Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Let’s meet a miner.
Every miner has a story.
No miner is innocent.
I guess he got the mail.
Fascinating.
Some miners are confused.
I ask nicely!
What a deal.
Miners sure ask a lot of questions.
I want to help them all.
According to the CODE, I must honor the questions three.
He came really close.
At least he had fun.
He just had one nagging question…
That’s right.
I enjoy EvE Online!
Listening to: Zoot Suit Riot
Miners love to write.
Wow.
What a guy.
Yikesaroo.
I hope they feel better soon.
Miners are always poor…
…and more than a little dim.
Anyways…
At least they are happy.
I know how to have fun.
You love it, daddy-o.
That’s right!
Tell me more?
Fat Cat Came to Play
Now You Can’t Run Fast Enough
You Best Stay Away
When the Pushers Come to Shove
Throw back a bottle of beer
I have coal black hair
Guest Article
Hey, everybody, I’m Gallente Holostar, lead theorycraft design team lead for the Imperium.
Aiko made a map.
There are nine systems of interest: Torrinos, Ibura, Yoma, Oipo, Piak, Elonaya, Onnamon, Uuhulanen, and Uchomida. The miners congregate here and about. We have put a stop to all that, effective immediately. Come join us, as we continue our investigation.
*Facts and Evidence*
The miners use their Highsec wealth to rent in nullsec.
We hate Romania, so we started bumping.
Question: If Nagamac mines in Highsec, to pay rent in nullsec, what happens if he can’t mine in Highsec?
Just think about it.
Hello there.
My name is Aiko Danuja.
8 Discords, 39 channels, 425 folders, 79267 screenshots unpublished.
You know what’s not profitable?
Hey, nobody likes a miner.
Big or small, kill them all.
I’m not a wolf.
I’m totes a b.
Like, for real yo.
Listening to: Cat Sky
Remember Cat Sky?
He’s an Absolute Pleb.
Oh, what did you say?
Now you’ve got my attention (again), Mr Lee.
It’s been a busy week, hasn’t it?
Apparently, RoCket X needs my help.
I’m always happy to help a friend.
There’s only one concentration camp allowed in Highsec…
It’s time to evict these Absolute Wannabes!
That’s called justice.
Nobody likes an Absolute Bear.
Ya know what this means?
Welcome to Absolute Safety.
Zivix Spiroski > u dogshit of a persone
Zivix Spiroski > hunting your ass down
Zivix Spiroski > ALL DAY LONG!
Zivix Spiroski > u don’t know me
Zivix Spiroski > i know u irl
That’s right.
That’s right!
Generous donations always accepted.
To be continued…
There are worse things, than racism.
Some people have bad manners, and bad taste.
No Venture is beneath the law.
No Venture is above the law.
Diggers need a digging permit.
No edgy pun intended.
This Juneteenth, we celebrate.
Are ganking days over forever?
Wow! A new Uedama alltime record!
We now return to our regularly scheduled content.
The miners united against us.
They didn’t want to pay.
They had nothing to offer.
Just the news.
You don’t say?
Miners don’t like to pay.
Will FBI tactics work in EvE Online?
Would ISIS Safety just go away?
They tried to stay positive.
The FBI really inspired them.
Well, ok then.
We needed a new plan.
Indeed, this focus was different.
We definitely said thank you…
We were very encouraged.
Someone paid, didn’t they?
Oh yes, that’s right.
How much?
35 billion isk, or mom dies.
They paid 35b, to PvE in Highsec, for one week.
To be continued…
Hey there.
Well, gee, thanks.
My name is Krig Povelli, and I’m a professional.
Welcome to my Korner.
PSA: Don’t leave your Orca unattended.
When I take a man’s Orca garbage can, I look him in the eyes.
Do you want it back, or not?
I’m happy to help.
That’s how we play EvE Online.
Thanks for the free Orca, bro.
Nobody likes a poor.
At least he has a cool bio.
I hope he finds a new Orca…
Antigankers are always salty.
They were ganked, and now they want REVENGE.
First comes the gank, then comes the ‘antigank’.
This never goes according to plan.
CTIRx is one such miner.
He re-invented himself as an antiganker.
Unfortunately, he isn’t a killer.
Just another antiganking stalker.
We know how to deal with them.
That’s right.
Uedama is where the best players in the game…
…get to laugh at the worst.
So he changed systems.
That went as well as expected.
Good fight!
Cheerzah!
What a miner.
