Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Miner Down
Some alliances are trash.
Some are not.
My alliance has a flagblog, with fun stories about Tee Ka’s alts.
We provide a real service for the community.
We are doing great!
Miners are so stupid, and they don’t even know it.
Fumbled? No loot? What?
No kidding.
Some carebears hide behind a good sport veneer.
I see right through that.
What would make my alliance better?
GarRrrAR Gr00)00)((()()()()N
What a game.
This is how miners die.
Some poors can’t afford mining permits.
We accept all forms of payment.
Boy that’s crazy.
EvE Online is no place for children.
Don’t let your kids become crybabies.
Safety agents are standing by.
Mine around and find out.
Here’s another zkill on demand.
It was a shame to see
It was insane, the way we’d roll
We were the big, bad pitbull
Diggin a big, black holeIt was deranged the way we’d roll
Everything around was like a little bitty town
We were the old tornadoTry to get out but we just keep stickin’ around,
‘Cause it is a very good bad thing we’ve found
I’ve got some cigarettes, I’ve got some stuff to try
We’ll play ’til we dieGonna kill you yeah
This is the private log of Captain Krig Povelli.
Recently, I came within 1,588m of a compressor.
Fleet chat was invigorating.
Suddenly, spaceships.
Plot Twist: I’m Krig Povelli.
I beat my own fleet at their own game.
There was no way to heal.
The ganker guy left no space.
This is what defeat looks like.
CONCORD just watched.
That fleet sucked.
Set up, hacked, and dunked.
Every fleet has winners and losers.
Aside from yours truly, this fleet was full of losers.
They decided to downgrade.
They also vowed revenge.
Will pirate kings save the miners?
Doubt.
I can’t wait for our next fleet!
Welcome to EvE Online.
He’s a calm miner 🙂
Ok.
Some miners need a good talking to.
They aren’t very bright.
I hope they stay safe.
That’s right.
Ok buddy)))
Will do)
Some people never learn.
Someone is always griefing the carebears.
So CCP put their free incursion money on a distant island.
Boo hoo hoo. Grr CCPuh-leez.
Maybe griefers would kill mom, for free?
Alas, gankers refuse to PvE on demand.
Island PvE is too much for lazy crabs.
Island mechanics are killing the game!
Why is CCP doing this?
There was a mom, but still no fleet…
Highsec carebears only want the easiest isk.
Finally, CCP spoonfed a nearby destination.
To be continued…
Let’s try ChatGPT…
Listening to: Fake Cop Gets Arrested
Antigankers are real plebs.
They’ve got nothing better to do.
Wee woo wee woo.
Wait, he’s extorting me?
See what I did there?
Miner Revenge wanted antiganker Lu’Ce to STFU.
So the antiganker suspected him of being me.
I’m not Aiko!
Even miners hate antigankers.
I do James work (he’s permanently AFK).
Every miner must drink Jamestown Koolaid.
Drink up.
Thank James for me.
In Osmon, Lu’Ce has found purpose.
She announces me.
I’ve made a lot of new friends!
Revenge is Mary’s alt?
Antigankers have it all figured out.
Stay tuned!
*Plot Twist*
Lu’Ce secretly conspires with gankers.
Nice!
Listening to: My Let’s Play Mix
Red and basepilled.
Capsuleers make their own fate.
We like to help.
EvE Online is an Xtreme video game.
Ok, I’ll play, but…
Some of them went too far.
I know what to do.
Let’s kill them all.
Problem solved.
~=BONUS CONTENT=~
Sargon has released the MarkeeGankedOn cinematic experience.
Check it out boys.
It’s easy mode, with no CONCORD.
Trust me, they cry just as much.
I gank in Highsec for a reason.
Call me callous.
I’m killing your alliance, right now.
That’s reality.
Somebody said Absolute Order is a ganking alliance?
“Involved with” ganking, yes but…
That attracts the wrong kind of attention.
I never forget a bad Highsec guild.
Hey, I hotdrop in High.
I’m cool.
Listening to: Classic Jungle Minx
Hey there, Credo Crusaders.
We love miners) )
That’s true.
Why run with Safety?
Well, why not?
That’s right.
Do your thing in EvE Online.
I’m having fun.
Stay Safe!
Cheerzah!
What happened?
Nobody likes a miner.
We kill miners )))
“Bitch, you are jerking people off killing them. I feel sad that your older brother rapes you. Your attempt to self validate on the internet will not help. You need a real psychologist. You are sick. I pity you”
I pity the miner.
Why does the miner spew?
Let’s find out!
Get drained.
Let’s read that again…
That’s right.
That’s right!
Welcome to EvE Online.
There’s a learning curve.
That’s right.
Service guaranteed.
Agents are standing by.
I love this game.
That’s right…
