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I am Aiko, High Danuja of Danera.
That is what I do.
I’m the best.
There’s only one thing that can stop me.
Otherwise…
You’ll understand why they call me a real B.
That’s right.
Cuz, it be like that.
That’s right.
Ya’ll best stay real safe.
\o
Oh boy, here I come!
It’s not easy being a miner.
Another satisfied customer?
That’s right!
Aiko Danuja > Kill: Whalecome (Gila) Kill: Whalecome (Capsule)
Whalecome > so your permits are worthless eh? good to know
Aiko Danuja > permits are not worthless, that’s rude
Whalecome > I got one and you still kill me, seems pretty worthless
I decided to be nice.
Aiko Danuja > Since you are a newbro, i will replace your gila for 300 million isk
Whalecome > I have a hard time beleiving that if I send you money again, since you didn’t honor the permit for which I already paid for, that you’ll honor anything but for shits and giggles lets see what happens, maybe jokes on me
Let’s see what happens?
So far so good!
Aiko Danuja > do you want the Gila in Amarr or Jita?
Whalecome > whatever is easiest for you m’lady
Can you guess what happened next?
Oh, okay!
I’m really good at what I do.
This is actual witchcraft.
Some girls know how to cast a money spell.
It’s fun when boys send pitiful little messages.
I don’t think he understands.
What happened to him?
I guess I’m having a hard time.
Sometimes, you lose someone that mattered.
Art Gravy, aja kjeezy, aka Mike Kuhn was my friend.
He was kind to new players, and just a chill dude.
I never saw it coming.
It sucks to miss a friend.
Someone scammed them out of everything!
That’s really fucked up.
He died a few hours later…
Valar morghulis.
I’m so sorry about that.
Fortunately, he paid a billion isk for my corpse.
Art. that means you are invited to Valhalla.
As your Valkyrie, let me say I’m honoured.
#MegaBigSad
o7
That’s right.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-cara-and-phoenix-after-michaels-passing
He wasn’t a happy miner.
What happened?
Illegal mining is not tolerated in sacred Amarr!
This ethic has been consistent for millennia.
All miners must be extirpated (this is your warning).
Silly bears always threaten revenge.
They also try to scam us.
Firsty of, if an ignoremus doesn’t leasrn, then he gets blowonged!
Will they ever obey the law?
Some people are just out of touch with reality.
That’s right… go in flames…
xD
PLOT TWIST: He let me kill him?
CHATGPT SAYS…
Indeed.
Miners love to get revenge.
Sparticus Raveclaw vowed to defeat his nemesis, Amy Pollard.
Raveclaw, reminds me of Rageclaw…
What a silly bear!
It’s a familiar story.
He doesn’t want to pay.
I tried to explain the merits of compliance.
It’s a pretty good deal!
However, this miner has ‘princibles’.
He would have cooperated, if only we asked…
Fortunately, I am a peacemaker.
The revenge was cancelled.
However, next time he would be ready (with friends)!
I guess he’s a fan?
I think some of these miners like me.
Another happy ending!
Maybe he will join us?
That’s right.
Alarm bells were going off across Highsec.
Mission Ready Mining (MRM) was in turmoil.
Fortunately, there was new leadership…
…but line members were caught in the administrative crossfire.
What was even happening?
Leadership required each member to pay a nominal fee.
That was reasonable enough.
However, there were a few complaints!
Regardless, the free skill injector program was a success.
Deputy Director Arby’s fellow directors were duly impressed.
Just then, Arby declared a new policy.
What would happen next?
I’m sure you can guess where this is going.
Your bonus Code is 55!
To be continued…
I bring a lot of fun to EvE Online.
The miners seem to really like that.
However, they can get a little confused.
I’m more than just a pretty face.
It’s kind of obvious why I’m here.
They understand that much.
What do you think?
That’s right.
I’m always listening…
That’s right!
I’m a plague on the galaxy.
Hazzik gets it.
He understands the deal.
Let’s hear him out.
That’s right.
He missed the New Year’s Sale?
I’m here to help.
A miner’s laugh is worth a thousand tears.
Don’t fly a pod you can’t afford to lose.
Hazzik was studying space biology (drugs).
Now he understands the game.
Welcome to EvE Online.
EvE Online is full of danger, mystery, and intrigue.
Some say that I’m superduper MEGA toxic.
What do you think?
I don’t think I’m that bad!
Here is what my mom said about all this.
She sounds like a carebear!
In a game like this, I’m a killer angel.
I’m a real good girl.
I’m just good at what I do!
Every miner deserves my attention.
Everybody else is watching.
o7 capsuleers!
Welcome back!
A lot of people notice me.
They also notice my alliance.
We all know what’s coming.
So the miners prepare for judgment.
They discuss the eternal fate of sinners.
They cry endlessly in local.
Some carebears have a lot to say.
I definitely care, bro!
Honestly, some of the advice is pretty good.
In every language, my response is always the same.
I’m here to have el funo.
I’m sure God will forgive me.
Oh well!
I’m clearly the best.
Better than all the rest!
