It’s me, Aiko Danuja!
Like it or not, this is the best EvE Online blog.
New players love it.
They are all so sweet and innocent.
That’s right.
That’s right!
High Aiko Danuja
Author: Princess Aiko
Time Well Spent
My name is Aiko Danuja.
In EvE Online, I roleplay as Mary Gankins.
Everybody has alts.
Permits are always required by law.
We have been helping new citizens.
The minnners are starting to understand.
Every gank is an opportunity to communicate.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Ypricorspy
Miners always have something to say (if they aren’t AFK).
That’s why we kill them all.
Don’t let the miner seduce you.
Ignore their hateful words.
Kill them all.
Total extirpation.
That’s the law.
What do you think about that?
Aiko the Neat
In EvE Online, you can do whatever you want.
I choose to help the mining caste.
There are a lot of sinners in this galaxy.
Together, we can extirpate them all!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Doing Great
I’m doing great.
That’s right.
That’s right!
07 capsuleers!
Real Talk with Aiko Danuja
Today we are talking with Aiko Danuja.
Hey there, I’m Aiko Danuja (not Alko Danuja).
In EvE Online, I’m a high priestess and princess.
What I want, is 150 mbillion isk, thanks.
My flying monkeys enforce the original Code of new New Halaima.
In EvE Online, you can do whatever.
I know exactly what I’m going to do.
That’s right.
That’s right!
GF yourself!
Another Apology
Miners say the darndest things.
I guess we should kill them all.
That’s right.
It’s only fair.
That’s right!
Are we the Gankers?
Over the years, I have received many questions…
…and more than a few complaints!
Are people in my alliance ganking?
I thought we were antigankers???
I’m not sure what to say.
It is rather strange…
I wonder if the miners will ever understand?
Am I still getting these mails?
Yep!
It’s a real mystery!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Antiganker PRIDE!
o7 capsuleers!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Jonkkonen’s Apology
My name is Aiko Danuja.
Previously, Jonkkonen talked trash.
I’m always available if a miner wants to chat.
My racket enraged him.
He was big mad.
This boy a lot to say.
He suggested several ways for me to commit suicide.
That’s right.
I hope he’s feeling ok.
Later, Jonkkonen’s dad found out about his outburst.
It’s been a real learning experience.
Antiganking Fail
I finally finished watching that new show.
Local was full of idiots.
They were jealous of our free time.
I guess they are content.
I decided to undock and check it out.
Suddenly CONCORD (and gate guns)!
That’s right.
I accepted their generous offerings.
Carebears aren’t very good at PvP.
I hope they had fun.
Miners are kinda weird.
A few moments later…
=BONUS KILLMAIL=
Later that evening…
That’s right.
I’m the best!
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
What a game…
In EvE Online, there’s always more to the story.
o7 capsuleers!
=MOMENT OF TRUTH=
