Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Miners die all the time.
Then they make wild threads threats.
Afterwards, they always go crazy.
What did he say? Hint: Miners love blowjobs!
Newbro Yukee Pm offered some words of wisdom.
You won’t find this content playing EvE Online via Reddit!
Upon reflection, Paderno decided my channel is pretty cool.
Why Was I Ganked? is where the greatest players in the game…
…listen to miners cry about their fate.
That’s right.
No surprises here.
Another disgusting battleminer.
EvE Online is not an easy game.
Meanwhile, in the Democratic People’s Republic of Khanid.
That’s right.
It’s true.
That’s right…
That’s right!
I know what these boys want.
They usually have a lot of special requests.
Then they get straight to business.
I feel like there’s a consistent theme here…
They always say a lot of inappropriate stuff!
Sometimes, they have to apologize.
Consequences are never the same.
Usually, they just freak out.
I guess they are having fun.
They tell me so all the time.
Sometimes, I even believe them.
Isn’t this the truth?
Yesterday, we enjoyed some mining essays.
Would I have the last laugh?
Sepathori vowed to vanquish the gankers.
He declared eternal wares upon me (and the website of ridicule).
Would CCP end ganking forever and ever?
Doubt…
That’s right.
That’s right!
Silly bears.
o7 capsuleers!!!
Miners love to write.
I love to read their little essays.
CCP better not ban me!
Maybe someday I’ll find a boyfriend? (I hope he ganks…)
That’s right…
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
Nobody likes an isk grubbing carebear.
Are gankbears real gankers?
Gankbears just don’t get it (and never will).
Unfortunately, it didn’t work out for me and James…
…but at least he found love!
I only gank people who care.
Likewise, James ganks miners who care, because HE cares.
Sometimes, you meet a miner who really cares.
This sounds like a serious space matter!
Nowadays, there is the old Code and the new original Code.
Each Code contains a phantom social contract.
In my spare time, I provide miners with legal assistance.
They appreciate my counsel.
Many miners are terrified of me…
…however, I just want to help!
What’s on your wish list?
That’s right.
Obey the Codes, or this could be you!
FINAL THOUGHTS
BONUS AIKO LORE CONTENT
Check it out: https://eveonion.com/miners-corner/
FINAL VOWS
Now you know why real gankers gank (it’s not for isk).
To be continued?
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Sargon does Sargon stuff.
It seems to work.
He’s just a griefer baker from Arkansas.
That boy definitely Team Aiko.
Keep up the good work, Sargon of Amerish!
A lot of people like my music.
My teeth are pretty sharp, as you will see…
One day, a miner decided to talk trash about Art Gravy (he died irl).
Such miners need to die.
Fortunately, I’m a cunning little jackal.
Isn’t that the truth?
Is it time?
That’s right.
I’m the best.
That’s right!
Here’s a bonus video.
Now you know why they call me Aiko Danuja.
More Plenitude Alliance content coming soon!
My name is Aiko Danuja.
This blog is about me, not you!
In EvE Online, I’m famous for being me.
That’s right.
That’s right!
You know the old saying…
I’m the best (better than all the rest).
