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Hey there.
Carebears have a recurring problem.
They love to recruit everyone!
Such alliances are full of plebs (and spies).
Did you know, SICO crashes on AO’s couch?
Birds of a feather flock together…
Nothing can break the blue bonds of carebear unity.
They are losers together forever.
To be continued…
Carebears dislike Safety.
They are not happy.
In fact, they are ‘bored’.
They just don’t care.
Miners just don’t get it.
Their time has no value.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Let’s meet a miner.
Cool story bro.
That’s right.
Anyways…
Cheerzah!
Hey there.
Some gankbears are SALTY.
They miss James 315… where’d he go?
Now they’ve got to deal with me.
I’m very popular these days.
I love it.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Cheerzah!
=Weird Font Color Autism=
Isn’t that right?
Hey there.
Antigankers are bad.
They don’t prevent anything.
Cheerzah brav!
That’s right.
That’s right!!
Praise Aiko!
That’s right.
Suddenly, antiganker…
He wants to PvP me.
However, my underwire was forged in CHINA.
Get dunked.
Listening to: Chiping Away
This is a recurring thing.
Sarcasim (aka IamurPAPPY) is obsessed with ‘Justina’.
Always!
EvE Online is a game of alts.
In this game, anyone can be a real loser.
Too bad about old man James 315…
Even other miners pity Sarcasim!
Isn’t that special?
Everyone in the game is Justin.
That’s right.
Oh boy, here come a crazy.
This one knows our my Justin’s secret.
Such people never shut up.
I think they have a mental illness.
I hope he feels better soon.
This is the real EvE Online.
My enemies are ‘winning’.
I’m embarrassed for them.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Some miners aspire to be herpes.
Muting them doesn’t work.
They just come back on an alt.
Oh wow, he almost defeated us!
Yikes!
At least he’s having fun.
What a guy.
Yes, I dunked the Goonbears.
That’s right.
My killboard is pretty great.
I know it drives some people mental.
Many have fallen along the way.
I again ascended on Christmas EvE, a sign of things to come.
Gankbears really just don’t get it.
Mere killmails are for beginners and rookies.
Even miners know there’s more to my game.
James called it bumping.
Carebears, whether gankers or miners, should take note.
I will bump you out of the circle (again).
Enjoy the ride.
Some fall further than others.
How low can you go?
I like to find out!
Did you want to PvP me?
Are you winning?
How’d that work out for you?
Another happy ending!
Cheerzah!
xD
Double xD
Triple xD
That’s right.
=FINAL THOUGHTS=
=FINAL MEMORIES=
=BONUS UPDATE=
=GEOGRAPHY LESSON=
The Miners of Misneden, Part 5
Misneden is in a state of rebellion.
However, the Misneden Militia is often AFK.
Agent Alt 00 was determined to save the miners.
They didn’t like this.
They accused us of cultplay.
I am well above the law.
Suddenly, real gankers…
Exhibit 47
