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December Madness

Listening to: Goodbye Venture

Hey there Venture enthusiasts.

It’s been a lot of fun!

We now conclude the December Doubles.

Each Venture in December was worth two (2) points.

One individual really doubled up!

DECEMBER SCORE

Wow, that’s amazing.

Who was the fattest Venture?

Wtf.

=BONUS ROUND=

Stay tuned! Next month is SUDDEN DEATH January. This is the perfect time to make a New Year’s ganking resolution.

PS: Send CASTOLE a few billion isk. He’s earned it.

Yria is Syria, Part 2

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company had a lot to say.

So I sent bumpers after them.

Eons ago, James 315 was a bumper.

One bump can change the course of a fleet.

It took John E McCain, just four days to subdue Greater Ottawasa.

Local went empty.

On Day 5, Phoebe Beeblebrox tried to break the blockade.

Georgia B Dixie (aka John E Normus) was on the case.

The illegal miners were escorted away.

An empty belt is a compliant belt.

To maintain tranquility, Georgia would cloak after each bump.

Spooky!

To be continued…

Ganking Day

Smart miners stay docked.

Stupid miners get dunked.

That’s your only warning.

Some miners notice me.

Most of them are AFK.

A few honor my presence.

They even follow me.

Where will I go next?

Wherever the spirit takes me!

Happy Aikomas

Hey there.

Good times for all.

Whatever you call it, we call it a holiday.

Congrats, you earned it.

Cheerzah!

ArchyZavr Sells A Mining Permit

We’ve met Archy before.

Archy was the guy who funded Aikotown.

After swiping his credit card, Archy got bored.

He recycled his Jita trade alt, into a ganking alt.

PvP, not wealth accumulation, is the real game.

Isk can buy ships, but it can’t buy fun!

That’s right.

Abduleljudiopalestino tried to scam Archy.

We gave Abdul some legal advice.

However, he immediately tried another poverty scam.

Sometimes, you have to start small.

…then you can get the rest.

Another satisfied customer.

I was ready to make delivery.

He never did complete his delivery payments.

It was a real learning experience.

I wish him all the best in EvE Online.

=PLOT TWIST=

Abduleljudiopalestino > scammers veteran im fucking noob

Abdul is not a new player, he’s just a dumb vet.

Newbro Archy outplayed a guy with years of experience.

Nice job Archy.

The Princess and the Pleb

It’s a frequently asked question.

I’m fine, thanks.

Miners don’t value their time.

They aren’t even real miners.

I’m a princess.

I know what miners need.

Afterward, I allow them to grieve.

This is their chance to reflect.

What a nice chat.

Bye-e!

Recruiting Newbros

That’s right.

Xris was lost and alone.

Where would he go?

Xris was a real Highsec miner.

One day, Jesus rescued him.

Xris was born again.

All he needed was faith.

Xris finally found his home.

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

That’s right.

Boromir and Faramir

Faramir had a problem.

His buddy Boromir was dead.

Now Faramir was under arrest.

He owed a lot of isk.

He even tried to scam Jesus!

Too little, too late.

Mine around and find out.

Oh well.

Another happy ending in EvE Online.

Meet a Newbro

It’s new player appreciation day!

Cheerzah brav!

Fun times in EvE Online.

Another satisfied customer.

That’s right.

Slow Boil

I’m a real Highsec escort.

That’s right.

Recently, miner Nigel ran into trouble.

He’s just a 2015 newbro.

So I agreed to assist.

I love to help the little guys.

Apparently, the mining pacifists lost a control tower?

No money? No problem!

Just send me your stuff.

It was his idea!

I’m glad we came to an agreement.

Cheerzah brav!

He just needs to pay.

That’s right.

There was just one problem.

I’ve done this before.

It works well.

I call it the 30 40 70 rule.

It works like a charm.

Later that day…

I change people’s lives!

There’s a life lesson here.

=FOLLOW UP=