Category: Always!

Saaphir Spent a Lot of Psycho

It’s gonna be one of those blogs.

Ventures are the saltiest ships in the game.

Saaphir > and a other i will never buy again

Saaphir was bankrupt.

Saaphir > not 200 million… 200 in words two hundred
Saaphir > 200
Saaphir > 200 i repaet .. 200 not 200 million

He learned a valuable lesson.

This is why miner gankers are cooler than freighter gankers.

Freighters are kinda boring (and actually AFK).

At least miners are fun.

Saaphir > vastefaireenculerfilsdeputeschwanzlutscher
Saaphir > vastefaireenculertoiaussiespecedepute
Saaphir > lutsxhmaleinpaarschwänzeduflachwichser
Saaphir > sovielduwillstdublödesau
Saaphir > undwasdufeiglingvonarschloch
Saaphir > fick dich du arschloch
Saaphir > dreckiger schwanzlutscher
Aiko Danuja > youwishhhhhhhhh
CASTOLE > he called me a faggot and a coward
Saaphir > he is already fucking you fag

This one had a lot to say.

Saaphir > band of cowards, no balls , only fags
CASTOLE > we have a bad man here what we should to do?
Blistalin Egber Beldrulf > Saaphir homophobia won’t get you anywhere son
Saaphir > in the belt yes, u get it in your little dirty ass you fag
Saaphir > come fags im afk
Whadda Badasaz > if you are afk, how do you type?
Saaphir > same way as you get fucked ..you dont even get it
Saaphir > not only a fag but stupid and dumb
Saaphir > stupid and fag, bad bad combination
Saaphir > come fag

However, I agreed with some of his observations.

Saaphir > yes, the problem is the fag that kill noob ., because they are to little cowards and fag to fight ppl that can fight back
Saaphir > it seems the fags like only to create damage to ppl that want chill a bit and mine …even low amount of crap ore, and they dont like

He was starting to figure things out.

BINGO!

He understood me perfectly.

He understood my alliance.

Ganking is about griefing newbros, not grinding for isk/hr.

I am a true ganker, of the highest form.

Saaphir > i dont care about youtr 8 rules of 20 rules or 200 rules
Saaphir > if you wank after a kill on a venture , u are not more woirth than a fag
Saaphir > take a airdryer and go under shower..problem done
Saaphir > yeah i enjoy, those fqags dont like
Saaphir > neither one or other… a snake is a king in the middle of worms. and you are not the snake
Saaphir > CASTOLE CAN LIKE MY BOOTS LIKE A FAG DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Several hours later…

He understood exactly who and what I am.

Saaphir > you are one of the super dupper superkiller i can all i m so good and so strong i can beat all 5 years old
Ange Du Matin > Praise Aiko!
Gloria Exercitus > \o/

He understood my name is eternal.

Saaphir > i have no friends here
Saaphir > or they shout you in the back
Saaphir > i guess your to coward to do
Saaphir > lick my boots cunt
Aiko Danuja > you probably dont even have any boots
Saaphir > i do
Saaphir > u can lick them too if they still fit
Saaphir > i make 800 real dollars a week
Saaphir > i live in a big big city, you live in a cottage.
Ygritte Pava > oooo a big city venture
Saaphir > come eu , i take you out like a fish, and get your 2000 dollars
Saaphir > and i withdraw the money and get a nice bottle champagne

I think he propositioned me?

Total Winning

Welcome back to Aiko Danuja‘s bestselling EvE Online blog.

I always awox my teammates, even in Starcraft 2.

What if we all played other games together?

I think things would stay about the same.

Some people aren’t meant for PvP.

A few will do whatever it takes to survive.

At least I’m doing well.

I think I’ve been quite clear.

F.LY. S.A.F.E.


The Lion’s Den

Listening to: Me So Lonely

I’ve seen everything.

Miners have a lot of strange thoughts.

There’s a reason I rarely respond.

Sometimes, this happens.

Usually, this happens.

I love a good gank.

They’ll always remember me.

That’s right.

Sometimes they need a little discipline.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!

Man That Is Gay

It’s always the same pattern.

Post your shit racist diatribes online, and look what happens.

Now I’m just SO lonely.

If only someone, anyone, would just please talk to me.

That’ll do.

I guess this is why I’m BIG MAD on the daily.

I hope that miner calms down.

Just accept it, move on and play the game.

If you can…

Cheerzah brav!

The Conference of Shit

Pardon the language, but…

This is your daily reminder.

Can you spot a racist miner?

I am their Malediction.

Let’s just get straight to the point.

That’s right, so crazy.

Maybe James will save you?

At least I’m having fun.

I am living RENT FREE.

Seems obsessive.

Many essays later…

It’s a conference of shitposting racist incels.

I know exactly how to deal with all of them.

You too buddy.

Here we go!

It’s a true story about EvE Online (and why these guys are permabanned).

This is a recurring daily event, referenced in my report.

Isn’t it really that right?

For real.

…explained everything.

I bet it makes me SO angry.

I really miss you guys!

Prime Admiral Aiko

Welcome back to the best blog in EvE Online.

I know you read it.

My blog literally inspires you.

Isn’t that right?

I wonder what could go wrong?

Now what will Globby do?

I’ll wait until Wrathful Hawk figures it out.

Why are these miners such racist crybabies?

Here’s the big question.

Why are we STILL happening to them?

Are they enjoying the drama?

Miners often wonder what is happening.

I would say they are still finding out.

Consequences will never be the same.

You know what I’m sayin?

There’s more headed your way.

Some people actually love a fight.

I certainly do.

LOL!

LMAO!

Can you guess what happened next?

That’s right.

That’s right!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Yria is Syria, Part 7

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.

So they got a stiff response.

The Big Bomper was back.

This would not end well for transgressors.

They had not been so bumped since 2012.

It would not take long.

We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.

PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.

The system was soon empty.

Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.

This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.

Embarrassing!

To be continued…

You know what? I think I will join.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 60

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

There was a lot to write about (and think about).

Big money would finance Fly Fearless mining alliance.

Some deals were good enough to be true.

Meanwhile, Executor Gai Heiyuu began promoting a new security policy.

Over time, this policy evolved.

As always, Deputy Director Envoy Arby was happy to help.

The miners were sorely confused.

At this point, Gai Heiyuu really fucked up.

Without warning, Gai declared Forever War on KalooJames 315.

Just as suddenly, Envoy got a secret girlfriend.

This would not end well for Mission Ready Mining Space Mining Guild.

To be continued…

YOUR BONUS CODE = 50

Why (not)? \oo7

Lately I’ve been wondering, you know, like why?


They all keep giving me the NazAO salute.

MissJessy can’t be happy to see me again.

As always, we consult the Aiko Danuja CODE of Conduct.

Oh right, it’s required by law.

That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right!!!

o7 capsuleers! (aka cheerzah brav)