Category: Faith

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 56

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Mission Ready Mining (MRMNG) had a problem.

They were inviting griefers, faster than they could kick them.

Rapid recruitment inflated CEO Gai Heiyuu’s narcissistic grandeur.

Big shoutout to Aiko (that’s me), for telling the story.

“And so Tweeps, Kalorned, and [no longer alive, ghosted out of history] continued, day after day, to pile alts into MRMNG.  [Gai Heiyuu] held a belief that Assistance Group was a front for the [now long dead] Marmite Collective alliance… We decided to indulge this paranoid delusion, and Kalorned’s alt joined Marmites with the blessing of Papa Tora Bushido.”

Meanwhile, Gai continued to try and lead the ‘new’ players.

There was a lot of confusion.

Experienced newbro Envoy volunteered to help out.

True leaders need neither appointment nor promotion.

There were several lucky winners that day!

-=BEHIND THE SCENES=-

To be continued…

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #251

I love to help.

Oh boy.

What a game.

This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.

“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”

I never read all my mail.

Some miners are desperate.

They sure do write a lot.

Yes, they are from me…

That’s right.

“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”

Miners are positively mental.

$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.

Cheerzah brav!

“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“

Simo’s Third Mining Permit

Listening to: Gonna Get Back

Simo’s First and Second Mining Permits

I sell a lot of permits.

I’m an irl space celebrity.

Simo bought permits for Ikao and Piekura.

For some reason, he decided to mine in Kamio?

Something went terribly wrong!

His space lawyer explained miner rights.

So simo appealed his conviction.

This is the art of a deal.

I even gave free Sirseshin access.

Simo also upgraded from Third to First Class.

It’s all in the CODE.

“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely. Second Class citizens receive 120 seconds, and First Class citizens enjoy 300 seconds.”

That’s fair, right?

Everything makes perfect sense.

Later, simo discovered a multibot.

Maybe he will start ganking?

That’s right.

<=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=>
<=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=>
<=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=>

<Hrothy’s Salty Gankbear Tears>

You know I don’t play right

I’m gonna get back when I feel like

I’ll put up a good fight

Uh huh, uh huh

#WINNING

Cheerzah bravs!

Bon Voyage \o

My killboard is pretty great.

I know it drives some people mental.

Many have fallen along the way.

I again ascended on Christmas EvE, a sign of things to come.

Gankbears really just don’t get it.

Mere killmails are for beginners and rookies.

Even miners know there’s more to my game.

James called it bumping.

Carebears, whether gankers or miners, should take note.

I will bump you out of the circle (again).

Enjoy the ride.

Some fall further than others.

How low can you go?

I like to find out!

Did you want to PvP me?

Are you winning?

How’d that work out for you?

Another happy ending!

Cheerzah!

xD

Double xD

Triple xD

That’s right.

=FINAL THOUGHTS=

=FINAL MEMORIES=

=BONUS UPDATE=

=GEOGRAPHY LESSON=

Stuff Hydrasy Says

Hydrasy Xyanomi > princess* Aiko Danuja namastwe
Hydrasy Xyanomi > namste welsonde

Hey there.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Aiko Danuja hi you long time!!!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Hi Princess Aiko, hiyou highness!hi everyone, Hi castole and pepew if here and jinx and the other people i diont remembver who helped me ! Never Gonna SeeGrandKids LOVE

Hydrasy Xyanomi > OOOH SHE HERE! HIYOU! Aiko Danuja , best!

I’m always listening.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > mapy xmans
Hydrasy Xyanomi > merysiamsa
Pew Pew Pop > Mepy Xmans to you
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sorry guys im tirei sotopp

I’m always watching.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > sup guys wahts hapeening?!~?!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > hi everyone wtf is going!?

Some miners have a lot to say.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > look ms complicated, its simple, i want to extract from you your taste, out of all this, which is best track for you causei want to know what you think

Hydrasy Xyanomi > have you ever walked in a dark room with holes everywhere ??

Let’s listen.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Aiko Danuja i saw in chats bunch of people you guys took out! but they never were you! so i feel extra honored that you are the one who slain me! i was thinking i will get revenge but instead i honor you !

Hydrasy Xyanomi > but nulsec is crazy.. big stupid ships that give you 1.5m isk… well actually im going tosoon plex the account and become an eve asshole, i will not discreminate and just kill everything and everyone i can i relally want to kill ventures! i hate mining and miners its a useless activity!

Well…

Hydrasy Xyanomi > so i guess i autopop myself and neddle the fk back?? is that how miners do?>i will again take a needel 5 inmto shitknowss where

Hydrasy Xyanomi > mushroom tea i grow them 🙂

That’s right.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > FDCK
Hydrasy Xyanomi > kffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk faileD!!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > strategic cruiser mon cul de merde fk you!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you ever hunt others in wormhoelse?

EvE Online is hardly a solved game.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > its true this is the matrix1

I think it’s a lot a of fun.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > is a ship bigger than my dinger

Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys did you know if you spit straight up, is the same thing as spitting on yuorself but without gravity

How many NPCs did you kill today?

Eiseleusmcr > why saftey has harrassed me time and time again i get no such apolgy why should i give a fuck about you and your “safe places” go be a bitch and cry in the corner and make sure you clock out too btw locking out early classifies as quitting so go ahead and cry at home
Hydrasy Xyanomi > zthis whole shit is starting to be come interesting

Hydrasy Xyanomi > whats a freighter
Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you know wahts a cfc?
Hydrasy Xyanomi > who is you are samy whothefkare
Hydrasy Xyanomi > can opne of you creatures donate me 20m ? i need cause i lost my ship… and .. njow i nee nanother one…. and i need 20m p[lease….
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sure that theres one of you who played this game sine the 1980s and has like massive isk
Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys please 20m?

My ingame channels are a haven for lost miners.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > you are all the same person i s a 1 person with 112 accounts
Vardonis > name is Justin
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im the only one not cause i have another keyboard i see it in fromnt of me you //. you are all governor lee

Justin Trudo would fit right in.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > you cant assemble a train with a single philips screw driver

That’s right.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > usually when you slip[ up ytouy fall on you face or ass

Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will master the mutation of air to gold

Words of wisdom.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Can I make announcements purchase of items

Hydrasy Xyanomi > im going to brak the matrix is ajn fkn suicide mission impossibru mission

Cheerzah brav.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will mine my life, then hire one of you to complete that mission

Hydrasy Xyanomi > i dont know what you talking about
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i am due for a musrhoom rteal
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i have to afk
Hydrasy Xyanomi > bye miner