Author: Princess Aiko

Are You Stupid?

I’m the greatest ganker in the game.

Some people call it piracy.

I think it’s just euthanasia.

Fools don’t take me seriously.

Those people are losers.

Look, I simply can’t respect a coward.

Meanwhile, I’m good at what I do.

I can be a real problem for you.

An annoying hassle, one might say.

You won’t like that side of me.

Apologies in advance.

Homeland3r Fails Again

Hey there.

The Twelfth Annual Venture Hunting Contest is kicking off.

Crybaby Vokan is still whining about the 2018 Contest.

Hahaha, damn bro, sorry you lost!

Homeland3r is another Highsec whinebear.

I warned him three years ago!

Now he got himself into trouble!

Oh wow, he wrote a prison manifesto.

Bro is salty his freighter couldn’t solo a terrorist warfleet.

Let’s see what Reddit says…

Gottem!

That’s right.

Miners are so stupid.

Facts!

Think of the newbro Bowheads!

Those poor innocent 2008 newbros!

hathathat

They never stop crying.

Here’s a tip from gman32bro…

Final Words!

Dunkin Dweebs

Hey there.

We are still ganking.

Antigankers are salty bads.

Totes obsessed with me.

Shaking my head.

Bro, I’m in class.

I’m not a retired bittervet boomer.

Archivist15 is another antiganking failure.

He hacked the CCP servers.

He’s gonna steal our accounts, our stuff, our Discords.

That’s an IRL felony, in game.

The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986 prohibits knowingly accessing a computer without authorization to obtain information, cause damage, or perpetrate fraud.

Eventually, Archi roleplayed a successful hack.

He’s part of the 315th Global Hacker Division.

Silly antigankers.

Miner Obsession, Part 3

Miner Obsession, Part 1

I try my best.

However, miners get obsessed with me.

\o

o/

Hey there.

Hii.

It’s like love, but not really.

Miners aren’t even capable of love.

Ya kno?

It never really ever stops.

Valryon is a special case.

He is a bad man.

His plan is illegal, in real life.

I tried to talk about EvE Online.

He just kept simping…

haha

What a guy.

This antiganker wants to have sex with me.

Of course, he has competition.

So Valryon needed a plan.

He wants to pimp me out, at FanFest.

He wants to traffick me, in real life.

Fortunately, he won’t will mail me.

How can anyone resist?

No thanks.

That wasn’t the last message.

Ok then.

Meanwhile, in local…

I know what men want from me.

Sometimes, they aren’t even sure what I am.

They don’t seem to care.

I guess there’s an ongoing debate.

Everybody agrees on one thing.

I’m the best…

…and I have simps in EvE Online.

To be continued…

Welcome to AikoTown

Listening to: Billions

ArchyZavr is NOT a fool.

He’s just a guy, who enjoys losing.

I know how to please a man.

Some people call this witchcraft.

Others might call it seduction.

I remember what he said.

Oh, boy gonna find out.

It was time for Archy to put an Azbel in Uedama.

Step one: Undock and flying to Uedama.

Have you ever known me to do a trick?

This is the art of politics, by other means.

Now I can finally create AikoTown.

I love a little drama.

Just a typical day in EvE Online.

You are welcome Archy (again).

I lost decades of friendship.

I’m the coolest.

Thanks.

=BONUS CONTENT=

Archy sent a song, to show his feels.

==DDOOUUBBLLLEE BONUS==

Cat Sky got ganked (again).

Then he tried faction warfare.

What a guy!