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Miner Blues

It’s not easy being a miner.

AFK is not a good strategy.

They just need to pay.

That’s right.

Oh well.

Silly bears.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 53

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Everybody was invited, to mine in Highsec.

The alliance deputy director was wormtongued, by Tunnel Snakes.

That made it easy to join.

Meanwhile, alliance leader Gei Heiyuu was incompetent.

He was the Governor Mr Lee of his era.

However, he didn’t like being blogged about.

Gai Heiyuu > Felt like contributing a comment on Minerbumping…
Gai Heiyuu > I have issues with the posts that I brought up

He found it all rather embarrassing.

Gai lectured his miners, on how to avoid gankers.

This was an advertisement, for his advanced capsuleer course.

He had no use for Tunnel Snake re-education.

To be frank, gankers don’t like miners either.

Georgia B Dixie urged Gai to endorse Tunnel Snake training.

Unfortunately, training was disrupting Gai’s botfarm.

Gay admitted his alliance was full of cowards.

Georgia suggested the problem lay with upper management.

Indeed, Gai was responsible for Sahil Yasin.

=PLOT TWIST=

Gai Heiyuu > Sahil engaging in your training multiple times, was no accident…

Gai taught Sahil to fail.

He wished more members would follow in Sahil’s footsteps.

Sahil never did get that medal…

To be continued…

Deport

Hey there.

Miners have some wild ideas.

Wow!

Being Grounded

That’s right.

Get grounded.

I’m pretty danger.

What?>

Clam daown, stupied gaunker!

Miners greetings to all.

Welcome to EvE Online, little miner.

It’s a sily game.

Every miner has his day.

Get buried, ~~irl~~.

Ya know what I mean?

He finds us intriguing.

He likes something about me.

What a guy.

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

That’s right.

In the CODE.

Next, they go to Why Was I Ganked?

True story.

Then they get bonus offers.

Another satisfied repeat customer.

He also ordered a new Bowhead.

Of course, there is a delivery fee.

That’s right.

What a happy miner.

Everything was perfectly routine.

He sent me and my alts a bunch of isk.

He even bought a mining stamp.

There’s a process?

What a plan.

Didn’t he already pay?

I’ve done it quite a few times.

PLOT TWIST: There is no file.

DOUBLE PLOT TWIST: No database either.

Jamie is just a working alt.

Nobody likes a space lawyer.

Another delinquent miner.

Eventually, he found me again.

I guess we can resolve this.

Sometimes, they try to negotiate.

I’m happy to explain.

Pleasure doing business…

Jormags wound up mumbling to himself in Jita.

Thanks for playing.

Ganking Dogs

Let’s take a look.

Well, that escalated fast…

It all started friendly enough.

Woah!

NuperSatural was not happy.

Alyx tried to help.

However, Nuper doubled down on BIG MAD.

He had a lot to say.

What a guy.

He really wanted attention.

So they had a quick chat.

Nupie had a lot to say.

This went on for awhile.

Yes, there’s more.

I’d say he is not quite well.

At least there is some good news.

Nobody likes a quitter.

Venture Contest 2024

The Twelfth Annual Venture Contest is underway.

Here are the October rankings:

James Fuchs – 128
CASTOLE – 62
Mendax es – 45
Adako Aivoras -39
ooo so flashy – 37
Guybertini – 37 (tied for 5th)
Aaaarrgg – 23
TrickyNicky – 19
Good Girl Kara – 18
Dishrag – 18 (tied for 9th)

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