In the CODE.

Next, they go to Why Was I Ganked?

True story.

Then they get bonus offers.

Another satisfied repeat customer.

He also ordered a new Bowhead.

Of course, there is a delivery fee.

That’s right.

What a happy miner.

Everything was perfectly routine.

He sent me and my alts a bunch of isk.

He even bought a mining stamp.

There’s a process?

What a plan.

Didn’t he already pay?

I’ve done it quite a few times.

PLOT TWIST: There is no file.

DOUBLE PLOT TWIST: No database either.

Jamie is just a working alt.

Nobody likes a space lawyer.

Another delinquent miner.

Eventually, he found me again.

I guess we can resolve this.

Sometimes, they try to negotiate.

I’m happy to explain.

Pleasure doing business…

Jormags wound up mumbling to himself in Jita.

Thanks for playing.

Venture Contest 2024

The Twelfth Annual Venture Contest is underway.

Here are the October rankings:

  1. James Fuchs – 128
  2. CASTOLE – 62
  3. Mendax es – 45
  4. Adako Aivoras -39
  5. ooo so flashy – 37
  6. Guybertini – 37 (tied for 5th)
  7. Aaaarrgg – 23
  8. TrickyNicky – 19
  9. Good Girl Kara – 18
  10. Dishrag – 18 (tied for 9th)

There is a perfect time to get into Highsec ganking, as either competitor or spectator. Send 1 billion isk to your favorite ganker, and help them climb the rankings… or kill a few dozen Ventures yourself, and climb the November ladder yourself. Over 30 billion isk in prizes available, and more. Send isk to Aiko Danuja for the GRAND PRIZE FUND, and you will receive a special bonus gift! Every isk you donate to the prize fund will be DOUBLED three times, by the best isk doublers in the game!


Aiko Danuja, The Low

I’m in Uedama.

I’m not sure what’s going on, over there.

Look, I’m in Uedama.

I am still in Uedama.

You don’t want to fall asleep here.

Today, we exorcised a ghost.

What is this?

Haha, lol.

Check it out.

That’s hard to read…

We are a complete AG Corp. For High Sec Only. We believe that all players should be able to freely access all areas of High Sec without the fear or worry of Ganking from other players.

We are launching an initiative to put an end to high cost “permit”, CODE Ideology. Permanently.

We know that CCP encourages Ganking. We know it brings them revenue and content. We get this, however, with the players that we save in game, showing that more will pursue a future in the game, with all the new games out there, it’s already a dying game. Only when is the question?

So we want to keep it goning, and not drive new players away, like the Ideology of CODE and its affiliates, aka Safety. As of star date 2024. These need to be RED For All who don’t gank, those are the Main Two. Along with more, ask us for an Updated Gank List. We can Send it to you, our scouts are noting their new alts every day.

We provide PROTECTED Mining Fleets, Protected Hauling Fleets, Anti Ganking Fleets with Jamming Services, FOB Erratication Fleets, and Stealthy Wormhole Encounters. We can be contracted to CYNO, even Covertly. Whatever the need is, as to Anti Ganking, or the Needs of AG, we will be there. Even in Null Sec, taking out their assets. We will be there. They all must go!

Join us now, lets start something different. Lets actually make a safer place in High Sec, Lets show the numbers to be able to pull changes being made in the game. Forever taking out the trash and Multiple Personalities that we all know as the Multi-Box Ganker. Aiko Danuja the Low.
Along with all of her associates. the two or three that there are.

With enough numbers and player retention, Yes CCP will see this, and then we can ruin the gameplay of ALL GANKING in high sec. We only believe this needs to happen in High Sec for the original intension of Low Sec, is for what they do naturally anyways, so we don’t ask for that to chance, Only High Sec.

Lets work together for the benifit of all, rather than the few. Lets help one another rather than steal lie and cheat each other out of our time effort and will power to even play, Lets have a change, that we can put a future to. We can get to know each other through. And when our enemy’s see us, we’ll ask… “Are you Ok?”

What are you waiting for… Join Today!

Best Wishes and Fly Safe

How inspiring.

xD

Cheerzah brav!

Why??

I get asked a lot of questions.

For example, why was the miner ganked?

Some miners get ganked more than once.

I always follow the rules.

Mining permits are on sale now.

I care about each and every newbro.

New player applications cost merely 75 million isk.

Is Nezmeyana actually a new player?

Scroll down to find out!

What did you guess?

It was the moment of truth…

Did you guess correctly?

Nezmeyana is a full grown spaceadult!

She is not a new player.

This was unfortunate.

Fortunately, Nezmeyana had more isk.

Another satisfied customer.

I am always happy to help.

This miner was assigned to Isanamo.

A few minutes later…

Oh nooo….

This was a real learning experience.

I’m sure everyone had fun.

Anyways…

Honestly, I just want your isk (and your killmail).

See ya!

Absolutely Crazy

Listening to: Cat Sky Hates PvP

Absolute Order has crazy people, with crazy ideas.

Meanwhile, they are incompetent.

Will Blackflag save their carebear pets?

Here’s one former Absolute Pleb.

zxcxzx caught him attempting to mine alone (and AFK).

Poor Cat Sky was bullied out of the AO blob.

He sure talks a lot, about me apparently.

What an incoherent clown.

What will he say next?

I don’t even talk to his type.

Cool chat bro.

Check it out.

Just another 2011 newbro.

See you around kitty cat.

=COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU=

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 52

Listening to: Get Well Soon

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 51

It was the most expensive ship xAtlas42x ever lost.

This made it difficult to fly fearless.

Mission Ready Mining had a real mining problem.

New players were quitting the game, due to endless boredom.

However, Assistance Group was determined to help.

Just in time, Kurisa finished her eyeshadow.

It was time to play EvE Online.

Kurisa, aka Kalorned, is a certified mining instructor.

This time, the Tunnel Snakes won.

This was before my time.

Slayer got slayed, and his own alliance mocked him.

Gandaulf the DeGrey is no longer laughing.

CCP was gonna need to patch the game.

Meanwhile, the biggest corporation in Highsec enjoyed rapid growth.

Hundreds of newbros were joining!

The alliance grew twenty percent in four months.

That was the start of a long slow decline.

Things were about to get worse.

To be continued…

uh oh spaghettio…

Absolute Racism

Listening to: AO Downfall

Trigger Warning: Blatant Racism in EvE Online

Hey there.

We’ve all heard the rumors.

Absolute Order is absolutely racist.

These are real screenshots from EvE Online.

Oh wow, ok.

See what I mean?

We have no tolerance for casual breakfast Klingons.

They cannot be reasoned with.

It’s not just the racism.

Absolute Order is absolutely mental.

We know how to deal with this.

Just bump them all.

Governor Lee done goofed.

Consequences will never be the same.

We’ve met before.

Haven’t we Mr Governor Lee?

That’s right.

We go way back.

Wayback.

What will MrLee think of next?