Cinco de Mayo

I recently cancelled New Order shares, replacing them with Aiko Points. Isn’t that nice? VCBee 315 thus realized the New Order is bankrupt, whereas Princess Aiko has stood the test of time. How long has it been, since you heard from James 315? I bet it’s been awhile. Indeed, Aiko Points are the smart man’s choice for financial investment. VCBee thus purchased 35 points, at 1 billion isk per point.

Apparently, he had to liquidate some assets.

Bee well.

I’ll never forget you!

Earn Aiko Points

Gyatt Festival, Dodixie Federal Test Center – Stardate 23360

System: Misneden

Today, I am nullifying all outstanding New Order shares. They no longer have any value whatsoever. For those who donated, I say “Thanks for the free isk, bro.” So now what?

You must pay again!

Highsec deserves better. Since I always be best, I am perfectly positioned to provide points for every citizen of Aikospace, ensuring isk flows for eternity. Even a bearpleb can succeed through my grace. In ganking,you can and will be saved.

I am pleased Aiko Points are available for merely 1 billion isk. Each capsuleer must purchase as many points as they can, in addition to the requisite mining permits, travel visas, and/or blue passes. To encourage you in this quest, bonus points will be awarded at the following tiers: 5 billion, 20 billion, 100 billion, 315 billion, 1 trillion, and 5 trillion. Furthermore, a very special reward will be offered to each shareholder who is the first to claim a bonus tier, and annual shareholder parties will celebrate the most generous supporters of Highsec ganking.

In fact, I have decided the ultimate second-place in EvE Online will be whomsoever sends the most isk. I ask, “How much isk do you have, and why?” This is your chance to find out. Unlike you, I guarantee that all isk will be used for ganking. Now that’s a square deal! 

ISK, assets, skill points, shares, and PLEX can always be sent to Aiko Danuja, to finance Aiko points. Every purchase will be formally acknowledged, solemnly honoured, and joyously commemorated on the brand new leaderboard, which I will update once I am done investing your isk. This is all outlined in my original shareholder agreement, as codified by myself. That’s reasonable and fair.

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #244

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #243

Miners have a lot to say.

Oh, ok…

Yuo stuid!

Miners don’t have to abide by CCP’s EULA.

I slept my way to the top!

Miners in Highsec… who knew?

I have 30,000 more of these (yes, really)…

It’s just endless…

This is the real EvE Online.

Hi-sec is just a damned lie!

That sounds fun!

To be continued…

Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 10

Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 1

Previously, Tee Ka Got Pkd, again and again.

He declared war on an entire coalition!

When that didn’t work, he started cursing.

Then he sent us all to null.

However, null fearts me cuz I onnly fight wat doest fight back.

One day, Tee Ka was salting as usual.

Suddenly, his friend alt intervened!

This went as well as expected.

Occoner is, like Tee Ka, a weakling.

Tee Ka has another such ‘friend’.

What a guy.

All bluster…

…with no bite.

To be continued…

Cat Sky Goes Hyperbolic

Welcome to Gheth.

Check out the video!

Are you ok bro?

The three stages: shock, tears, and apathy.

Mmhmm.

Some people can’t handle the truth.

At least everything was recorded.

Oh, he’s back?

Blocked!

Go on…

I just want to be friends…

He mad.

Who mines in a Gila?

Blcok blcok!

What a community…

You know it, I know it.