Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Zoot Suit Riot
Miners love to write.
Wow.
What a guy.
Yikesaroo.
I hope they feel better soon.
Miners are always poor…
…and more than a little dim.
Anyways…
At least they are happy.
I know how to have fun.
You love it, daddy-o.
That’s right!
Tell me more?
Fat Cat Came to Play
Now You Can’t Run Fast Enough
You Best Stay Away
When the Pushers Come to Shove
Throw back a bottle of beer
I have coal black hair
Miners have a lot to say.
Oh, ok…
Yuo stuid!
Miners don’t have to abide by CCP’s EULA.
I slept my way to the top!
Miners in Highsec… who knew?
I have 30,000 more of these (yes, really)…
It’s just endless…
This is the real EvE Online.
Hi-sec is just a damned lie!
That sounds fun!
To be continued…
I receive a lot of email.
Oh boy, let’s take a look.
Learza sent me his schedule.
Interesting!
Kain Qo was in the mood.
I call it Sexting Online.
Next!
Miners make me piuk.
They have no purpose.
We can help them.
I love it!
Romance Online.
It looks like they had a second date.
T’ai loves to suck.
What a miner!
Next!
I love dicks.
Is CCP glad of what they made?
Let’s put a breeze in the Hulks.
This is EvE Online!
Cheerzah!
If you want to gank, start here.
That is how the magic happens.
Mining permits are more affordable than ever!
Cheers!
BONUS CONTENT
Uh…
Nope!
Guest Author
Tweeps (aka John E Normus)
Hello there.
I didn’t see you come in.
As you can see, the CODE. alliance was never more than a facade, built upon the mighty Conference Elite. A galactic alliance is nothing without TCE, and that’s an undeniable fact.
As the heiress of both James 315 and loyalanon, I now command the ship of state. Of course, wannabe orbiter plebs insist I never received a sacrosanct blessing, as if I need one.
Seems legit?
If James did not choose me – who did? It is one thing to be annointed, but if I crowned myself, then I am even more powerful. If James were invincible, I must be omnipotent!
After seizing command of TCE, I have delegated authority to my trusty lesbian sidekick, Alleil Pollard. Henceforth, as acting executor, Alleil will oversee the Byzantine bureaucracy.
Of course, the miners inevitably write me.
As you know, we are a PROUD antiganking guild.
I hope Alleil can keep up with the daily correspondence.
Good luck Alleil!
Bee well!
Miners love to stay in touch.
Newbros have a lot of questions.
We want every miner to stay SAFE.
It’s fun for the whole family.
What a swell community.
Don’t get leaked.
Don’t get griefed.
Don’t be a power beggar.
You gotta get good!
Yesterday was the end of an era.
Fortunately, I’ve got the awesome essentials right here.
Ganking is griefing, so I deserve abuse — right?
Awww, that’s so romantic!
Another IRL threat that CCP gameminers will blame on me.
I thought the story of Olanlee Andrews couldn’t get crazier. However, it appears GM IceCream doesn’t do basic fact checking. He sent ban warnings to people who didn’t gank Olanlee, but never bothered to check the killboard or contact anyone who was involved. I’m sorry, but that’s just lazy (and unprofessional).
Assette Pellion has a warning for Big Willies PVP Madness.
Elisabeth Canary still wants to buy those Harvester drones.
I love to help!
Camelot2010 apparently lost a ship.
7o capsuper!
Racist moon miner MOONWIBE was just roleplaying.
Plagiominer Atima Avada isn’t scared.
Sometimes my alts get emails.
Miners just want a square deal.
Are they sain or insain?
This wasn’t her first arrest…
Wutevz. Bye, ttyl.
Ok, one more.
I wonder where his ship went?
Oh my…
Well!
all you understand grab fool play bitch i didn’t touch you what sticks fall off assholes let play norms go other fuck though you are cowards you current retras and orcs uncut and can clap but before the norms of the pvpeshniki suck
In Highsec, freighters are free!
LOKAsmodeus lost a capsule…
Sargon has been selling station permits.
Success!
Also, I’m super cute!
My blog is the best.
Cheers!
DIE IDIOT
Imitation is the most sincere flattery.
I’m cool, and so are my alts.
I’m the best ganker, and Australian Jesus is the best scout.
Everybody loves me and mine.
Even Russians want to be friends.
I dunno if it’s gonna work out.
There’s only one solution.
They need Jesus to find them.
They want it bad.
What happens next?
Miners gonna get SAFED!
Oh man, this miner got me.
I had a hunch, they’ve read my blog.
I wonder if I ganked Vily Villy.
Believe it, or not. Some people like the blog.
I’m always happy to hear from my friends.
I also like to hear from my enemies.
They are absolute losers.
I love killing plebs.
I don’t gank for isk esk.
Here’s a piece of salt.
This is the correct way to get on my blog (hint: I don’t like Discord).
Some people get it.
Some people don’t!
Here’s a random mail from the other grab bag (yes, there’s more than one).
I don’t have time for this shit.
I’m the best ganker in the history of EvE Online.
Ok, one more.
