Author: Princess Aiko

Vacation in Piekura

Listening to: Permit Denied

Hey there.

That’s right.

Miners notice me.

Are you cool like me?

I’m a real space celebrity.

They sure love to chat.

You can learn a lot from carebears.

Some miners are crybabies.

I hope they get bulled on.

One day, the miners started fighting.

They hate each other.

Fortunately, I was there to help.

EvE Online is a no bully zone.

Cheerzah brav!

=BONUS CONTENT=

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 57

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Missing Ready Mining was recruiting isk doublers.

New recruits kept joining every day.

The more the merrier!

So the alliance director ordered a security audit.

Unfortunately, the counterintel team had other priorities.

They were running their own side business.

Grand Executor Gay Heyyou was tired of babysitting Highsec miners.

He foresaw his own demise.

Highsec mining corporations have no future.

Naturally, Gai wondered why his alliance was popular.

Maybe there was something awry?

Maybe griefers were already inside?

Your secret code for the WIN TEN BILLION ISK lotto: 45

Not a Miner!

EvE Online is full of not a miners.

You can’t trust them.

They are all liars.

Does that look like a miner to you?

Mining is not cool.

That’s definitely a miner!

Nobody likes a miner.

Once a miner, always a miner!

Just kill them all.

Nasty little diggers…

Put them out of their misery.

That’s right.

Mine around and find out!

That’s right.