Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Everybody agrees.
My new alliance is wonderful.
We love to help newbros.
We are there for you, every single day.
We provide guaranteed content, whenever you find time to log in.
Feel free to join us!
Just don’t cross me, boyos.
Some people call me a cyber space bully.
Honestly, it doesn’t end well for mine enemies.
Be careful!
Watch out for spider traps!
=BONUS VIDEO=
Watch this old man die, slowly.
Judhas was upset.
He was caught.
What would his mother think?
At least, he is a happy miner.
Subnormals often act this way.
Honestly, I don’t speak Mando’ade.
I also don’t believe in the mining religions.
I just want to help the mining caste.
Sometimes, people wonder, how do I write the blog?
The truth is, the blog writes itself.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Miners are salty, bad at EVE, and generate endless content.
It’s really their own fault.
Frankly, they deserve it.
Miners disgust me!
Ewww!
Gross.
OmG.
Let’s just kill all the miners!
Not everyone is happy with me.
Some people don’t like my friends.
I don’t understand why.
Is there something wrong?
Maybe they are just lonely.
We all miss James.
I’m sure he will return, any day now.
Meanwhile, I think he would be proud of what I’ve done.
At least, I’m not docked up in Poinen.
Right?
Previously, in James 315 space, miners claimed to not be miners.
I hear it, all the time.
They just double down on dishonesty.
They also claim to not be AFK.
Never trust a miner…
Why do they lie so much?
I have declared a war upon these mining bots.
They better take this seriously.
A dead miner is a guilty miner.
Highsec miners are just innocent noobs, right?
I don’t think so…
Nope!
James used to do kills of the week, as part of his daily grind, but whatevs. As you can see, my sexy alliance is one of the most powerful forces in the galaxy, whereas the once mighty CODE. alliance has withered like a neglected fern. Even Elise Randolph, the Pandemic Whore, acknowledges my divine glory.
It sucks to think about CODE, but don’t blame me. I’m not the one who refused to tend the garden. Hey, if your stagnant aquarium is covered in mildew and slime, with black mold everywhere, then it’s time to drain the swamp. Sad!
Now that we have put the old gods out to pasture, we are free to innovate and try things which were once sacrilegious, resulting in a permanent ban from the minerbumping channel. For example, Sargon invented Miner Bingo: Yahtzee Arena. If you can get seven (7) bingos in a row, you can take me on a date. Wink! Super gankbears might scowl and grumble, but they can’t stop us from having fun!
I did it! James went AFK, and I enforced the law, as he would have wanted.
Good for me. I’m having a blast.
Like, hello?
What did he expect us to do?
Everybody just wants to have a good time.
I am here to help.
BONUS VIDEO
3footninja65 A is a notorious botbear, with way too many mining ships. When I won the Third Great CODE. Civil War, he tagged along. Why does he mine so much? Mr Cheng’s video is way too long, but the first five minutes are great. At least wait for Mr. A to start rapping. Haha. Bro.
The miners have a lot to say.
Sometimes, they are more concise.
It’s not very hard to understand.
They want to do things their own way.
Unfortunately, they don’t have much luck.
They seem to be stuck, repeating the same basic patterns.
What does it all mean?
I don’t think they are calm.
They don’t seem to like us.
They don’t seem to like me.
I don’t like them much either.
They are crazy!
They’ve always been crazy.
Nobody likes a miner.
\o Hello friends.
Miners write the darndest things.
They aren’t especially intelligent.
However, they should at least be polite.
I enjoy receiving fan mail.
I especially like poems.
Unfortunately, some miners aren’t very nice.
Crabs are kind of mean.
I don’t even mine in Highsec, have you seen any Highsec miner with omber crystal? Is your brain filled with dog shit? I was just going back to Jita. I wish your mom to die at Christmas.
5pm, tommorrow, you can go check yOur mom’s grave. I wish your entire family to celebrate Christmas one hundred times, in hell. You will get cancer and your grave will be a great place.
Mining seems really boring.
I just want them to purchase their permit.
It’s also helpful when they clear our kill rights.
They help us, and we help them.
Silly miners, they’ve been upset a long time.
I’m just glad to know, they love their Princess.
Aiko Danuja, a healthy mare.
That’s right.
Let’s check out what the miners have been writing.
They are generally poor sports.
Crabs need help composing credible threats, with proper spelling and punctuation.
Remember kids, MINER stands for Moron in New Eden REEEEEee!
They really just don’t understand.
Carebears seem utterly confused.
Gobloks have no idea.
We are never going to stop.
Some people say that James is dead and gone forever.
However, always means always.
GANGING IN SYSTEM GANGING IN SYSTEM GANGING IN SYSTEM
So, you know what I’m gonna do?
I’m gonna kill all these bears.
I’m definitely a
You know it’s true.
Miners insist they aren’t miners.
They are notorious liars.
Carebears don’t care about truth, or justice.
I hear it all the time.
It’s like they are ashamed to be mining bots.
They think we haven’t heard all this before?
Why are they even mining, in high sec?
They invent the wildest excuses and explanations.
None of it makes any sense.
They are absolute liars.
Calm down miners!
When they calm down, they sometimes admit the truth.
