Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Hey there!
I’m the best minerjammer in the game.
Aiko Danuja is a PvP champion.
She even hunts Highsec miners!
Vitaly GD tried to negotiate with my alt.
He was just another liar.
I know how to deal with miners.
He lost everything.
It wasn’t enough.
What a silly bear…
Previously, Exanon Alleile went questing for a Mackinaw…
However, the Mackinaw was in another system.
I forgot about Exanon, until I received a mysterious message.
The name seemed familiar…
It was the ghost of future trash…
Haha, lol.
Yesterday was May 9.
It was a day of Russian PRIDE.
We don’t celebrate Soviet holidays.
Russian miners often have a lot to say.
And you, Princessa, I remember, go fuck your shavern personally!
Dalbeny are stupid, you can shove your rackeeteers in ass!
They were threatening war, and we didn’t listen.
Your kids, bitch, burned out slobbering, bullshit, you bitch, intefere with playing fucking critters!
Now, the whole world is listening.
As it turns out, we are the real Nazis!
At least, I still have friends.
Death to the diggers!
Yikes!
Why, hello there, dear reader.
Once upon a time, the CODE. alliance was a mighty alliance.
One day, James 315 docked up, AFK forever.
The final challenge to his legacy was posed by gankbear roleplayers, who tried to convince everyone to leave the alliance. They called themselves CODE BLUE, and they rallied around has beens, never weres, and never will bees. Their leader is a nobody, who helped place more than a dozen killmails on the CODE. killboard, before quitting and vowing to never rejoin (because this would interfere with his Mussolini inspired plan, to establish a miner axis centered upon Dodixie Poinen).
[ 2017.03.24 21:55:30 ]
Hrothgar Nilsson > my great-grandfather is pure italian ancestry. Benito was his name.
Chemical brother > A lot of people in italy love Benito
Hrothgar Nilsson > Yes, because when there is a crisis, people often look to dictators to provide all the solutions. The New Order is people power, united behind the vision of James 315. James 315 is doing what Mussolini should have done.
Chemical brother > Italian history is very complicated…
Hrothgar Nilsson > The world needs to pay more attention to the history of Italy. Italy has been misjudged, misperceived, and had its character assassinated… So, I say, Viva Italia, and Via James 315 and the New Order!
Alt 00 > Kill: Lexxos (Mackinaw)
Hey retard, James 315 doesn’t like incel Wehraboo fascisti!
When Hrothgar heard James was retiring, he didn’t wait 48 hours. The rest of us were trying to keep the alliance running, and planning a nice funeral, but Hrothgar instantly created his own rival alliance. When the New Order was at its weakest and most vulnerable, Hrothgarlini tried to split the community. The shameless copycat even plagiarized the ticker JAMES. Some of us cared about the New Order, and we were disgusted. I offered Hrothgar ONE BILLION isk, if he would disband his fraudulent alliance, and rejoin the CODE. George went further, offering TEN BILLION isk. Hrothgar refused!
Like most gankbears, he doesn’t want to talk about it.
Nowadays, he only speaks through a beta orbiter.
“I’m loyal to James Hrothtard, GRRR CODE.” members include the guy who conspired to ban the entire CODE. alliance from the minerbumping channel (and then quit, only to return, and then quit again, and then return, and then quit again), and the guy who sent hundreds of agents to eternal damnation.
If he were still alive, James would be alarmed to know these desperate traders have united. Meanwhile, they have all begun crawling inside the ruins, after abandoning the CODE. years ago. Back in the day, some of them declared war on James, but now they sleep with his corpse! What are they doing? Actual avowed antigankers, living inside the tomb, and furiously masturbating perverting his legacy.
Ward vowed to destroy me, and James 315.
Imagine, antigankers hiding inside the CODE. alliance.
When James died, he knew they would try this. Therefore, he sent a psychic message to the oracle, Talas Dir, who left a sign for all time. The prophecy of Talas proves that Aiko Danuja was chosen by the Gods. Exactly one month before the Jamespocalypse, Talas foretold that James would vanish, and be replaced by Aiko.
James always understood the importance of clear, concise, communication.
In May 2020, only a dozen people knew that James intended to retire, abdicating to his unemployed kickboxing ex-girlfriend.
Salty boomers who weren’t even in the CODE. alliance, can probably understand that they were never part of the inner circle, and that is probably why James didn’t bother to tell them about his plans for the future.
It is Aiko, whom destiny favours, as the greatest ganker in galactic history.
It is Aiko, whom James recognized, as championettess of Halaima.
All Glory to the Ice BWitchPrincess!
When I’m not blogging, I sometimes undock.
I recently discovered a vast empire.
In distant Torrinos, the miners are always AFK.
However, they remember my previous visits.
I often cower in a nearby station.
So they sent their best man, HogTits, to camp me down.
He taunted me.
He brought an entire hit squad.
I was in serious trouble.
The miners knew who I was, and they weren’t scared.
I was trapped, and couldn’t escape.
The miners were mocking me.
They even summoned the antiganking main of antiganking loser Everess 88.
That’s the retard goofus who thinks the actual IRL year is 1984. Like wtf.
This was getting serious.
It all happened so fast.
Fortunately, Krig Povelli taught me a magic trick.
Australian Jesus came to my rescue, straight out of Halaima.
Everybody was amazed.
They never anticipated my counterattack.
It was clear who won the battle of Torrinos.
The wouldbe antigankers began to reconsider their choices.
Everess 88’s antiganking main was losing their respect.
The battle was over, and birds began to chirp.
Everybody reflected on the experience.
One thing was crystal clear.
I have a Highsec PvP alt.
I run a PvP alliance.
Highsec is my SAFE space.
Recently, toxicninja had a Safety incident.
Subsequently, he investigated the origin of his demise.
As toxic suspected, this was a targeted assassination.
Could he guess who ordered the hit?
That’s right! It was his old nemesis, HogTits.
For nearly a full day, HogTits bullied and griefed his way through Torrinos.
Jinx Beirutbomb > Can I inquire as to the nature of your dispute?
toxicninja > honsetly i was just minning
toxicninja > he said target aquired and left the astroid feild
However, ninja needed more evidence.
Would another ganker confirm Jinx’s testimony?
She sung like a bird, throwing HogTits under the bus.
ninja had been caught by a professional bounty hunter.
Novus Plebbo wannabes copy me, because I’m the best.
In a game like EvE Online, social skills matter.
I killed toxicninja, and he liked it.
I run a “very pro team”.
In fact, we are going to kill them all.
They can thank us later.
Previously... double EHP miners were surprised by double DPS gankers.
Before long, double dead miners became double salty.
Raven x1 had an offer for Princess Aiko.
He is gonna murder rape her family, in real life!
He went on for hours, while Aiko listened to other miners.
From time to time, Aiko tried to change the subject.
For Aiko, this was just a normal EvE Online conversation.
She tried to help the miner calm down.
However, he was obsessing.
She wondered if he was serious?
He went on and on.
She simply could not change the subject.
So she returned to her fanmail.
Meanwhile, Raven was working through his feelings.
He thought about Aiko’s pretty face.
The thought drove him crazy.
He couldn’t stop thinking about her…
…and then he remembered her kid.
Raven is a real family man.
However, Aiko was distracted, reading her mail.
How could he get her attention?
He thought about it for a long time.
Maybe he could find her on Facebook?
Suddenly, he had a burst of inspiration.
Why not just ask her out?
Maybe she’d like that?
He hopes to hear from her soon.
However, there’s a lot of other suitors!
Against double EHP miners, I must engage griefer mode.
This is war, total war.
Double EHP miners don’t need to fit their ships. CCP does it for them.
CCP loves their innocent newbro Highsec miners.
Nevermind, I guess I’m the new player.
Raven was furious that his double EHP exhumer malfunctioned.
He was definitely not calm.
Yes, this is sexual harassment in EvE Online.
Antigankers are trashy people, defending trashy people.
‘Niceguy’ whiteknight HateLesS protected my abuser.
This is literally what antigankers support.
Alleil decided to tell her mother.
To be continued…
Ruh roh!
Miners aren’t scared of us.
Gankers, beware!
Carebears have a special friend.
They’ve got a very special little friend.
They will never ever pay us!
Where did we go wrong?
We’d better pay, or else!
They are going to rape us with pizza, in the mouth!?
When will we be destroyed?
Oh nooooooo!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
