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Game over.
Miners are content.
Their ships live in memoriam.
At least they went down fighting.
Unfortunately, carebears are bads.
I think they are all quitter crybabies.
They don’t even enjoy mining.
Done and dusted.
o7 capsuleer!
I love to help.
Oh boy.
What a game.
This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.
“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”
I never read all my mail.
Some miners are desperate.
They sure do write a lot.
Yes, they are from me…
That’s right.
“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”
Miners are positively mental.
$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.
Cheerzah brav!
“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“
I love to help miners.
What happened next?
I made a new friend.
He liked me ship.
I showed him what’s up.
He insisted!
EvE Online is a lot of fun!
I enjoy PvP.
That’s right.
Are you having fun?
Carebears remain salty forever.
Is that you loyalanon?
What a miner.
Praise Aiko!
That’s right.
Suddenly, antiganker…
He wants to PvP me.
However, my underwire was forged in CHINA.
Get dunked.
It’s a love story from beyond time.
This Valentine’s we remember what really matters.
I take personal responsibility for all of that.
Any idiot can create an alliance in EvE Online.
Dead alliances generally have bad leadership.
You can’t silence an obvious truth.
Gai understood the SAFETY CODE. governs Highsec mining.
However, Assistance Group is an entirely different alliance.
Same people (not me), but with different alts.
We They offer Highsec mining assistance, with paid training.
There was no need to wait.
That’s right.
Wow, FREE PvE fits!
To be continued…
My killboard is pretty great.
I know it drives some people mental.
Many have fallen along the way.
I again ascended on Christmas EvE, a sign of things to come.
Gankbears really just don’t get it.
Mere killmails are for beginners and rookies.
Even miners know there’s more to my game.
James called it bumping.
Carebears, whether gankers or miners, should take note.
I will bump you out of the circle (again).
Enjoy the ride.
Some fall further than others.
How low can you go?
I like to find out!
Did you want to PvP me?
Are you winning?
How’d that work out for you?
Another happy ending!
Cheerzah!
xD
Double xD
Triple xD
That’s right.
=FINAL THOUGHTS=
=FINAL MEMORIES=
=BONUS UPDATE=
=GEOGRAPHY LESSON=
What happened?
A real mystery.
Things were not going well.
The incursion community foundered on shoals of Safety.
That’s right.
Hawk was determined to break their focus.
Meanwhile, the clock was ticking…
Soon, the MOTHERSHIP would arrive…
This was the moment of destiny.
Guess what happened next?
Ja mon.
Get poped!
That’s right.
To be continued…
Here’s your ration of Fs.
That’s right.
I save them up for a rainy day.
We are making a real difference.
Cheerzah brav!
