minutes later…
He’s a sovereign citizen!
That’s right.
He’s a free miner.
A stateless traveler.
I wonder what else he has to say?
Check this out!
Textbok sovvie.
He definitely knows Admiralty law!
If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.
I wonder if he believes in aliens?
Any last words?
Later that day…
We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #255
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online
I got a lot of EvEMail.
Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.
They love to share their fantasies.
There’s more where that came from.
Other miners want to apologize.
Even apologetic miners need mining permits.
Woah! Calm down…
o7 capsuleers!
That’s right.
