Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Sometimes, people wonder, how do I write the blog?
The truth is, the blog writes itself.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Miners are salty, bad at EVE, and generate endless content.
It’s really their own fault.
Frankly, they deserve it.
Miners disgust me!
Ewww!
Gross.
OmG.
Let’s just kill all the miners!
Sometimes, I’m not exactly honest.
I don’t really care.
Do you think I’m a scammer?
I’m just a girl, playing a video game.
Every winner needs a sucker!
James loved his little Princess.
I always get what I deserve.
I enjoy lamentations.
I’m every miner’s fantasy.
They just love me.
Sometimes, their brain melts.
Germans appear particularly susceptible to my charms.
I’m not sure what is wrong with that race.
I suppose their best DNA was lost an der Ostfront.
What?
That’s right. Germans never know when to give up.
Are Bavarians even actually people?
Oh well, at least it recognizes a lawful Prinzessin.
A business model, written in blood! Aiko shoots miners who don’t want anything other than to enjoy peace and quiet. She is so mean and vile, that one is sometimes left breathless. At long last, does she even know shame? I love mining, because it gives me a feeling of calm. However, she comes along and ruins everything!
What a funny little sauerkraut.
Silly miners.
Wake up!
Ledrian recently returned to EVE. Yes, that Ledrian.
Meanwhile, I’m such a bad girl.
Oof. Getting all kinds of distorted attention.
Carebears think my channel should serve as a suicide hotline.
If I don’t want to help miners, then I am supposed to ignore them.
Furthermore, I’m not qualified for bonus giveaways.
I’m sorry about your mental issues, but that’s not my problem. As if. At the video arcade, you aren’t going to get free gameplay tokens because you claim to be suicidal. Furthermore, the clerk behind the popcorn stand doesn’t care. Sorry!
I’m a really nice lady, but I’m not going to let you win.
You should, like, talk to your therapist about me.
OMG.
Miners are soo mental.
Gross!
From time to time, as Chief Safety Officer, it is my duty to make a Safety. announcement to ensure safe mining for all miners. That’s fair, right? Miners always beg for a warning, and this is the warning. You’ve been warned.
WARNING
Today’s Safety. announcement is brought to you by Zopiclone.
Thank you Zopi.
When you purchase unsafe items, we know.
Don’t you want to live, and see your grandchildren?
Safety violations are serious offenses.
Just think of us, as a less friendly version of the CODE.
Hell hath no fury like a female ganker.
We are like Germans, but sexy and competent.
This is not a negotiation.
Safety isn’t free.
Safety isn’t cheap.
Don’t be stiped.
Sigh…
Some people are winners, some people are losers.
I honestly have no idea.
Thanks miner!
Be well.
I’m defo a big deal.
You aren’t truly space famous, until people you don’t even know are making EVE videos starring your beautiful face. Apparently, someone noticed that Highsec has a new queen. That’s right.
The people love me.
Ah, it’s that festive time of year.
Alt 00 gave me this bust of James 315. Remember him?
Everyone is celebrating.
The miners are happy.
EVE Online has a great family friendly environment.
Just make sure to purchase your holiday permit.
Nothing of value was lost.
The miners have a lot to say.
Sometimes, they are more concise.
It’s not very hard to understand.
They want to do things their own way.
Unfortunately, they don’t have much luck.
They seem to be stuck, repeating the same basic patterns.
What does it all mean?
I don’t think they are calm.
They don’t seem to like us.
They don’t seem to like me.
I don’t like them much either.
They are crazy!
They’ve always been crazy.
Nobody likes a miner.
I’m just a little busy right now.
Please, calm down.
You don’t even have potatoes.
Don’t try to scam me, miner.
I’m a Princess.
Both Malls lost a Venture.
He hates education, business, and cleaning.
He proudly supports Trump 2020.
Both hasn’t finished training his trash talk skills.
I guess he doesn’t like me.
I make him feel nervous and frustrated.
Apparently, if you PvP in a video game, you are an infidel.
He’s a perfect example of the mining caste.