Antigankers are not very smart.
They are salty miners.
Jesus is my scout.
Indeed.
Fucking CCP… amirite?
That’s right.
Captain Janeway
Category: Tears
Earn Aiko Points
Gyatt Festival, Dodixie Federal Test Center – Stardate 23360
System: Misneden
Today, I am nullifying all outstanding New Order shares. They no longer have any value whatsoever. For those who donated, I say “Thanks for the free isk, bro.” So now what?
You must pay again!
Highsec deserves better. Since I always be best, I am perfectly positioned to provide points for every citizen of Aikospace, ensuring isk flows for eternity. Even a bearpleb can succeed through my grace. In ganking,you can and will be saved.
I am pleased Aiko Points are available for merely 1 billion isk. Each capsuleer must purchase as many points as they can, in addition to the requisite mining permits, travel visas, and/or blue passes. To encourage you in this quest, bonus points will be awarded at the following tiers: 5 billion, 20 billion, 100 billion, 315 billion, 1 trillion, and 5 trillion. Furthermore, a very special reward will be offered to each shareholder who is the first to claim a bonus tier, and annual shareholder parties will celebrate the most generous supporters of Highsec ganking.
In fact, I have decided the ultimate second-place in EvE Online will be whomsoever sends the most isk. I ask, “How much isk do you have, and why?” This is your chance to find out. Unlike you, I guarantee that all isk will be used for ganking. Now that’s a square deal!
ISK, assets, skill points, shares, and PLEX can always be sent to Aiko Danuja, to finance Aiko points. Every purchase will be formally acknowledged, solemnly honoured, and joyously commemorated on the brand new leaderboard, which I will update once I am done investing your isk. This is all outlined in my original shareholder agreement, as codified by myself. That’s reasonable and fair.
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #244
Miners have a lot to say.
Oh, ok…
Yuo stuid!
Miners don’t have to abide by CCP’s EULA.
I slept my way to the top!
Miners in Highsec… who knew?
I have 30,000 more of these (yes, really)…
It’s just endless…
This is the real EvE Online.
Hi-sec is just a damned lie!
That sounds fun!
To be continued…
Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 10
Previously, Tee Ka Got Pkd, again and again.
He declared war on an entire coalition!
When that didn’t work, he started cursing.
Then he sent us all to null.
However, null fearts me cuz I onnly fight wat doest fight back.
One day, Tee Ka was salting as usual.
Suddenly, his friend alt intervened!
This went as well as expected.
Occoner is, like Tee Ka, a weakling.
Tee Ka has another such ‘friend’.
What a guy.
All bluster…
…with no bite.
To be continued…
Go Away
Nobody likes a miner.
Ya bro, I’m hiding from you.
Ya ya, I’ll get that for you.
Yep, I’m a roleplayer.
Play along, or die.
Ok?
Anyways, goodnight.
Cat Sky Goes Hyperbolic
Welcome to Gheth.
Are you ok bro?
The three stages: shock, tears, and apathy.
Mmhmm.
Some people can’t handle the truth.
At least everything was recorded.
Oh, he’s back?
Blocked!
Go on…
I just want to be friends…
He mad.
Who mines in a Gila?
Blcok blcok!
What a community…
You know it, I know it.
Russian Invasion
Listening to: Russian Hard Bass
Oh, hey there.
I want to understand.
Well, okey-dokey!
What a fun miner.
dark eniken is from Ostingel.
Where his alliance was recently Snuffed Out.
Yikes!
Men often struggle to express emotions.
I’m glad he felt confident.
Mmm, that sounds nice)))
He soon reverted to his indigenous tongue.
I need a hole to work job.
Please don’t knock my teeth out(((
…but we are the ones killing EvE, right?
That’s right.
Dryson’s Big Hunt
Welcome!
Dryson is a typical antiganker.
He’s a certified miner.
A real EvE Online expert.
What a character.
He likes to theorycraft new antiganking mechanics.
This is the DrysonBennington.
Our boy been failing a long time.
Dryson is no good at antiganking.
He’s a textbook whiteknight carebear.
Real classy guy.
Like, ok.
He has a lot of ideas.
Bro, what?
Dryson doesn’t like the game.
He doesn’t like ganking.
He especially doesn’t like that I actually show up.
I think he’s crazy.
He wanted us to gank the WuFlu! What?
The boy is all bark, and no bite.
Recently, he vowed to dunk us out of existence (again).
Nobody showed up for his fleet.
Dryson got a ‘kill’.
He urged the miners to fight back.
Nobody cared.
He even tried to recruit a bot.
The hunt concluded early.
It only lasted a minute. xD
Dryson was arrested by CONCORD.
To be continued?
End of an Era, Part 12
The incursion community is way down bad.
Quitbears are dropping out.
Will the miners negotiate a peaceful resolution?
Wise old miner Kroaky understands the situation.
It is bad well, good for me and my friends.
Viirilithizu Ward‘s mining alt main desperately tried to devise a plan.
Plan B was to abort.
Line members were sorely disappointed in ‘leadership’.
The clock is ticking – which community will die first?
Things are getting grim.
What will the miners do?
Not much…
Incursion ‘leaders’ are quietly abandoning ship.
Suddenly, a new mothership spawned!
‘Leadership’ finally made a plan.
They would stick their heads in the sand.
Just then, mom died (again).
To be continued…
Yet Another Suicide Miner
Apparently, yes.
So don’t drink and mine.
It doesn’t end well.
Life is hard enough.
Don’t kill yourself over a video game.
Yikes.
At least he made some friends.
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