Miners are grumpy bears.
They are often unappreciative.
After a decade in EvE Online, Jugan was finished.
It is sad when a miner reaches their end.
However, that’s their fate!
Hard R
Category: Agents
CHAT LETS GO
Ok, what happened?
It all started with an illegal Orca, and his ToxicFriend.
This was a real Highsec space battle.
Eventual, things reached their inevitable conclusion.
Another glorious victory!
=BONUS TRICK=
Just then, something magical transpired…
Indeed, Ivy Bloodstar was the real villain…
It’s always a bad time to do crime.
Look Both Ways
Listening to: Plain Jane
Miners are dim.
Bears are incompetent.
At least they are calm.
Good fight, miners!
*BONUS CONTENT*
=Interview with A Miner=
Some miners are opinionated.
I decided a long time ago.
We should just kill them.
That gets their attention.
Young Money
Isanamo
Yeah
Ride with the mob, Alhamdulillah
Check in with me and do your job
Aiko is the name, karttoon was a thing
Halaima for the watch, presi Plain Jane
Dodixie chain, rest in peace to my superior
Probes on scan, causin’ mad hysteria
Momma see me on ZKILL and started tearin’ up
I’ma keep killin’ miners, how you get that trife?
I am poppin’ pills like rappers in society
I gank yo Hulk for irony
Buy another or somethin’
I’ma explain why you probably never see me
Chocha magic like Houdini
I go hard in the belt
I’m a classy trillionaire
Antigankers, I swear they are bottom feeders
Catalysts could feed a village in Liberia
Krig’s Korner, Episode 12
In real life, I’m just an actor.
However, in EvE Online, my true nature takes over.
I have a personal CODE…
My psychology is mine.
I’m a musical enforcer.
I enforce sandbox permits, but Joe claimed to have one already…
The law is crystal clear.
Illegal mining will not be tolerated.
Of course, Joe wanted his Orca back.
He tried to space lawyer.
That’s definitely not what I said!
Silly bear!
Another happy goblok.
I sure hope miner rehab works for him.
As always, the grateful carebear thanked me.
Honestly, I prefer when they don’t pay their lawful ransom.
For example, Emma refused!
That was fun.
Down and Out
It is what it is.
Miners cry a lot.
They are down and out.
When you lose a game, you are a loser.
Honestly, mining is kinda gya.
Newbro Fleet
Krig encountered some newbros.
We love to help nubs…
…and we practice what we preach!
Snuffed Out DDOS Attack
Srajin knew Kevin 284 was behind the attacks…
2… 3… 4… disconnect…
Princess Aiko investigates…
Srajin got disconnected again!
This is a fun game.
He started gaslighting me…
What a silly miner!
Hmm…
Hey, I know that guy!
So he invited me to the LITG discord.
I see…
Srajin didn’t believe me.
He’s a computer expert.
He cried and cried…
I just told him the truth.
Deny, deny, deny.
It was a real mystery.
PLOT TWIST: Tyrion Hekki is Goose Lee.
Srajin left with a warning.
It was a real mystery threat.
The End!
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
Ow!
Szpoti Returns to Highsec
For Thanksgiving, he sacrificed his harvest to the gods.
Yea, and the gods were amused.
=BONUS CONTENT=
What happened?
Ashlynn Goes to War
Ashlynn had a lot to say.
Let’s listen…
Ashlynn is a poor…
…with big IQs!
Was Ashlynn quite calm?
Silly miner.
Miner, calm down.
Nobody likes a miner.
They just never shut up.
What a game.
