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Speak truth.
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We can play.
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Category: Tears
That’s right.
Hey there.
That’s right.
Deport
Hey there.
Miners have some wild ideas.
Wow!
Being Grounded
That’s right.
Get grounded.
I’m pretty danger.
What?>
Clam daown, stupied gaunker!
Miners greetings to all.
Welcome to EvE Online, little miner.
It’s a sily game.
Every miner has his day.
Get buried, irl.
Ya know what I mean?
He finds us intriguing.
He likes something about me.
What a guy.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
That’s right.
Bandit Down
I’m a new player.
I sell mining permits in Highsec.
Will Clark is a 2004 loser.
I asked him for help.
He wasn’t very friendly.
I made him quit the game (again).
They call me a griefer.
He is fine.
Goodbye Will.
=BONUS SALT=
Scum Squad
Hey there.
Hey again.
We get around.
That’s a fack.
Miners have a lot to say.
They’ve always got an excuse.
It’s a hardknock life.
I wish them all the best.
They are a special people.
That’s right.
See what I mean?
Cat Sky Fails Again
Hi!
I gank miners every day.
They are real poors.
Today, I ran into Cat Sky (again).
There’s something wrong with him.
He just goes on…
What a guy.
Cheerzah brav!
Ganking Dogs
Let’s take a look.
Well, that escalated fast…
It all started friendly enough.
Woah!
NuperSatural was not happy.
Alyx tried to help.
However, Nuper doubled down on BIG MAD.
He had a lot to say.
What a guy.
He really wanted attention.
So they had a quick chat.
Nupie had a lot to say.
This went on for awhile.
Yes, there’s more.
I’d say he is not quite well.
At least there is some good news.
Nobody likes a quitter.
Venture Contest 2024
The Twelfth Annual Venture Contest is underway.
Here are the October rankings:
- James Fuchs – 128
- CASTOLE – 62
- Mendax es – 45
- Adako Aivoras -39
- ooo so flashy – 37
- Guybertini – 37 (tied for 5th)
- Aaaarrgg – 23
- TrickyNicky – 19
- Good Girl Kara – 18
- Dishrag – 18 (tied for 9th)
There is a perfect time to get into Highsec ganking, as either competitor or spectator. Send 1 billion isk to your favorite ganker, and help them climb the rankings… or kill a few dozen Ventures yourself, and climb the November ladder yourself. Over 30 billion isk in prizes available, and more. Send isk to Aiko Danuja for the GRAND PRIZE FUND, and you will receive a special bonus gift! Every isk you donate to the prize fund will be DOUBLED three times, by the best isk doublers in the game!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #248
Nobody can read it all.
An ocean of salt, decades deep.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Some people are crybabies.
I’m just a tabloid journalist, in outer space.
I’m also a social worker, and your new high princess (hi there).
By many accounts, I’m the best.
I run a real bad corp.
It’s an intergalactic cartel.
My friends are happy to help.
We go way back.
I’ll see you on the gates.
Cheerzah brav.
