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FlipDuces lost a pod.
He vowed to stand against cyberbullies in EvE Online.
It’s his pod, and he’ll cry if he wants to.
You would cry too, if it happened to you!
IRL mass shooter FlipDuces is not scared of guns.
This is why I play EvE Online.
Are all miners cannibals?
I sure love candy.
Will FlipDuces ever find revenge?
Or will he just circlejerk himself forever?
What a nice merch miner.
The incursion community is done.
Their membership is dropping.
They are demoralized.
It was time for Plan B.
Meanwhile, the incursion mom died again.
What will the carebears do?
Not much, apparently.
Oh well.
Halbarad urged everyone to calm down.
However, the miners want to cry.
To be continued…
Listening to: Make a Move, Let’s Go – Yes Yes
Tee Ka realized that EvE Online is a PvP game.
His new friends were ready to play.
He began spying on the gankers.
When the time came, he vowed to fight stand up.
Bumper Cultural Center soon found Tee Ka in Elonaya.
However, the rebel fled in disgrace.
The next day, I found Tee Ka in Aakari.
It’s a small galaxy.
As always, Tee Ka had a lot to say.
To be continued…
Hey there.
Let’s mix and mingle with Highsec miners.
They are special.
No miner is too small.
Indeed.
There is just no excuse.
Nobody likes a miner.
I know what miners really need.
They just want a little attention.
I’m happy to help.
Cheerzah!
After losing the war, Fly Fearless fled to Uemisaisen.
As always, things were going well.
Yes, there are screenshots.
Kalorned thus began to solo the entire alliance.
Meanwhile, the alliance executor struggled to communicate.
Behind the scenes, Gai was not feeling calm.
This inspired Kalorned & Tweeps to join with a thousand characters.
With a little effort, Mission Ready Mining would finally be ready.
To be continued…
Hello there.
Well, let’s take a look.
He sounds like a happy miner.
)))
xD
The incursion community is in trouble.
If we kill the mom, they lose.
That’s a real problem.
Incursion bears are fresh out of karma.
The miners keep begging someone to care.
However, Roulin makes everyone depressed.
The incursion community is done.
To be continued…
Tee Ka done got PKd, again and again.
This is what happens when you vow to antigank.
His antiganking career is not going well.
Tee Ka was demoralized.
I tried to encourage him.
Would Tee Ka accept my olive branch of infinite mercy?
So he quit the game, forever.
To be continued…
Anyways…
Lister is an antiganker.
He warns his fellow AFK miners.
What a guy.
Another win for the antigankers, right?
Have I ever mentioned…
…miners are kinda stupid, right?
No gankers gank you, ok miner.
Tavory lost everything, forever and ever.
Listening to: Every Rose Has Its Thorn
=WHY WE FIGHT=
Aiko watchers may remember the Audaerne Free Trade Zone, which evicted Silent Company and exiled them to Ronne.
Ikarus remembers…
All screenshots below from actual SICO interactions!
Silent Company is a pestilence upon Highsec, sucking new players into a mining trap. Newbros are soon bored to death with endless moon mining and scummy buybacks. Who will save them?
As a woman, in real-life and in EvE Online, I’m used to disgustingly inappropriate comments from incel miners. However, Silent Company has always struck me as particularly misogynistic.
Look, here’s the facts….
My boyfriend appreciates all the nice things I do for him, and when you try to shame me, he PLEXes all my accounts and his accounts and his friend’s accounts and even our mom’s accounts.
I’ve read what Silent Company has to say.
Their CEO, Ikarus Cesaille, claims “zero tolerance” for sexism, racism, and all those other isms. However, that’s just narcissistic whitewashing, as he attempts to weasel himself from the consequences of what his members have said and done.
Silent Company keeps it real classy, ya kno?
CCP knows I abide by the EULA.
I even got a GM commendation.
As a capsuleer in good standing, I am allowed to destroy you.
Excuse me, but my bra size is personal and private. I know my pictures are floating around, but you need to calm down.
Imagine, my surprise, when I realized this little group of toxic incels migrated from Ronne to Yria.
Apparently, Ikarus didn’t get the message.
Some things never change.
Oh, you do? You like that?
I think I’ll stick around.
Silent Company, I say to you…
I’ve heard you, I feel you, and I have decided upon a response.
To be continued…
