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Listening to: Chiping Away
This is a recurring thing.
Sarcasim (aka IamurPAPPY) is obsessed with ‘Justina’.
Always!
EvE Online is a game of alts.
In this game, anyone can be a real loser.
Too bad about old man James 315…
Even other miners pity Sarcasim!
Isn’t that special?
Everyone in the game is Justin.
That’s right.
Miners don’t like me.
They don’t even like EvE Online.
Oh well.
Woof!
That’s right.
It’s a love story from beyond time.
This Valentine’s we remember what really matters.
I take personal responsibility for all of that.
Any idiot can create an alliance in EvE Online.
Dead alliances generally have bad leadership.
You can’t silence an obvious truth.
Gai understood the SAFETY CODE. governs Highsec mining.
However, Assistance Group is an entirely different alliance.
Same people (not me), but with different alts.
We They offer Highsec mining assistance, with paid training.
There was no need to wait.
That’s right.
Wow, FREE PvE fits!
To be continued…
We honor the miner’s sacrifice.
Every belt Dracula has his day.
Sometimes we catch a couple.
Aren’t they cute?
Thanks for playing EvE Online!
Oh boy, here come a crazy.
This one knows our my Justin’s secret.
Such people never shut up.
I think they have a mental illness.
I hope he feels better soon.
This is the real EvE Online.
My enemies are ‘winning’.
I’m embarrassed for them.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Some miners aspire to be herpes.
Muting them doesn’t work.
They just come back on an alt.
Oh wow, he almost defeated us!
Yikes!
At least he’s having fun.
What a guy.
Yes, I dunked the Goonbears.
That’s right.
My killboard is pretty great.
I know it drives some people mental.
Many have fallen along the way.
I again ascended on Christmas EvE, a sign of things to come.
Gankbears really just don’t get it.
Mere killmails are for beginners and rookies.
Even miners know there’s more to my game.
James called it bumping.
Carebears, whether gankers or miners, should take note.
I will bump you out of the circle (again).
Enjoy the ride.
Some fall further than others.
How low can you go?
I like to find out!
Did you want to PvP me?
Are you winning?
How’d that work out for you?
Another happy ending!
Cheerzah!
xD
Double xD
Triple xD
That’s right.
=FINAL THOUGHTS=
=FINAL MEMORIES=
=BONUS UPDATE=
=GEOGRAPHY LESSON=
Things were not going well.
The incursion community foundered on shoals of Safety.
That’s right.
Hawk was determined to break their focus.
Meanwhile, the clock was ticking…
Soon, the MOTHERSHIP would arrive…
This was the moment of destiny.
Guess what happened next?
Ja mon.
Get poped!
That’s right.
To be continued…
The Miners of Misneden, Part 5
Misneden is in a state of rebellion.
However, the Misneden Militia is often AFK.
Agent Alt 00 was determined to save the miners.
They didn’t like this.
They accused us of cultplay.
I am well above the law.
Suddenly, real gankers…
Exhibit 47
Welcome to Season 15.
Some miners are gay.
That’s cool.
There’s a lot of intrigue in EvE Online.
Every killmail is legendary.
That’s right.
Let’s see what German Pete Hegseth said…
That’s right!
