Author: Princess Aiko

I’m the Best

Hey there!

It’s always good to hear from the little people.

Today’s Simp of the Week is Milk Chocolate Vodka. Mmm, yum!

Milk is off to a good start in EvE Online.

It’s hard for me to read all my fanmail.

It’s like actually overwhelming.

Boys, if you want my attention, give me all your isk.

I’m not fucking around.

I’m the most expensive findom in the galaxy.

One way or another, you are gonna pay.

I know exactly how to treat a man.

You love it.

Anyways, my Chocolate Vodka had a frequently asked question.

Are miners human?

No.

Stupid miners!

Highsec Failures

They know where we are, and what we are doing.

However, antigankers continue to permafail.

Their time has no value. They have nothing better to do.

The old meme rings true.

It sucks to suck!

Antiganking losers can’t stop us.

We will never ever stop.

The Highsec Failteam won’t save you.

There is only one way to stay SAFE.

You must obey the LAW.

Windowlickers can’t protect your freight.

Cheers!

Ganker of the Year

I’m pleased to announce our annual Ganker of the Year contest has ended. This year’s Ganker of the Year is me, cool! The runner up is whomsoever killed the most Ventures during the contest. Congratulations to Aveve Olerie, who killed eighty, and has therefore been proclaimed the second fourth best Ganker of the Year!

Aveve won 4 billion isk! WoW!

UPDATE: As per the following, I have been correctly awarded the top three placings, which moves Aveve into fourth.

Here is a handy chart:

1st Place: Aiko
2nd Place: Aiko
3rd Place: Aiko
Other Places: IDC w/e


Double Hulks


Archer Sterling 2nd > Your ganking doesn’t concern me
Archer Sterling 2nd > Your permit can go strait up your …
Fate and Destiny > Calm Down Miner


Archer Sterling 2nd > you can come back and kill my ship every day…I wont pay a cent
Archer Sterling 2nd > Hahahahahahahha…
Archer Sterling 2nd > Hahahahaha
Archer Sterling 2nd > hahahahaha
Archer Sterling 2nd > If I pay, you win…if I don’t…you have to take more isk from me than I make.
Zopiclone > You sound pretty defeated


Archer Sterling 2nd > i’ll be honest with you…I’m banking some isk before I get back into null
Fate and Destiny > Cool story