Miners love ganking.
I love ganking.
That’s right.
Have Fun
Category: Faith
Barnso: BONUS ROUND
We’ve met Barnso before.
TLDR
As you may recall, Hawk ganked him.
Tsk tsk.
He used this opportunity to review my CODE.
I don’t screenshot every isk.
After that, Hawk ganked him again!
PLOT TWIST: Barnso was on a secret Safety mission…
To be continued…
Hat Pirates
Listening to: he’s kinda… cute
Gurrr hathathat.
Cringlewolf?
Keep it cringy, Brave.
That’s right.
Stay SAFE!
Feliz Navidad!
I guess it’s that time of year.
That’s right.
That’s also right.
Of course, some people lack holiday spirit.
What are your New Year’s resolutions?
I’m probably gonna have fun.
I even learned a cute new spell.
Cheerzahcadabbra!
Another happy miner.
I love to help.
xD
Where will he go next?
December Madness
Listening to: Goodbye Venture
Hey there Venture enthusiasts.
It’s been a lot of fun!
We now conclude the December Doubles.
Each Venture in December was worth two (2) points.
One individual really doubled up!
DECEMBER SCORE
- 1178: CASTOLE
- 134: Amy Pollard
- 114: Aaaarrgg
- 90: Mendax es
- 82: Nira Mangeiri
- 48: Dishrag
- 30: ooo so flashy
- 26: Youareapleb
- 24: Yes Mr Cheng
- 22: Zopiclone
Wow, that’s amazing.
Who was the fattest Venture?
Wtf.
=BONUS ROUND=
Stay tuned! Next month is SUDDEN DEATH January. This is the perfect time to make a New Year’s ganking resolution.
PS: Send CASTOLE a few billion isk. He’s earned it.
Yria is Syria, Part 2
Silent Company had a lot to say.
So I sent bumpers after them.
Eons ago, James 315 was a bumper.
One bump can change the course of a fleet.
It took John E McCain, just four days to subdue Greater Ottawasa.
Local went empty.
On Day 5, Phoebe Beeblebrox tried to break the blockade.
Georgia B Dixie (aka John E Normus) was on the case.
The illegal miners were escorted away.
An empty belt is a compliant belt.
To maintain tranquility, Georgia would cloak after each bump.
Spooky!
To be continued…
Ganking Day
Smart miners stay docked.
Stupid miners get dunked.
That’s your only warning.
Some miners notice me.
Most of them are AFK.
A few honor my presence.
They even follow me.
Where will I go next?
Wherever the spirit takes me!
Happy Aikomas
Hey there.
Good times for all.
Whatever you call it, we call it a holiday.
Congrats, you earned it.
Cheerzah!
ArchyZavr Sells A Mining Permit
We’ve met Archy before.
Archy was the guy who funded Aikotown.
After swiping his credit card, Archy got bored.
He recycled his Jita trade alt, into a ganking alt.
PvP, not wealth accumulation, is the real game.
Isk can buy ships, but it can’t buy fun!
That’s right.
Abduleljudiopalestino tried to scam Archy.
We gave Abdul some legal advice.
However, he immediately tried another poverty scam.
Sometimes, you have to start small.
…then you can get the rest.
Another satisfied customer.
I was ready to make delivery.
He never did complete his delivery payments.
It was a real learning experience.
I wish him all the best in EvE Online.
=PLOT TWIST=
Abduleljudiopalestino > scammers veteran im fucking noob
Abdul is not a new player, he’s just a dumb vet.
Newbro Archy outplayed a guy with years of experience.
Nice job Archy.
The Princess and the Pleb
It’s a frequently asked question.
I’m fine, thanks.
Miners don’t value their time.
They aren’t even real miners.
I’m a princess.
I know what miners need.
Afterward, I allow them to grieve.
This is their chance to reflect.
What a nice chat.
Bye-e!
