I sell the best mining permits.
Everybody enjoys customer service.
How much isk will you send me?
Play EvE Online, and find out!
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12 Billion Isk Mining Permit
Category: Sales
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #251
Welcome to EvE Online.
This is a serious game.
That’s right.
Cool story bro.
Ok then.
Thanks for the intel.
That’s right.
Cheerzah brav!
Works every time… always!
Contact me with any questions or concerns…
You love it.
Simo’s First Mining Permits
Hey there.
Miners need permission.
This is serious space business.
That’s right.
This story isn’t over.
I love permit doubling.
You can stack them for extra Safety.
Cool shades, bro!
To be continued…
Send Help
That’s gross.
Nobody likes a nasty little miner.
That’s right.
Oh wow, I totally forgot.
Well, I guess he paid.
Duina Prime > and you guarantee safety in Halaima?
Aiko Danuja > yes sir
Duina Prime > It was enough to give a warning the first time 😛 🙂 and here I am naked and cheerful xD
I guess he enjoyed himself.
Duina Prime > I’ve been playing on and off since 2010, but I never had any idea I always barely bounced back from the bottom xD
Duina Prime > When mining, I sometimes support myself with one or two alpha alts, which, for example, transport raw materials.
Is that a EULA violation?
That’s right!
That’s right!!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #250
Hey there.
Oh boy, it’s that time again.
Cool story bro.
Where’s the salt?
Now that’s why I play EvE Online.
That’s right.
Some people are plebs!
That’s right!
Um…
Uh…
That’s right!
How do I PLEX my accounts?
Cheerzah brav.
Always!
Fs
Here’s your ration of Fs.
That’s right.
I save them up for a rainy day.
We are making a real difference.
Cheerzah brav!
Only EvE
Hey there.
If you can’t beat me…
The alternative is death!
I run a fact based alliance.
This is what happens to miners.
They need to calm down.
I hope they go bankrupt.
Many acknowledge my divinity.
Their fate is my whim.
Oh, and I also like to play with my food.
That’s right.
Barnso: BONUS ROUND
We’ve met Barnso before.
TLDR
As you may recall, Hawk ganked him.
Tsk tsk.
He used this opportunity to review my CODE.
I don’t screenshot every isk.
After that, Hawk ganked him again!
PLOT TWIST: Barnso was on a secret Safety mission…
To be continued…
Ganging MARAUDERS
Welcome to EvE Online, MrLentereng.
He pled not guilty.
He just needs a flight permit.
That’s right.
Happy to help the newbiewer.
Financial consultants are standing by.
I wonder how much isk he makes?
…can’t wait to meet him again.
ArchyZavr Sells A Mining Permit
We’ve met Archy before.
Archy was the guy who funded Aikotown.
After swiping his credit card, Archy got bored.
He recycled his Jita trade alt, into a ganking alt.
PvP, not wealth accumulation, is the real game.
Isk can buy ships, but it can’t buy fun!
That’s right.
Abduleljudiopalestino tried to scam Archy.
We gave Abdul some legal advice.
However, he immediately tried another poverty scam.
Sometimes, you have to start small.
…then you can get the rest.
Another satisfied customer.
I was ready to make delivery.
He never did complete his delivery payments.
It was a real learning experience.
I wish him all the best in EvE Online.
=PLOT TWIST=
Abduleljudiopalestino > scammers veteran im fucking noob
Abdul is not a new player, he’s just a dumb vet.
Newbro Archy outplayed a guy with years of experience.
Nice job Archy.
