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Reddit Crybabies

Hello again.

Oh boy…

Let’s tune in!

Another 2008 newbro, struggling in Highsec.

He also likes to turn his brain off.

Sure sounds AFK to me!

Sad!

We actually don’t care about your wants (or needs).

Welcome to EvE Online…

Well, you can pay me to stop?

That would be ideal.

I like to read the comments.

I recommend Candy Crush.

EvE requires a modicum of attention.

No kidding?

Reddit is full of lukewarm dogwater.

Nullsec carebears recruit Highsec carebears.

Highsec is no place for AFK miners.

Imagine mining in a 1.0…

This is a popular idea.

Miners couldn’t even pass a CAPTCHA test.

Will the lazy crabs ever get revenge?

Doubt.

Double doubt.

Gankers are no better than pod killers.

On the other hand, miners are losers.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Sarcasim Doxxes ‘Us’

Hey there.

We’ve met Sarcasim before.

He wants to peg me Justin.

This is the real EvE Online.

He thinks we are all Justin alts.

I have to brief people on this lunacy.

Sarcasim knows what’s up.

Erotica 1 is my entire alliance.

That’s right.

Erotica actually stole my alliance.

Now we I he pretends to be gay.

This is mental.

Yes, there is more…

He’s going to make a documentary about us Erotica 1.

Nira Mangeiri > Justin here Justin There Justin everywhere \o/
Kyle Tarholder > Maybe he talks about Justin Kusion
Nira Mangeiri > he talks gibberish mostly
Mary Gankins > a few months ago he said he was making a documentary

I kinda wanna see it.

Breaking Stones > for a self proclaimed genius you seem to be bc some of your shit tactics are stupid even yet some people dont seem them for what they are or even who you are
Australian Jesus > but where’s the data?
Breaking Stones > The data will be in the video
Breaking Stones > and people will alerted
Australian Jesus > are you going to narrate the video?
Breaking Stones > Ai video creator so AI will narate
James Fuchs > one video can’t stop us all!!
Breaking Stones > dont need to stop you all just the ONE
Australian Jesus > destroy the OMEGA PRIME
Breaking Stones > the one behind the many
Avro Astral > one ring to rule them?

There’s so much to discuss.

Australian Jesus > What was he banned for?
Breaking Stones > You know why you were banned
Avro Astral > it kinda seems like your just making things up
Breaking Stones > I know revealing 100 of your alts will just cause a big rotatiion put thos on ice bring the next hundred up but the ones that will sting are the deep moles that get exsposed
Aiko Danuja > so you only know a hundred of them lol
Breaking Stones > when you think on it 3 alts per acount even at 100 accounts thats 300 alts

He’s gonna release a list of my random alts.

Breaking Stones > I have enjoyed the research
Breaking Stones > they will just be in a spread sheet
Breaking Stones > color coded
Breaking Stones > Aiko Danuja Your the main
Australian Jesus > it’s kinda sad to realize that someone might just be this delusional and lost in a video game
Avro Astral > i think he just needs a hug
James Fuchs > Jesus can help you.

I wish him all the best.

Breaking Stones > You know what I did have to think about was wgat if this did have a real effect on you? Like tbh this is all you have what if by my action I took that from you
James Fuchs > are you a bit obsessed with Aiko, by chance?
Breaking Stones > No not really after I thought about I saud IDGAF bc you didnt think about how that guy felt that you stole safety from I hope you go into deep emotional tail spin and unistall eve
Mary Gankins > who was the original owner of Safety?

“I hope you go into deep emotional tail spin and unistall eve…”

There’s so much fascinating history.

James Fuchs > the original owner of safety was me
James Fuchs > i fucked up
James Fuchs > we played a game of double isk and I lost
Breaking Stones > now we are getting to the root of it
Breaking Stones > Keep going we may get to the bonus room

James always enjoyed a good bonus.

Aiko Danuja > 1 billion isk gets you 2 billion isk! right here, Jita style isk doubling -1 billion doubles straight away, or invest 5 billion for a TRIPLE PLAY
Breaking Stones > just follow the rules right?
Darkened Angel VI > they have no rules
Breaking Stones > the rules they make up
James Fuchs > Breaking Stones I think you’re just a noob

PLOT TWIST: I’m not banned?

Breaking Stones > I think CCP knows also
Breaking Stones > I belive a deal was made
Jinx Beirut > so if Aiko was banned
Jinx Beirut > but made a deal with CCP
Jinx Beirut > then Aiko is unbanned, right?
Breaking Stones > 7days a week 18 hours a day
Breaking Stones > How many pc do you need to run?
Breaking Stones > im gonna say 4 desk tops one laptop

At least he stays civil.

Breaking Stones > know its coming so no big suprise cause you to self delete or nothing. You may be a POS but you are still a human being even though your a gay may pretending to be a female in game
Australian Jesus > Breaking Stones are you gay?
Breaking Stones > No tried it once
James Fuchs > you tried it?
Breaking Stones > Yea its not gay unless you push back

I definitely push back.

Aiko Danuja > i kissed a girl and i liked it
Breaking Stones > if as a male once married to a female and had kids once you get divorced are you concidered gay or bi?
Breaking Stones > see I could become gay I can only handel rejection from half the population if I became bi then both genders can reject you. Can you imagine being a chetto eating man and get rejected by a catfishing 48 year old dude?
Aiko Danuja > ok it’s all true – my name is Larry, i’m from Omaha – i drive a rig and have a lot of downtime at truckstops in Oklahoma and Kansas
Breaking Stones > ahh so you do know how to meet gay men

It’s kinda fun.

Breaking Stones > Jinx Beirut have you ever tried being gay?
Jinx Beirut > no im Catholic
Breaking Stones > Then you ar ea potential HOMO sexual
Jinx Beirut > that is why i go to confession
Breaking Stones > if you never tried then then you just may be one of the ones that like it
Whadda Badasaz > he is arguing that you have to have gay sex in order to see how gay you are
Breaking Stones > What you dont realise is I have did a complete work up on your foot print and online profile
Hydrasy Xyanomi > WTF IS GOING ON HERE!!?!?
Breaking Stones > Eat shit

Well, isn’t that special.

Erotica hired me, an irl femail, to roleplay as a gay man.

I’ll get you Sarcasim, and your little skiff too!

Yes, there’s more…

Wow, just wow.

To be continued…

Feliz Navidad!

I guess it’s that time of year.

That’s right.

That’s also right.

Of course, some people lack holiday spirit.

What are your New Year’s resolutions?

I’m probably gonna have fun.

I even learned a cute new spell.

Cheerzahcadabbra!

Another happy miner.

I love to help.

xD

Where will he go next?

Glenduil the Slow

Glenduil is a SAFE miner.

CCP gave him a carebear buff, and he feels like a boss.

He put on max shields, and removed the mining gear.

Cool fit bro.

In EvE Online, mining barges have more hitpoints than warships.

Glenduil was excited to earn 1-2 cents an hour.

One day, he met some friendly gankers!

They declined to gank his max tank bait.

Gelnduil is nearly invincible in his Highsec poverty fit.

Let’s tune in to local chat.

Ganker spy Learza congratulated Glenduil on his minimal yield.

Nah, it’s fine bro, just mine like that.

Glenduil was flummoxed.

His minimum yield zero product fit is encouraged.

Glenduil won a few pennies for his time and effort.

Carebears can survive indefinitely in an 0.8.

I hope Glenduil has fun!

He sure isn’t getting rich.

=BREAKING NEWS=