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Hello again.

Oh boy…

Let’s tune in!

Another 2008 newbro, struggling in Highsec.

He also likes to turn his brain off.

Sure sounds AFK to me!

Sad!

We actually don’t care about your wants (or needs).

Welcome to EvE Online…

Well, you can pay me to stop?

That would be ideal.

I like to read the comments.

I recommend Candy Crush.

EvE requires a modicum of attention.

No kidding?

Reddit is full of lukewarm dogwater.

Nullsec carebears recruit Highsec carebears.

Highsec is no place for AFK miners.

Imagine mining in a 1.0…

This is a popular idea.

Miners couldn’t even pass a CAPTCHA test.

Will the lazy crabs ever get revenge?

Doubt.

Double doubt.

Gankers are no better than pod killers.

On the other hand, miners are losers.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Sarcasim Doxxes ‘Us’

Hey there.

We’ve met Sarcasim before.

He wants to peg me Justin.

This is the real EvE Online.

He thinks we are all Justin alts.

I have to brief people on this lunacy.

Sarcasim knows what’s up.

Erotica 1 is my entire alliance.

That’s right.

Erotica actually stole my alliance.

Now we I he pretends to be gay.

This is mental.

Yes, there is more…

He’s going to make a documentary about us Erotica 1.

Nira Mangeiri > Justin here Justin There Justin everywhere \o/
Kyle Tarholder > Maybe he talks about Justin Kusion
Nira Mangeiri > he talks gibberish mostly
Mary Gankins > a few months ago he said he was making a documentary

I kinda wanna see it.

Breaking Stones > for a self proclaimed genius you seem to be bc some of your shit tactics are stupid even yet some people dont seem them for what they are or even who you are
Australian Jesus > but where’s the data?
Breaking Stones > The data will be in the video
Breaking Stones > and people will alerted
Australian Jesus > are you going to narrate the video?
Breaking Stones > Ai video creator so AI will narate
James Fuchs > one video can’t stop us all!!
Breaking Stones > dont need to stop you all just the ONE
Australian Jesus > destroy the OMEGA PRIME
Breaking Stones > the one behind the many
Avro Astral > one ring to rule them?

There’s so much to discuss.

Australian Jesus > What was he banned for?
Breaking Stones > You know why you were banned
Avro Astral > it kinda seems like your just making things up
Breaking Stones > I know revealing 100 of your alts will just cause a big rotatiion put thos on ice bring the next hundred up but the ones that will sting are the deep moles that get exsposed
Aiko Danuja > so you only know a hundred of them lol
Breaking Stones > when you think on it 3 alts per acount even at 100 accounts thats 300 alts

He’s gonna release a list of my random alts.

Breaking Stones > I have enjoyed the research
Breaking Stones > they will just be in a spread sheet
Breaking Stones > color coded
Breaking Stones > Aiko Danuja Your the main
Australian Jesus > it’s kinda sad to realize that someone might just be this delusional and lost in a video game
Avro Astral > i think he just needs a hug
James Fuchs > Jesus can help you.

I wish him all the best.

Breaking Stones > You know what I did have to think about was wgat if this did have a real effect on you? Like tbh this is all you have what if by my action I took that from you
James Fuchs > are you a bit obsessed with Aiko, by chance?
Breaking Stones > No not really after I thought about I saud IDGAF bc you didnt think about how that guy felt that you stole safety from I hope you go into deep emotional tail spin and unistall eve
Mary Gankins > who was the original owner of Safety?

“I hope you go into deep emotional tail spin and unistall eve…”

There’s so much fascinating history.

James Fuchs > the original owner of safety was me
James Fuchs > i fucked up
James Fuchs > we played a game of double isk and I lost
Breaking Stones > now we are getting to the root of it
Breaking Stones > Keep going we may get to the bonus room

James always enjoyed a good bonus.

Aiko Danuja > 1 billion isk gets you 2 billion isk! right here, Jita style isk doubling -1 billion doubles straight away, or invest 5 billion for a TRIPLE PLAY
Breaking Stones > just follow the rules right?
Darkened Angel VI > they have no rules
Breaking Stones > the rules they make up
James Fuchs > Breaking Stones I think you’re just a noob

PLOT TWIST: I’m not banned?

Breaking Stones > I think CCP knows also
Breaking Stones > I belive a deal was made
Jinx Beirut > so if Aiko was banned
Jinx Beirut > but made a deal with CCP
Jinx Beirut > then Aiko is unbanned, right?
Breaking Stones > 7days a week 18 hours a day
Breaking Stones > How many pc do you need to run?
Breaking Stones > im gonna say 4 desk tops one laptop

At least he stays civil.

Breaking Stones > know its coming so no big suprise cause you to self delete or nothing. You may be a POS but you are still a human being even though your a gay may pretending to be a female in game
Australian Jesus > Breaking Stones are you gay?
Breaking Stones > No tried it once
James Fuchs > you tried it?
Breaking Stones > Yea its not gay unless you push back

I definitely push back.

Aiko Danuja > i kissed a girl and i liked it
Breaking Stones > if as a male once married to a female and had kids once you get divorced are you concidered gay or bi?
Breaking Stones > see I could become gay I can only handel rejection from half the population if I became bi then both genders can reject you. Can you imagine being a chetto eating man and get rejected by a catfishing 48 year old dude?
Aiko Danuja > ok it’s all true – my name is Larry, i’m from Omaha – i drive a rig and have a lot of downtime at truckstops in Oklahoma and Kansas
Breaking Stones > ahh so you do know how to meet gay men

It’s kinda fun.

Breaking Stones > Jinx Beirut have you ever tried being gay?
Jinx Beirut > no im Catholic
Breaking Stones > Then you ar ea potential HOMO sexual
Jinx Beirut > that is why i go to confession
Breaking Stones > if you never tried then then you just may be one of the ones that like it
Whadda Badasaz > he is arguing that you have to have gay sex in order to see how gay you are
Breaking Stones > What you dont realise is I have did a complete work up on your foot print and online profile
Hydrasy Xyanomi > WTF IS GOING ON HERE!!?!?
Breaking Stones > Eat shit

Well, isn’t that special.

Erotica hired me, an irl femail, to roleplay as a gay man.

I’ll get you Sarcasim, and your little skiff too!

Yes, there’s more…

Wow, just wow.

To be continued…

Yria is Syria, Part 2

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company had a lot to say.

So I sent bumpers after them.

Eons ago, James 315 was a bumper.

One bump can change the course of a fleet.

It took John E McCain, just four days to subdue Greater Ottawasa.

Local went empty.

On Day 5, Phoebe Beeblebrox tried to break the blockade.

Georgia B Dixie (aka John E Normus) was on the case.

The illegal miners were escorted away.

An empty belt is a compliant belt.

To maintain tranquility, Georgia would cloak after each bump.

Spooky!

To be continued…

ArchyZavr Sells A Mining Permit

We’ve met Archy before.

Archy was the guy who funded Aikotown.

After swiping his credit card, Archy got bored.

He recycled his Jita trade alt, into a ganking alt.

PvP, not wealth accumulation, is the real game.

Isk can buy ships, but it can’t buy fun!

That’s right.

Abduleljudiopalestino tried to scam Archy.

We gave Abdul some legal advice.

However, he immediately tried another poverty scam.

Sometimes, you have to start small.

…then you can get the rest.

Another satisfied customer.

I was ready to make delivery.

He never did complete his delivery payments.

It was a real learning experience.

I wish him all the best in EvE Online.

=PLOT TWIST=

Abduleljudiopalestino > scammers veteran im fucking noob

Abdul is not a new player, he’s just a dumb vet.

Newbro Archy outplayed a guy with years of experience.

Nice job Archy.


Christmas Deathwish

Listening to: Precious

EvE Online has some interesting characters.

Sometimes they go too far.

This is the story of Longtooth the Miner.

Hey there.

Normally, carebears use a Vexor.

He found me attractive.

Never trust a man who mines in Highsec.

He actually was a new player.

Barely eighteen years old…

Just another antisocial sociopathic CEO in EvE Online.

We soon learned a shocking truth…

This guy is a total pleb.

Just then, Good Girl Kara tried to stick up for me.

Oof!

Just a typical Highsec miner.

At least he’s not mad.

He’s just… not well in the head.

What a guy.

Cheerzah!

Novus Plebbo

Listening to: CASTOLE RADIO

It’s no secret.

We were in CODE, and they weren’t.

They were are mad at James 315.

I call them gankbears.

After James died, it was time to take out the trash.

So we got rid of Hrothgar Nilsson.

However, he made his own alliance, pretending to be us.

Like, for real bro.

James called them ‘former fans’.

[ 2017.03.24 22:58:46 ]
Hrothgar Nilsson > i’m about to go mining.
Hrothgar Nilsson > undocking in my mining ship. gank away.
Hrothgar Nilsson > these are not competing professions
Hrothgar Nilsson > the whole is greater than the sum of its part. Null-sec F1 monkey + agent, or miner + agent, or station trader + agent….. you get better at both by being both
Hrothgar Nilsson > i have successfully baited half a dozen concordokkens

Hrothgar runs a mining alliance.

Sad, but true.

Weird, but true.

So I accepted his challenge.

Doctor Zarkov > i made billions that is just a minoe drawback

AFK carebears aren’t real gankers.

They use their character bio as a blog?

xD

Gankbears just grind for isk.

I PvP for fun.

He didn’t want that pod anyways!

Here’s another Plebbo scout.

GF!

That’s right.

That’s right!