Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Occasionally, alert miners catch a glimpse of perfection.
They stand up straighter when I’m around.
Who is the most interesting person in all of history?
I guess I’ve always been this way.
Suddenly, Aiko Danuja (again)!
I can tell they are having fun.
Some feel quite dizzy, as they admire me.
I hope they feel better soon.
o7 capsuleers!
Miners are always watching me.
Meanwhile, I am watching them.
Everyone has a chance to be heard.
Some prefer to debate philosophy.
There’s a lot of that.
Others exhibit cognitive dissonance.
The level of discourse is quite high.
A few are just naturally curious.
There’s always a joker…
…and a few crazies.
It’s a real melting pot.
It’s true.
I’m the number all time aint-griefer.
These miners have me figured out.
They often discuss me in local.
They also chat with my alts.
We love ganking, and they know it.
I’m an actual space princess.
Every miner deserves my Safety.
It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.
My rules are quite fair.
I am the Amarr government.
That’s right.
That’s right!
My name is Aiko Danuja.
As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.
Miners are poors.
They always cry a lot.
They are bads.
They don’t deserve to mine.
For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.
Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!
Sources say, I’m the best.
Cheerzah brav!
Miners love kill rights.
I frequently have more than one available.
It’s a miner’s chance for revenge (and profit).
This really ruins my fun.
As always, carebears try to outsource gameplay.
However, it’s a tough market.
Who will pay for the chance to defeat me?
There’s always someone offering a cheaper path to glory.
I recently noticed a real opportunity.
Insight is buying at 7’499’999.00 isk!
Sources say they sent too many mails.
I wonder what this antiganker is salty about?
That’s right.
That’s right!
I don’t read my mail.
It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.
People report stray Orcas…
Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.
I like to hear from long dead miners.
I wish I had time to read it all.
Miners sure have a lot to say!
Should I respond?
What will people come up with next?
I guess they’ve had an exciting year.
Hey, maybe if you write me….
…I might even respond!
That’s right.
\o
Listening to: Beware, Beware
Oh thanks.
Seasons Greetings to all!
I’m all dressed up and ready to go.
You love it.
This year, we celebrate by ganking Highsec miners.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Listening to: Yo, You Stupid Miners
Hey there, I’m feeling better.
Meanwhile, miners have been enjoying EvE Online.
I’m a dedicated content creator.
Check it out.
Many have heard of Aiko Danuja the Great.
Maybe you’ll meet me soon.
This could be you!
Never say never.
Oh, hey there.
I’m always here.
I enjoy our time together.
This is a healthy ecosystem.
I’m the apex princess!
haha
o7 capsuleers!
I’m like Jane Goodall with the carebears.
Every miner has a story to tell.
Many overshare every pathetic detail.
A few dream big.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Just imagine!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
