Category: Agents

How to Sell a Mining Permit

Check out this trick (yes, today).

First, get their attention.

Ganking, bumping, warping around – whatever works.

Some miners enjoy the chase.

However, they are easily confused.

It’s important to address their concerns.

I’m the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online.

Wouldn’t you like to meet me?

I’m nicer than my alts.

There was just one outstanding issue.

His alts also need permits…

This is a good racket.

In Eve Online, everything is fungible.

That’s right.

Can you guess what happened next?

Scroll down to see if you guessed correctly!

That’s right.

Did you guess correctly?

===AFTERWORD===

He went FULL CAPITAL on me.

We even had a BONUS round.

He was one lucky winner!

I’m happy to help.

That’s right.

Cheerzah!

Another happy customer.

\o/

Corbit Rin Joins the Mob

Let’s meet a miner.

He died straight away.

Mackinah daown.

Fully fitted!!!

Wrong rigs, my guy.

Miners disgust me.

He wants to talk to us, while on the loo.

Bro…

Welcome to the team.

Best of luck with your next Machinaw shiiip.

Later, there was an exit interview.

Poor guy got no worning.

He should tryed discuss this with the mane (that’s me).

Meening, we requier becaous we are hellping.

Neurotica 1, Part 10

Neurotica 1, Part 1

This is the story of EvE Online’s most neurotic scammer.

Thanks, thanks.

People are STILL talking about Justin.

In fact, I do know him.

He proposed to marry me, irl, frfr.

We often discuss his case in crypto channels.

There’s a lot to discuss.

That’s right.

Justin tried to raise crypto with EvE Online.

He was counting on my support.

Together, we could change the course of history.

There was only one problem.

Some people didn’t want to invest.

They wouldn’t even apologize.

Even Steve was out!

It was so unfair.

That’s right.

To be continued…

June 1 Day

Welcome back…

It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!

We love to meet new players.

Only crybabies are crying.

Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.

Some people are happy capsulers.

That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.

Are you having fun?

Maybe you just don’t get it.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Cheerzah brav…

Yria is Syria, Part 3

Yria is Syria, Part 1

There is war in SYria.

Miners are learning why.

James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!

So we did an experiment.

Is bumping effective?

We wanted to know.

Is Silent Company a good alliance?

Our research indicates they are bads.

That is sad.

So we taught them a lesson.

Yes.

Dakkonka

Dakkonka is a miner.

She sure do love mining.

Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.

Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.

Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.

She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.

One day, she started talking.

Dakkonka likes me a lot.

Finally, she understands our racket.

She’s done with ganking.

Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.

Aren’t they all?

So we completed her tax audit.

That’s right.

She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.

So we sent her the bill.

Ok!

Another satisfied customer.