Welcome to Eve Online!
Well, you know what they say.
A great game, with a greater blog.
Everyone agrees Aiko Danuja is the greatest capsuleer of all time (GCAT).
Fact and basepilled.
Stay tuned for more of that…
Cheerzah!
cGANKERS ON SYSTEM
Category: Agents
JUNETEENTH !MINING
Merry Juneteenth!
It’s a real holiday.
That’s right.
This year we celebrate with an episode of “notaminer”.
You can see where the name comes from.
I’ve got about a thousand of these still unpublished.
Notaminers sure cry a lot.
In fact, they are all liars.
Also, they are stupids.
Ok buddy?
A lot of notaminers dabble in mining.
You see what I mean?
Nobody wants to be a ‘real’ miner.
Never believe them.
They are just ashamed.
So if you see one, just put them out of their misery.
o7 capsuleers!
How to Sell a Mining Permit
Check out this trick (yes, today).
First, get their attention.
Ganking, bumping, warping around – whatever works.
Some miners enjoy the chase.
However, they are easily confused.
It’s important to address their concerns.
I’m the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online.
Wouldn’t you like to meet me?
I’m nicer than my alts.
There was just one outstanding issue.
His alts also need permits…
This is a good racket.
In Eve Online, everything is fungible.
That’s right.
Can you guess what happened next?
Scroll down to see if you guessed correctly!
That’s right.
Did you guess correctly?
===AFTERWORD===
He went FULL CAPITAL on me.
We even had a BONUS round.
He was one lucky winner!
I’m happy to help.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Another happy customer.
\o/
o7 capsuleer!
Ok buddy!
Miners are so friendly.
Did you know they are poor?
“Castole you are a fucking bitch, go to dick.”
They often cry like that.
Nobody likes a whinebabv.
Even big strong manly miners are LOSERS.
That’s right, go find another game.
o7 capsuleer!
Corbit Rin Joins the Mob
Let’s meet a miner.
He died straight away.
Mackinah daown.
Fully fitted!!!
Wrong rigs, my guy.
Miners disgust me.
He wants to talk to us, while on the loo.
Bro…
Welcome to the team.
Best of luck with your next Machinaw shiiip.
Later, there was an exit interview.
Poor guy got no worning.
He should tryed discuss this with the mane (that’s me).
Meening, we requier becaous we are hellping.
Neurotica 1, Part 10
This is the story of EvE Online’s most neurotic scammer.
Thanks, thanks.
People are STILL talking about Justin.
In fact, I do know him.
He proposed to marry me, irl, frfr.
We often discuss his case in crypto channels.
There’s a lot to discuss.
That’s right.
Justin tried to raise crypto with EvE Online.
He was counting on my support.
Together, we could change the course of history.
There was only one problem.
Some people didn’t want to invest.
They wouldn’t even apologize.
Even Steve was out!
It was so unfair.
That’s right.
To be continued…
Pretty Penny
Oh hi.
Happy to help.
Some truths can’t be denied.
Nobody likes a miner.
Let’s just observe the facts.
They can’t pay to win.
They are poors…
…because they are bads.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #253
That’s right.
lol!
Wow thanks.
Miners are crazy.
JAJAJAJAJA DU BIST GROSSER PIRAT JA
They have a lot to say.
I hope they enjoy mining.
o7 capsuleers!
June 1 Day
Welcome back…
It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!
We love to meet new players.
Only crybabies are crying.
Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.
Some people are happy capsulers.
That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.
Are you having fun?
Maybe you just don’t get it.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav…
Yria is Syria, Part 3
There is war in SYria.
Miners are learning why.
James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!
So we did an experiment.
Is bumping effective?
We wanted to know.
Is Silent Company a good alliance?
Our research indicates they are bads.
That is sad.
So we taught them a lesson.
Yes.
