Highsec is a SAFE space.
Aw, that’s so sweet!
Oh my!
Welcome new (returning) player!
Goodbye cruel galaxy!
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Sivala Stargate Poem
Category: Agents
MINING GANDON
NEO is not the one.
What does it mean?
What was his fit?
What a miner!
Fortunately, someone hid the cargo.
Good fight miner!
Will NEO get his big revenge?
A 20 million isk (15 cent) bounty… wow!
Tapestry of Tears, RELOADED
The legacy of James 315 lives on.
In times of change, the fit will adapt.
Reload the Tapestry of Tears and see for yourself!
Don’t forget the sequels.
Don’t forget the prequels.
That’s right.
That’s right!
***BONUS CONTENT***
Cheers!
Slim Miner
Krig Povelli put Slim on a diet.
However, Slim wasn’t happy.
Oh no!
Would Slim ever gain access to the conyainer?
Would Slim ever see his precious ore again?
What do you think happened next?
Scroll down to find out!
Are you ready?
Did you guess correctly?
ReeeeEEeee.
Slim tried to steal Krig’s ore!
Another happy ending.
Tale of Woe
Kalique Lennelluc began crying.
Where did his spaceship go?
Remember: real life friends don’t steal your toys!
With no friends, Kalique lamented in game.
Krig Povelli urged the miner to get a life.
Kalique had more to say.
In fact, he had life lessons to teach.
One parable was particularly poignant.
Sad!
BONUS CONTENT
Krig’s mom doesn’t like whiny babies.
Lessons Learned
Don’t fly what you can’t afford to lose.
Captain Harlock put his eggs in a basket.
It ended badly.
What a disgrace.
Wrathful Hawk conducted a full investigation.
Everyone learned a valuable lesson.
The End.
GF!
You like that?
You can GF.
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Nedotrakhanaya
Borisov Dmitry Yu.
You might remember him from Boris Goes Banana.
Recently, he met his Destiny in Amarr.
They made a cute couple.
So so angry.
NOT MAD
