More Sarcasim

Oh boy, here come a crazy.

This one knows our my Justin’s secret.

Such people never shut up.

I think they have a mental illness.

I hope he feels better soon.

This is the real EvE Online.

My enemies are ‘winning’.

I’m embarrassed for them.

In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.

Some miners aspire to be herpes.

Muting them doesn’t work.

They just come back on an alt.

Oh wow, he almost defeated us!

Yikes!

At least he’s having fun.

What a guy.

Yes, I dunked the Goonbears.

That’s right.

Stuff Hydrasy Says

Hydrasy Xyanomi > princess* Aiko Danuja namastwe
Hydrasy Xyanomi > namste welsonde

Hey there.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Aiko Danuja hi you long time!!!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Hi Princess Aiko, hiyou highness!hi everyone, Hi castole and pepew if here and jinx and the other people i diont remembver who helped me ! Never Gonna SeeGrandKids LOVE

Hydrasy Xyanomi > OOOH SHE HERE! HIYOU! Aiko Danuja , best!

I’m always listening.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > mapy xmans
Hydrasy Xyanomi > merysiamsa
Pew Pew Pop > Mepy Xmans to you
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sorry guys im tirei sotopp

I’m always watching.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > sup guys wahts hapeening?!~?!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > hi everyone wtf is going!?

Some miners have a lot to say.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > look ms complicated, its simple, i want to extract from you your taste, out of all this, which is best track for you causei want to know what you think

Hydrasy Xyanomi > have you ever walked in a dark room with holes everywhere ??

Let’s listen.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Aiko Danuja i saw in chats bunch of people you guys took out! but they never were you! so i feel extra honored that you are the one who slain me! i was thinking i will get revenge but instead i honor you !

Hydrasy Xyanomi > but nulsec is crazy.. big stupid ships that give you 1.5m isk… well actually im going tosoon plex the account and become an eve asshole, i will not discreminate and just kill everything and everyone i can i relally want to kill ventures! i hate mining and miners its a useless activity!

Well…

Hydrasy Xyanomi > so i guess i autopop myself and neddle the fk back?? is that how miners do?>i will again take a needel 5 inmto shitknowss where

Hydrasy Xyanomi > mushroom tea i grow them 🙂

That’s right.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > FDCK
Hydrasy Xyanomi > kffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk faileD!!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > strategic cruiser mon cul de merde fk you!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you ever hunt others in wormhoelse?

EvE Online is hardly a solved game.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > its true this is the matrix1

I think it’s a lot a of fun.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > is a ship bigger than my dinger

Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys did you know if you spit straight up, is the same thing as spitting on yuorself but without gravity

How many NPCs did you kill today?

Eiseleusmcr > why saftey has harrassed me time and time again i get no such apolgy why should i give a fuck about you and your “safe places” go be a bitch and cry in the corner and make sure you clock out too btw locking out early classifies as quitting so go ahead and cry at home
Hydrasy Xyanomi > zthis whole shit is starting to be come interesting

Hydrasy Xyanomi > whats a freighter
Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you know wahts a cfc?
Hydrasy Xyanomi > who is you are samy whothefkare
Hydrasy Xyanomi > can opne of you creatures donate me 20m ? i need cause i lost my ship… and .. njow i nee nanother one…. and i need 20m p[lease….
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sure that theres one of you who played this game sine the 1980s and has like massive isk
Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys please 20m?

My ingame channels are a haven for lost miners.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > you are all the same person i s a 1 person with 112 accounts
Vardonis > name is Justin
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im the only one not cause i have another keyboard i see it in fromnt of me you //. you are all governor lee

Justin Trudo would fit right in.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > you cant assemble a train with a single philips screw driver

That’s right.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > usually when you slip[ up ytouy fall on you face or ass

Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will master the mutation of air to gold

Words of wisdom.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Can I make announcements purchase of items

Hydrasy Xyanomi > im going to brak the matrix is ajn fkn suicide mission impossibru mission

Cheerzah brav.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will mine my life, then hire one of you to complete that mission

Hydrasy Xyanomi > i dont know what you talking about
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i am due for a musrhoom rteal
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i have to afk
Hydrasy Xyanomi > bye miner

Starcrafting

Aiko Danuja > ok me and CASTOLE are gonna play Starcraft II now
CASTOLE > \o
You Blew Up > OK
Zarah Shrimp > starcrfat 2 hm? eve not good enough??

I do as I please.

If you really think about it…

EvE Online is not very toxic.

Blizzard, unlike CCP, has abandoned moderation entirely.

Free speech reigns in General Chat!

The truth is out there…

At least the game is fun.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Re: FW: About Krig Povelli

Even the little guys enjoy EvE Online.

The alliance description is self-explanatory.

However, God hates miners.

In fact, nobody likes miners.

It all started in Botane.

Krig Povelli > Wow! That is one really fast procurer!

Graeth was AFK and didn’t mine.

He advised other miners to take a nap.

LadyBug had enough.

Graeth Raltharn > its just an empty life

She began talking about Krig’s penis.

Later, LadyBug regretted what she said.

Bro, I get a lot of EvEmail (no, I can’t read it all).

LadyBug told the story several times.

PLOT TWIST: Krig Povelli strikes again!

Uh oh!

We don’t allow penis jokes in Highsec.

Fortunately, I was there to help.

Another successful intervention.

Krig even got a killmail!

Where’d the Orca go?

Word started to spread in local.

Anoher happy ending.

I hope LadyBug does better next time.

LadyBug had more to say.

What a chatty Cathy.

Oh my God…

Occasionally, I respond.

I’m the voice of reason.

LadyBug learned a real life lesson.

She just had a few more things to say.

The conversation became colorful.

At some point, LadyBug began writing herself.

I got all the facts.

I’ve completed my investigation.

Krig Povelli has a license to bump.

To be honest, we both hate miners.

Sarcasim Doxxes ‘Us’

Hey there.

We’ve met Sarcasim before.

He wants to peg me Justin.

This is the real EvE Online.

He thinks we are all Justin alts.

I have to brief people on this lunacy.

Sarcasim knows what’s up.

Erotica 1 is my entire alliance.

That’s right.

Erotica actually stole my alliance.

Now we I he pretends to be gay.

This is mental.

Yes, there is more…

He’s going to make a documentary about us Erotica 1.

Nira Mangeiri > Justin here Justin There Justin everywhere \o/
Kyle Tarholder > Maybe he talks about Justin Kusion
Nira Mangeiri > he talks gibberish mostly
Mary Gankins > a few months ago he said he was making a documentary

I kinda wanna see it.

Breaking Stones > for a self proclaimed genius you seem to be bc some of your shit tactics are stupid even yet some people dont seem them for what they are or even who you are
Australian Jesus > but where’s the data?
Breaking Stones > The data will be in the video
Breaking Stones > and people will alerted
Australian Jesus > are you going to narrate the video?
Breaking Stones > Ai video creator so AI will narate
James Fuchs > one video can’t stop us all!!
Breaking Stones > dont need to stop you all just the ONE
Australian Jesus > destroy the OMEGA PRIME
Breaking Stones > the one behind the many
Avro Astral > one ring to rule them?

There’s so much to discuss.

Australian Jesus > What was he banned for?
Breaking Stones > You know why you were banned
Avro Astral > it kinda seems like your just making things up
Breaking Stones > I know revealing 100 of your alts will just cause a big rotatiion put thos on ice bring the next hundred up but the ones that will sting are the deep moles that get exsposed
Aiko Danuja > so you only know a hundred of them lol
Breaking Stones > when you think on it 3 alts per acount even at 100 accounts thats 300 alts

He’s gonna release a list of my random alts.

Breaking Stones > I have enjoyed the research
Breaking Stones > they will just be in a spread sheet
Breaking Stones > color coded
Breaking Stones > Aiko Danuja Your the main
Australian Jesus > it’s kinda sad to realize that someone might just be this delusional and lost in a video game
Avro Astral > i think he just needs a hug
James Fuchs > Jesus can help you.

I wish him all the best.

Breaking Stones > You know what I did have to think about was wgat if this did have a real effect on you? Like tbh this is all you have what if by my action I took that from you
James Fuchs > are you a bit obsessed with Aiko, by chance?
Breaking Stones > No not really after I thought about I saud IDGAF bc you didnt think about how that guy felt that you stole safety from I hope you go into deep emotional tail spin and unistall eve
Mary Gankins > who was the original owner of Safety?

“I hope you go into deep emotional tail spin and unistall eve…”

There’s so much fascinating history.

James Fuchs > the original owner of safety was me
James Fuchs > i fucked up
James Fuchs > we played a game of double isk and I lost
Breaking Stones > now we are getting to the root of it
Breaking Stones > Keep going we may get to the bonus room

James always enjoyed a good bonus.

Aiko Danuja > 1 billion isk gets you 2 billion isk! right here, Jita style isk doubling -1 billion doubles straight away, or invest 5 billion for a TRIPLE PLAY
Breaking Stones > just follow the rules right?
Darkened Angel VI > they have no rules
Breaking Stones > the rules they make up
James Fuchs > Breaking Stones I think you’re just a noob

PLOT TWIST: I’m not banned?

Breaking Stones > I think CCP knows also
Breaking Stones > I belive a deal was made
Jinx Beirut > so if Aiko was banned
Jinx Beirut > but made a deal with CCP
Jinx Beirut > then Aiko is unbanned, right?
Breaking Stones > 7days a week 18 hours a day
Breaking Stones > How many pc do you need to run?
Breaking Stones > im gonna say 4 desk tops one laptop

At least he stays civil.

Breaking Stones > know its coming so no big suprise cause you to self delete or nothing. You may be a POS but you are still a human being even though your a gay may pretending to be a female in game
Australian Jesus > Breaking Stones are you gay?
Breaking Stones > No tried it once
James Fuchs > you tried it?
Breaking Stones > Yea its not gay unless you push back

I definitely push back.

Aiko Danuja > i kissed a girl and i liked it
Breaking Stones > if as a male once married to a female and had kids once you get divorced are you concidered gay or bi?
Breaking Stones > see I could become gay I can only handel rejection from half the population if I became bi then both genders can reject you. Can you imagine being a chetto eating man and get rejected by a catfishing 48 year old dude?
Aiko Danuja > ok it’s all true – my name is Larry, i’m from Omaha – i drive a rig and have a lot of downtime at truckstops in Oklahoma and Kansas
Breaking Stones > ahh so you do know how to meet gay men

It’s kinda fun.

Breaking Stones > Jinx Beirut have you ever tried being gay?
Jinx Beirut > no im Catholic
Breaking Stones > Then you ar ea potential HOMO sexual
Jinx Beirut > that is why i go to confession
Breaking Stones > if you never tried then then you just may be one of the ones that like it
Whadda Badasaz > he is arguing that you have to have gay sex in order to see how gay you are
Breaking Stones > What you dont realise is I have did a complete work up on your foot print and online profile
Hydrasy Xyanomi > WTF IS GOING ON HERE!!?!?
Breaking Stones > Eat shit

Well, isn’t that special.

Erotica hired me, an irl femail, to roleplay as a gay man.

I’ll get you Sarcasim, and your little skiff too!

Yes, there’s more…

Wow, just wow.

To be continued…

Feliz Navidad!

I guess it’s that time of year.

That’s right.

That’s also right.

Of course, some people lack holiday spirit.

What are your New Year’s resolutions?

I’m probably gonna have fun.

I even learned a cute new spell.

Cheerzahcadabbra!

Another happy miner.

I love to help.

xD

Where will he go next?