Category: Funerals

In Plain English

I’m happy to provide.

Check out these tears.

That’s right.

Even our enemies secretly admire us.

My cool clique is MEGA BIG MAD about what we did to you.

Does that make sense?

It’s too late for warnings!

I guess their time was up.

For real.

lmao

I’m crying about all that RENT FREE.

…but why did this happen to you?

That’s right!

Welcome to Highsec.

Some miners figure it out fast.

Then what?

Do you think I’ll feel sorry for you?

Ich bin die Krise.

o7 to all those who are gone!

Enjoy being a loser.

lmao

I’m not done.


Prime Admiral Aiko

Welcome back to the best blog in EvE Online.

I know you read it.

My blog literally inspires you.

Isn’t that right?

I wonder what could go wrong?

Now what will Globby do?

I’ll wait until Wrathful Hawk figures it out.

Why are these miners such racist crybabies?

Here’s the big question.

Why are we STILL happening to them?

Are they enjoying the drama?

Miners often wonder what is happening.

I would say they are still finding out.

Consequences will never be the same.

You know what I’m sayin?

There’s more headed your way.

Some people actually love a fight.

I certainly do.

LOL!

LMAO!

Can you guess what happened next?

That’s right.

That’s right!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

EvE Online is a game that goes like this.

They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.

Then they cry like a bitch.

There’s a lot of that.

Some miners are just plain stupid.

SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!

It’s some sort of Soviet cult?

This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.

Cool, now you know more about that map.

Nobody likes space taxes.

Everybody begs for special favours.

Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).

I love getting special little messages.

Sometimes I get a complaint.

I definitely care.

Cool story, bro.

Gem Collecting

Why do we gank them?

Enjoy a fat paragraph.

This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.

They are crazies (irl).

For real, fr.

They often like to negotiate.

I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.

Now he’s quitting forever (again).

That’s one point for Team Safety!

Zero points for everyone else.

Oh wait, there’s more…

This is BONUS content.

Behold, an antiganker is born…

Are you keeping score?

That’s right.

That’s right!

He even learned a little CODE. history.

He also met our favourite little princess.

Some guys are into me.

They remember me for the rest of their life.

He won in his own little way.

o7 capsuleer!

KillJoy Cries Again

Listening to: Come at Me Bro

Previously, we met a real killjoy.

I can always spot a not calm miner.

He had more to say.

He soon obtained a space attorney, BooBoo TheFoo.

Would he listen to BooBoo?

The client was most unwell.

Perhaps, it was time to resign.

So our killjoy vowed to quit.

That will teach us.

Before leaving, he admitted to mining.

He also cast a spell of immortality upon me.

I’ll see you all in eighty thousand years!