Miners don’t like PvP.
It’s a distraction.
They dare us to show them what’s up.
They want us to do it.
Anyways…
Cheerzah brav.
Carebear PvP
Category: antigankers
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252
I love to help.
Oh boy.
What a game.
This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.
“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”
I never read all my mail.
Some miners are desperate.
They sure do write a lot.
Yes, they are from me…
That’s right.
“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”
Miners are positively mental.
$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.
Cheerzah brav!
“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“
Broadcast for Yikes
It was an emotional experience.
So Afriq became a born again antigriefer.
Now he counsels gankers, bumpers, and scammers.
This is a little like megacringe.
That’s right!
What a ‘good’ guy.
He really cares, right?
Nobody likes a virtue signalling whiteknight carebear.
Do they ever shut up?
Like, for real…
Seek help.
This is why we gank, bump, and scam miners.
Frankly, they deserve it.
Rookie Salt
Why kill corvettes?
I gank for fun, not isk.
If you don’t like it, whatever.
We are here for entertainment.
The true measure of a kill is the salt.
Any gankbear can get yet another killmail.
I’ve got tens of thousands (more than you).
So no, I’m not sorry.
Some people will never understand.
It’s not about isk (or slot plug count).
It’s about actual FUN in EvE Online.
I’m a real gankerette.
Unfortunately, some people are never happy.
They literally sit there for hours.
That drives them crazy.
What will happen next?
Actually, maybe I should make a website?
This sounds like content!
Oh wait, there’s more?
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right…
Until next time…
Welcome back!
To be continued?
Oh look, this miner did a cloak trick…
That’s incredible.
Anyways…
That’s why we gank miners.
The Psycho in SICO
Hey there.
Carebears have a recurring problem.
They love to recruit everyone!
Such alliances are full of plebs (and spies).
Did you know, SICO crashes on AO’s couch?
Birds of a feather flock together…
Nothing can break the blue bonds of carebear unity.
They are losers together forever.
To be continued…
Safety cringe
Carebears dislike Safety.
They are not happy.
In fact, they are ‘bored’.
They just don’t care.
Miners just don’t get it.
Their time has no value.
That’s right.
That’s right!
FriendlyFemboy
Let’s meet a miner.
Cool story bro.
That’s right.
Anyways…
Cheerzah!
Cry Harder
Hey there.
Some gankbears are SALTY.
They miss James 315… where’d he go?
Now they’ve got to deal with me.
I’m very popular these days.
I love it.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Cheerzah!
=Weird Font Color Autism=
Isn’t that right?
Pile On
Hey there.
Antigankers are bad.
They don’t prevent anything.
Cheerzah brav!
That’s right.
That’s right!!
Asoi Daown
Praise Aiko!
That’s right.
Suddenly, antiganker…
He wants to PvP me.
However, my underwire was forged in CHINA.
Get dunked.
