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I’m kinda not an asshole.
Your alliance is absolute trash.
You should be weary.
We will finish your space adventure.
Holy Aiko guideth me.
Her blasters are made from dead miners.
Her ponytail is dipped in their virgin blood.
Let no miner retain neutrons.
May she blog about me always.
We are the Guardians of Highsec.
Sky Ikkala got ganked in high security Amarr.
She is a newbro four year old permapleb.
Sky moonlights as an internet prostitute.
You can check out her private pics for a hidden fee.
I have no idea what’s down that rabbit hole.
However, I did admire a free sample of Japreet’s ample AI bobs.
If I was still a lezzi, I’d upvote this synthetic cutie.
That’s way too small for a blog – right?
Better, but blurry… Maybe try a larger font? Eh?
Veteran miner Gamblich1 had a question for gankers.
However, beautiful Sky didn’t want an answer.
Our Bollybomb diva was angry, lmao!
Sexy Sky was not calm.
Nevermind, sultry Sky was super ‘not’ salty.
She posed her own seductive question.
She was well qualified to conslut on mental conditions.
Meanwhile, she threw Chinese miners under the bus.
Ooo, that bot does look tasty.
Good fight!
That’s right!
What?
Tee Ka is a morality miner.
He prayed for us all.
Tee Ka is also a space lawyer.
Fortunately, he discovered the CODE.
He didn’t like it.
The rebellion was short lived.
Tee Ka was quickly overwhelmed by cats.
He fought the law, and the law won.
Tee Ka was scared straight.
So naturally, he joined my mining corporation.
Believe it or not, but newbros love gankers.
Unlike antigankers or gankbears, we are fun to hang out with.
Tee Ka was impressed by our elite PvP skills.
However, Tee Ka was also concerned.
Fortunately, everything was fine.
So he turned his attention to the CODE.
He had one simple request.
Aiko Danuja > Tee Ka please help us write a good code
Tee Ka > make it illagal to gank unarmed pilots withour warning, give them 60 sec to leave or pay the price, this would set you guys as the true side of good and justice, them firms of penalty
Aiko Danuja > that’s what we do!
Tee Ka > no that not what you do
Aiko Danuja > if u werent given a 60 sec warning, u should contact internal affairs
In fact, his proposal was already implemented by existing legislation.
There was just one last concern.
He was worried about Princess Aiko.
So he offered some fatherly advice.
Every Princess needs a Daddy.
Fortunately, he forgave on me.
Insan1ty had a potty mouty, and wanted a free ship.
Refund denied!
Greetings!
My alliance has several accomplished Twitch streamers.
Recently, bushkitty was streaming EvE Online.
As always, antigankers began to cry.
Mary Viper couldn’t handle it.
Whine indeed.
What a silly miner.
Cheerzah!
Why, hello there.
Miners, stay alert!
Sarcasim wanted revenge.
So he paid a billion to antigank.
That’s worth it, right?
Wow, another win.
Everybody loves PvP.
Cheerzah!
My name is Aiko Danuja.
I’m a friend to minerdom.
Some miners really appreciate this.
I like to show them a good time.
Gf!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah!
That ended poorly.
On Day 4, Andres M Afanador reflected on these events.
What are we even talking about?
Oh right, now I remember.
That’s right.
Andres finally admitted he’s a miner, and never tough.
I wen t so salty, cuz some people enjoy mining.
Andres, I’m sorry – you deserve a free mine on me.
jajajajajajaja
Unfortunately, Andres still blames me for his failed mining.
Indeed, doidn that omg brake CODE.
Andres was neither the first, nor the last.
Miyammato Musashi is another loosely affiliated mining alt.
CODE. jump freighters are often salty.
No, your random mining alts are not automatically blue.
I don’t know what you are talking about.
That’s when things got weird.
What?
Wormhole aficionado Stony wrote our editors.
There’s a video of Andres M Afanador?
There’s a video of him mining??
OmG! That’s him – THAT’S THE SAME GUY!
OmFg it’s CHANCE RAVINNE!!1!
ANDRES, STOP RESISTING!
I want to be his friend, but he keeps mining.
That’s not ganking – that’s turbo crabbing!
A full decade of shameful mining.
Why Andres, why?
Years apart, me and Chance had the exact same question.
He love mined on us both.
Andres, real love doesn’t require mining.
Andres, please stop…
He loves us, but he is not loyal to us.
I hope he calms down.
That’s actually embarrassing!
On behalf all your friends, Andres, just stat some ramson.
A lot of One people felt I was hard on Andres.
Andres enjoys a relaxing mine.
That sounds like fun, right?
Why else would anyone mine?
Amazing content, in real-life and in EvE Online.
Andres, you have to choose, me or the ice.
It’s an addiction.
There’s only one solution.
Friends don’t let friends mine.
There’s much better content.
That’s why they call me Aiko.
It’s like a reverse Awox.
Yo, she cried less than Andres!
Internal Affairs Debrief – Bonus Extra Room 17T
I was cleared of all charges.
