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Occasionally, alert miners catch a glimpse of perfection.
They stand up straighter when I’m around.
Who is the most interesting person in all of history?
I guess I’ve always been this way.
Suddenly, Aiko Danuja (again)!
I can tell they are having fun.
Some feel quite dizzy, as they admire me.
I hope they feel better soon.
o7 capsuleers!
Miners are always watching me.
Meanwhile, I am watching them.
Everyone has a chance to be heard.
Some prefer to debate philosophy.
There’s a lot of that.
Others exhibit cognitive dissonance.
The level of discourse is quite high.
A few are just naturally curious.
There’s always a joker…
…and a few crazies.
It’s a real melting pot.
It’s true.
I’m the number all time aint-griefer.
These miners have me figured out.
They often discuss me in local.
They also chat with my alts.
We love ganking, and they know it.
I’m an actual space princess.
Every miner deserves my Safety.
It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.
My rules are quite fair.
I am the Amarr government.
That’s right.
Check this out.
That’s like a double grand slam.
The people love a winner.
I’m a real inspiration.
I’m the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right!
My name is Aiko Danuja.
As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.
Miners are poors.
They always cry a lot.
They are bads.
They don’t deserve to mine.
For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.
Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!
Sources say, I’m the best.
Cheerzah brav!
Miners love kill rights.
I frequently have more than one available.
It’s a miner’s chance for revenge (and profit).
This really ruins my fun.
As always, carebears try to outsource gameplay.
However, it’s a tough market.
Who will pay for the chance to defeat me?
There’s always someone offering a cheaper path to glory.
I recently noticed a real opportunity.
Insight is buying at 7’499’999.00 isk!
Sources say they sent too many mails.
I wonder what this antiganker is salty about?
That’s right.
That’s right!
I don’t read my mail.
It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.
People report stray Orcas…
Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.
I like to hear from long dead miners.
I wish I had time to read it all.
Miners sure have a lot to say!
Should I respond?
What will people come up with next?
I guess they’ve had an exciting year.
Hey, maybe if you write me….
…I might even respond!
That’s right.
\o
Highsec is a SAFE space.
Miners are just dying to meet us (haha).
Our next guest is HAZZIK.
#sad
Carebears never take personal responsibility.
It’s the old “I’m just a poor miner” defense.
Facing bankruptcy and eviction, he tried a new career.
It’s miner’s night at the club.
What a funny guy.
He should have bought a mining permit.
Ba dum tss.
We are top tier players, and that’s no joke.
Well, I hope he had fun.
o7 capsuleers!
Listening to: Beware, Beware
Oh thanks.
Seasons Greetings to all!
I’m all dressed up and ready to go.
You love it.
This year, we celebrate by ganking Highsec miners.
That’s right.
That’s right!
A lot of people are into it.
I certainly agree.
Recently, I was docked up in Afivad.
That’s on the edge of my Domain.
Here, I encountered the local miners.
They wondered what me and my alts were doing.
So I introduced myself.
They understood me perfectly.
That’s right.
I think they like me.
Oh right…
After that, they station camped me hard.
I was trapped in a station.
They had a real defense fleet.
Scary!
I’ve decided to visit more often.
I think Braless Mining is really wild.
These bad girls boys need some attention.
Ya kno?
To be continued…
