Believe it or not, some miners don’t like us.
Apparently, we are hypocritical villains?
They feel it is morally wrong to shoot their Ventures…
… and they don’t think I’m a very good Princess.
Such individuals often worship false prophets.
There is no James but James, and Aiko is His only begotten Princess.
I’m not roleplaying with you.
I am without a d.
I am just a regular girl…
… who loves to save miners.
We witnessed unto a lost Wayseeker.
The Jamespocalypse has come like a witty thief in the night.
Even the lowliest Venture shalt not escape mine LAW. Verily, and hearken ye forth, for a WRATHFUL princess be most filled with INDIGNATION and is come to FREE the bears and fulfill HIS glorious PROMISE.
Space is dark, and full of terrible miners.
To be continued…