Not all miners are gay.
It’s not required by law.
Some miners are grumpy bears.
Not Always!
Category: Agents
Vassos Talks Back
Some miners are sassy.
Silly miners.
**BONUS CONTENT**
Sexting Online
I receive a lot of email.
Oh boy, let’s take a look.
Learza sent me his schedule.
Interesting!
Kain Qo was in the mood.
I call it Sexting Online.
Next!
Miners make me piuk.
They have no purpose.
We can help them.
I love it!
Romance Online.
It looks like they had a second date.
T’ai loves to suck.
What a miner!
Next!
I love dicks.
Is CCP glad of what they made?
Let’s put a breeze in the Hulks.
This is EvE Online!
Cheerzah!
dafuq
sandan321 was not happy.
His alt was also unhappy.
These miners are crazy!
Cheerzah!
How to Lose in Highsec
What happened?
Learza was intrigued.
Meanwhile, Brainzzo had a big-brain idea.
Could he get his stuff back?
Professor Sama gave him a failing grade.
Sad!
Relax
Welcome to EvE Online.
It is a relaxing game.
Sometimes, you even find an Orca!
They are often crabby.
We just want them to relax.
“I was just mining” is a poor legal defense.
Nobody enjoys being arrested.
Happy Halloween!
Staying Busy
Jax Ranius > cunts
Tina DeWalt > FAGGETS
Tina DeWalt > STUPID FUCKS
Tina DeWalt > AGAIN
Tina DeWalt > STUPID FUCKS
Tina DeWalt > GET LOST
Tina DeWalt > FIND A DIFFERENT SYSTEM
Tina DeWalt > STOP GANKING MINERS YOU DUMB FUCKS
Zopiclone > Miner calm down
Tina DeWalt > FUCK YOU
Tina DeWalt > GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM
Miners are crazy!
Zopiclone > Your system?
Tina DeWalt > YEP
Zopiclone > You seem to be lost…
Tina DeWalt > OR SHOULD I HUNT YOU ALL DOWN ONE AT A TIME AND GANK YOUR ASSES
Zopiclone > You dont have a Valid Mining Permit.
Tina DeWalt > FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB SHIT
Tina DeWalt > HOW’S THAT FOR A PERMIT?
Zopiclone > You will require a Mining Permit for both of your Hulks
Tina DeWalt > FUCK YOU
Tina DeWalt > GO FUCK YOURSELF
Zopiclone > And because you swore you will pay 200 Million ISK per ship for the year
Tina DeWalt > YEAH NOT HAPPENING
Zopiclone > Calm down Miner
Tina had more to say.
Tina DeWalt > I THINK I’M GOING TO HUNT YOU ALL DOWN ONE AT A TIME AND GANK YOUR ASSES
Tina DeWalt > SOUNDS LIKE FUN TO ME
Tina DeWalt > I WILL GANK BACK REMEMBER THAT
Zopiclone > Sounds like youre over reacting…
Tina DeWalt > kill yourself and do us all a favor
Zopiclone > In game right?
PLOT TWIST: Tina is not a miner.
Tina DeWalt > I don’t mine lol i pretend
Zopiclone > I am really trying to understand…
RRISNER > Gankers are cowards and don’t know how to actually play Eve Online. Enjoy your moment of glory for it will never come again.
Zopiclone > ….??? It comes every 20 minutes
Trig v Trig
Pixx Harmon had a problem.
Krig Povelli was safe, and Pixx wasn’t.
This got Pixx all excited, and extra calm.
Would you roleplay as a rabbit, in DOOM?
May the best Trig win…
Ultimately, Pixx was a crybaby.
Sad!
=BONUS SCREENSHOT=
Krig’s Korner, Episode 11
My name is Krig Povelli.
I’m a consummate masterbaiter.
I hohe the miners stay SAFE.
CONCORD loves to help.
Miners are as dumb as gankbears.
Woah, my friend Lucy killed a freighter…
…with an Orca!
Friendly fire sure is nice!
Ware did the Charon go?
Everyone blamed me Lucy!
Oh well…
CABO IS BACK:)
Previously, we met CABO4EvER.
CABO4EVER > 26 days 26 days..23 days…26 days.. have the time, dont worry:) i amwatching you ALL…every step…
He has a lot of alts.
Morghana Chase > jesus it’s busy today
Mr Lexon > yes pirates mining the Ice belt
Mr Lexon > and finaly thay had a kill
CABO claimed a draw.
KINGCABO > looks like even money to me
Learza Thiesant > Calm down Miner
KINGCABO > lmao you guys are so pathetic
CABO was not upset.
CABO4EVER > up yours, i willlmao
Learza Thiesant > you’re not a nice person
CABO4EVER > YOU ARE
Mr Lexon > dont intimidate me
Mr Lexon > dont y have other to do tha kill defenless miners?
Mr Lexon > probably acording to zkillboard the only thing y god at
Mr Lexon > so there y go, pirates all of you
Although, Mr Lexon was concerned.
Mr Lexon > curent pirates in system
Mr Lexon > I recond the hole corp is pirates…
Synthale > Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Mr Lexon > yes
CABOSOLDIERS > got my rum right next to me, lmao:)
Mr Lexon > Pirates mining the ice belt
Mr Lexon > all you do is KILL defensless miners
Mr Lexon > Next time, I bring a fleet.
Mr Lexon > also you pull concord
Mr Lexon > just need a video on you doing it…
Mr Lexon > your corp not war decable… so
Mr Lexon > there is limit to what I can do…
CABO was having a good time.
CABO4EVER > LETS PLAY…:)
CABO4EVER > 11 ROCKS TO GO
KINGCABO > WANT ME GONE, THINK AGAIN..:)
KINGCABO > game on, lmao
CABO4EVER > HEHEHEHEHE
CABOSOLDIERS > LETS ROCK….:)
CABO4EVER > REMEMBER: I AM 18 HRS ONLINE A DAY, LMAO
CABO4EVER > CABO IS BACK:)
CABO IS BACK:)
KINGCABO > WHAT YOU GONA BRING NOW, LMAO
KINGCABO > FIRST CATS, THEN..WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE?
KINGCABO > NOW THALOS…AND NEXT?
KINGCABO > LMAO..
KINGCABO > COME ON..
KINGCABO > BRING IT ON..
CABOSOLDIERS > INSTEAD OF STANDING STILL AND COMPRESS, WILL JUMP AND COMPRESS, LMAO
EvE Online is a fun game.
CABOSOLDIERS > TNX GUYS
CABOSOLDIERS > DONT NEED TO JUMP 6 9 JUMP FOR ICE
CABOSOLDIERS > hit me again so i can jump again…
CABOSOLDIERS > whoooooooaaaaaaaa
CABOSOLDIERS > i am beginning to like this game, lol
CABOSOLDIERS > hehehehehehehe
CABOSOLDIERS > YOU R KEEPING MINERS AWAY, I GET ALL BELT FOR MY SELF, LMAO
You Blew Up > i like YOU CAPS LOCK talk… its really sane of you
CABOSOLDIERS > RIGHT HERE
CABOSOLDIERS > EXACTLY, I LIKE IT BLOWED UP, LMAO
CABO4EVER > HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Even Mr Lexon thinks CABO is crazy.
Mr Lexon > i GES YOU USE CAPITALES BECUSE YOU HAVE PROBLEM TO READ, SO I HELP YOU WITH CAPITAL
CABOSOLDIERS > INSTEAD OF STANDING STILL AND COMPRESS, WILL JUMP AND COMPRESS, LMAO
Learza Thiesant > Its ok. Stay Calm Miner
CABO4EVER > dont think so, ganker..:)