Category: From The Source

Simo’s Third Mining Permit

Listening to: Gonna Get Back

Simo’s First and Second Mining Permits

I sell a lot of permits.

I’m an irl space celebrity.

Simo bought permits for Ikao and Piekura.

For some reason, he decided to mine in Kamio?

Something went terribly wrong!

His space lawyer explained miner rights.

So simo appealed his conviction.

This is the art of a deal.

I even gave free Sirseshin access.

Simo also upgraded from Third to First Class.

It’s all in the CODE.

“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely. Second Class citizens receive 120 seconds, and First Class citizens enjoy 300 seconds.”

That’s fair, right?

Everything makes perfect sense.

Later, simo discovered a multibot.

Maybe he will start ganking?

That’s right.

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<Hrothy’s Salty Gankbear Tears>

You know I don’t play right

I’m gonna get back when I feel like

I’ll put up a good fight

Uh huh, uh huh

#WINNING

Cheerzah bravs!

Bon Voyage \o

My killboard is pretty great.

I know it drives some people mental.

Many have fallen along the way.

I again ascended on Christmas EvE, a sign of things to come.

Gankbears really just don’t get it.

Mere killmails are for beginners and rookies.

Even miners know there’s more to my game.

James called it bumping.

Carebears, whether gankers or miners, should take note.

I will bump you out of the circle (again).

Enjoy the ride.

Some fall further than others.

How low can you go?

I like to find out!

Did you want to PvP me?

Are you winning?

How’d that work out for you?

Another happy ending!

Cheerzah!

xD

Double xD

Triple xD

That’s right.

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