Category: Always!

Sarcasim Goes On

Listening to: Chiping Away

This is a recurring thing.

Sarcasim (aka IamurPAPPY) is obsessed with ‘Justina’.

Always!

EvE Online is a game of alts.

In this game, anyone can be a real loser.

Too bad about old man James 315…

Even other miners pity Sarcasim!

Isn’t that special?

Everyone in the game is Justin.

That’s right.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 55

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

It’s a love story from beyond time.

This Valentine’s we remember what really matters.

I take personal responsibility for all of that.

Any idiot can create an alliance in EvE Online.

Dead alliances generally have bad leadership.

You can’t silence an obvious truth.

Gai understood the SAFETY CODE. governs Highsec mining.

However, Assistance Group is an entirely different alliance.

Same people (not me), but with different alts.

We They offer Highsec mining assistance, with paid training.

There was no need to wait.

That’s right.

Wow, FREE PvE fits!

To be continued…

Bon Voyage \o

My killboard is pretty great.

I know it drives some people mental.

Many have fallen along the way.

I again ascended on Christmas EvE, a sign of things to come.

Gankbears really just don’t get it.

Mere killmails are for beginners and rookies.

Even miners know there’s more to my game.

James called it bumping.

Carebears, whether gankers or miners, should take note.

I will bump you out of the circle (again).

Enjoy the ride.

Some fall further than others.

How low can you go?

I like to find out!

Did you want to PvP me?

Are you winning?

How’d that work out for you?

Another happy ending!

Cheerzah!

xD

Double xD

Triple xD

That’s right.

=FINAL THOUGHTS=

=FINAL MEMORIES=

=BONUS UPDATE=

=GEOGRAPHY LESSON=

Stuff Hydrasy Says

Hydrasy Xyanomi > princess* Aiko Danuja namastwe
Hydrasy Xyanomi > namste welsonde

Hey there.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Aiko Danuja hi you long time!!!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Hi Princess Aiko, hiyou highness!hi everyone, Hi castole and pepew if here and jinx and the other people i diont remembver who helped me ! Never Gonna SeeGrandKids LOVE

Hydrasy Xyanomi > OOOH SHE HERE! HIYOU! Aiko Danuja , best!

I’m always listening.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > mapy xmans
Hydrasy Xyanomi > merysiamsa
Pew Pew Pop > Mepy Xmans to you
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sorry guys im tirei sotopp

I’m always watching.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > sup guys wahts hapeening?!~?!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > hi everyone wtf is going!?

Some miners have a lot to say.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > look ms complicated, its simple, i want to extract from you your taste, out of all this, which is best track for you causei want to know what you think

Hydrasy Xyanomi > have you ever walked in a dark room with holes everywhere ??

Let’s listen.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Aiko Danuja i saw in chats bunch of people you guys took out! but they never were you! so i feel extra honored that you are the one who slain me! i was thinking i will get revenge but instead i honor you !

Hydrasy Xyanomi > but nulsec is crazy.. big stupid ships that give you 1.5m isk… well actually im going tosoon plex the account and become an eve asshole, i will not discreminate and just kill everything and everyone i can i relally want to kill ventures! i hate mining and miners its a useless activity!

Well…

Hydrasy Xyanomi > so i guess i autopop myself and neddle the fk back?? is that how miners do?>i will again take a needel 5 inmto shitknowss where

Hydrasy Xyanomi > mushroom tea i grow them 🙂

That’s right.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > FDCK
Hydrasy Xyanomi > kffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk faileD!!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > strategic cruiser mon cul de merde fk you!

Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you ever hunt others in wormhoelse?

EvE Online is hardly a solved game.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > its true this is the matrix1

I think it’s a lot a of fun.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > is a ship bigger than my dinger

Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys did you know if you spit straight up, is the same thing as spitting on yuorself but without gravity

How many NPCs did you kill today?

Eiseleusmcr > why saftey has harrassed me time and time again i get no such apolgy why should i give a fuck about you and your “safe places” go be a bitch and cry in the corner and make sure you clock out too btw locking out early classifies as quitting so go ahead and cry at home
Hydrasy Xyanomi > zthis whole shit is starting to be come interesting

Hydrasy Xyanomi > whats a freighter
Hydrasy Xyanomi > do you know wahts a cfc?
Hydrasy Xyanomi > who is you are samy whothefkare
Hydrasy Xyanomi > can opne of you creatures donate me 20m ? i need cause i lost my ship… and .. njow i nee nanother one…. and i need 20m p[lease….
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im sure that theres one of you who played this game sine the 1980s and has like massive isk
Hydrasy Xyanomi > guys please 20m?

My ingame channels are a haven for lost miners.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > you are all the same person i s a 1 person with 112 accounts
Vardonis > name is Justin
Hydrasy Xyanomi > im the only one not cause i have another keyboard i see it in fromnt of me you //. you are all governor lee

Justin Trudo would fit right in.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > you cant assemble a train with a single philips screw driver

That’s right.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > usually when you slip[ up ytouy fall on you face or ass

Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will master the mutation of air to gold

Words of wisdom.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > Can I make announcements purchase of items

Hydrasy Xyanomi > im going to brak the matrix is ajn fkn suicide mission impossibru mission

Cheerzah brav.

Hydrasy Xyanomi > i will mine my life, then hire one of you to complete that mission

Hydrasy Xyanomi > i dont know what you talking about
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i am due for a musrhoom rteal
Hydrasy Xyanomi > i have to afk
Hydrasy Xyanomi > bye miner

Reddit Crybabies

Hello again.

Oh boy…

Let’s tune in!

Another 2008 newbro, struggling in Highsec.

He also likes to turn his brain off.

Sure sounds AFK to me!

Sad!

We actually don’t care about your wants (or needs).

Welcome to EvE Online…

Well, you can pay me to stop?

That would be ideal.

I like to read the comments.

I recommend Candy Crush.

EvE requires a modicum of attention.

No kidding?

Reddit is full of lukewarm dogwater.

Nullsec carebears recruit Highsec carebears.

Highsec is no place for AFK miners.

Imagine mining in a 1.0…

This is a popular idea.

Miners couldn’t even pass a CAPTCHA test.

Will the lazy crabs ever get revenge?

Doubt.

Double doubt.

Gankers are no better than pod killers.

On the other hand, miners are losers.

That’s right.

That’s right!