Welcome to EvE Online.
This is a serious game.
That’s right.
Cool story bro.
Ok then.
Thanks for the intel.
That’s right.
Cheerzah brav!
Works every time… always!
Contact me with any questions or concerns…
You love it.
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #251
Category: Sex
No Don’t
I enjoy PvP.
That’s right.
Are you having fun?
Carebears remain salty forever.
Is that you loyalanon?
What a miner.
Cry Harder
Hey there.
Some gankbears are SALTY.
They miss James 315… where’d he go?
Now they’ve got to deal with me.
I’m very popular these days.
I love it.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Cheerzah!
=Weird Font Color Autism=
Isn’t that right?
Clamplay
Hey there.
Welcome to EvE Online.
Cool story bro.
Everybody needs Safety.
Unfortunately, we don’t need losers.
We especially don’t need carebears.
Meanwhile, Hrothgar loves miner for3skin.
Well, ok then.
Isn’t that funny?
That’s right.
Do you like that?
I know how to have a good time.
Do you?
Cheerzah!
Juicy
We honor the miner’s sacrifice.
Every belt Dracula has his day.
Sometimes we catch a couple.
Aren’t they cute?
Thanks for playing EvE Online!
More Sarcasim
Oh boy, here come a crazy.
This one knows our my Justin’s secret.
Such people never shut up.
I think they have a mental illness.
I hope he feels better soon.
This is the real EvE Online.
My enemies are ‘winning’.
I’m embarrassed for them.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Some miners aspire to be herpes.
Muting them doesn’t work.
They just come back on an alt.
Oh wow, he almost defeated us!
Yikes!
At least he’s having fun.
What a guy.
Yes, I dunked the Goonbears.
That’s right.
Stuff Hydrasy Says
Hydrasy Xyanomi > princess* Aiko Danuja namastwe
Hydrasy Xyanomi > namste welsonde
Hey there.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > Aiko Danuja hi you long time!!!
Hydrasy Xyanomi > Hi Princess Aiko, hiyou highness!hi everyone, Hi castole and pepew if here and jinx and the other people i diont remembver who helped me ! Never Gonna SeeGrandKids LOVE
Hydrasy Xyanomi > OOOH SHE HERE! HIYOU! Aiko Danuja , best!
I’m always listening.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > mapy xmans
Hydrasy Xyanomi > merysiamsa
Pew Pew Pop > Mepy Xmans to you
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sorry guys im tirei sotopp
I’m always watching.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > sup guys wahts hapeening?!~?!
Hydrasy Xyanomi > hi everyone wtf is going!?
Some miners have a lot to say.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > look ms complicated, its simple, i want to extract from you your taste, out of all this, which is best track for you causei want to know what you think
Hydrasy Xyanomi > have you ever walked in a dark room with holes everywhere ??
Let’s listen.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > Aiko Danuja i saw in chats bunch of people you guys took out! but they never were you! so i feel extra honored that you are the one who slain me! i was thinking i will get revenge but instead i honor you !
Hydrasy Xyanomi > but nulsec is crazy.. big stupid ships that give you 1.5m isk… well actually im going tosoon plex the account and become an eve asshole, i will not discreminate and just kill everything and everyone i can i relally want to kill ventures! i hate mining and miners its a useless activity!
Well…
Hydrasy Xyanomi > so i guess i autopop myself and neddle the fk back?? is that how miners do?>i will again take a needel 5 inmto shitknowss where
Hydrasy Xyanomi > mushroom tea i grow them 🙂
That’s right.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > FDCK
Hydrasy Xyanomi > kffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk faileD!!
Hydrasy Xyanomi > strategic cruiser mon cul de merde fk you!
Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you ever hunt others in wormhoelse?
EvE Online is hardly a solved game.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > its true this is the matrix1
I think it’s a lot a of fun.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > is a ship bigger than my dinger
Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys did you know if you spit straight up, is the same thing as spitting on yuorself but without gravity
How many NPCs did you kill today?
Eiseleusmcr > why saftey has harrassed me time and time again i get no such apolgy why should i give a fuck about you and your “safe places” go be a bitch and cry in the corner and make sure you clock out too btw locking out early classifies as quitting so go ahead and cry at home
Hydrasy Xyanomi > zthis whole shit is starting to be come interesting
Hydrasy Xyanomi > whats a freighter
Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you know wahts a cfc?
Hydrasy Xyanomi > who is you are samy whothefkare
Hydrasy Xyanomi > can opne of you creatures donate me 20m ? i need cause i lost my ship… and .. njow i nee nanother one…. and i need 20m p[lease….
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sure that theres one of you who played this game sine the 1980s and has like massive isk
Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys please 20m?
My ingame channels are a haven for lost miners.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > you are all the same person i s a 1 person with 112 accounts
Vardonis > name is Justin
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im the only one not cause i have another keyboard i see it in fromnt of me you //. you are all governor lee
Justin Trudo would fit right in.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > you cant assemble a train with a single philips screw driver
That’s right.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > usually when you slip[ up ytouy fall on you face or ass
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will master the mutation of air to gold
Words of wisdom.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > Can I make announcements purchase of items
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im going to brak the matrix is ajn fkn suicide mission impossibru mission
Cheerzah brav.
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will mine my life, then hire one of you to complete that mission
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i dont know what you talking about
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i am due for a musrhoom rteal
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i have to afk
Hydrasy Xyanomi > bye miner
Starcrafting
Aiko Danuja > ok me and CASTOLE are gonna play Starcraft II now
CASTOLE > \o
You Blew Up > OK
Zarah Shrimp > starcrfat 2 hm? eve not good enough??
I do as I please.
If you really think about it…
EvE Online is not very toxic.
Blizzard, unlike CCP, has abandoned moderation entirely.
Free speech reigns in General Chat!
The truth is out there…
At least the game is fun.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Re: FW: About Krig Povelli
Even the little guys enjoy EvE Online.
The alliance description is self-explanatory.
However, God hates miners.
In fact, nobody likes miners.
It all started in Botane.
Krig Povelli > Wow! That is one really fast procurer!
Graeth was AFK and didn’t mine.
He advised other miners to take a nap.
LadyBug had enough.
Graeth Raltharn > its just an empty life
She began talking about Krig’s penis.
Later, LadyBug regretted what she said.
Bro, I get a lot of EvEmail (no, I can’t read it all).
LadyBug told the story several times.
PLOT TWIST: Krig Povelli strikes again!
Uh oh!
We don’t allow penis jokes in Highsec.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
Another successful intervention.
Krig even got a killmail!
Where’d the Orca go?
Word started to spread in local.
Anoher happy ending.
I hope LadyBug does better next time.
LadyBug had more to say.
What a chatty Cathy.
Oh my God…
Occasionally, I respond.
I’m the voice of reason.
LadyBug learned a real life lesson.
She just had a few more things to say.
The conversation became colorful.
At some point, LadyBug began writing herself.
I got all the facts.
I’ve completed my investigation.
Krig Povelli has a license to bump.
To be honest, we both hate miners.
Sarcasim’s Return
Hey there.
Miners are feisty.
Our leader cosplays as a gay dude who pretends to be a princess.
His name is James Justin.
Does EvE Online promote toxic gameplay?
That’s right.
Stay tuned…
