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Some miners don’t like Aiko.
Some miners do!
Suddenly, Aiko’s girlfriend intervened.
She’s a high moon lord.
Some miners didn’t like Georgia either.
They sure owe a lot of money.
A Machariel class warship was sent to enforce the law.
Those miners were escorted home.
Before long, the Yrian belts were empty.
Where were all the miners?
It was time to negotiate.
To be continued…
Listening to: Dark Synthwave
Not every father is so proud.
Odboko Atild Sr. was not happy.
Birthday party ruined(((
Even birthday criminals go to jail.
I tried to help.
He just replied with strange requests.
Miners are kinda weird.
Another victory for Team Safety!
That’s right.
At least I’m having fun!
Check out this neat trick.
Sargon has been bumping.
This is a time honored tradition.
It’s definitely allowed.
Miners love Squid Games Online.
This miner lasted one minute.
“Sniper’s back… he doesn’t have the balls to shoot.”
Darth Miner cried about (technically) not getting sniped.
“Here the thing is, right… we can actually sue him, even though he lives in another country, I can sue him for, uh, what is that, uh, cyberbullying? The governments will make CCP ban his ass or pay me… stream sniping cocksucker. Seriously, CCP wants me to play their game, then they are gonna do what the fuck I tell them. End of fucking story. Cyberbullying and harassment is against the rules. I have thirty fucking accounts, that I PAY FOR. I think my mining goes a little further than one dude that’s acting like an ass… Oh! On top of that, I’m a content creator and I stream EvE. So now I’m gonna play a different game for a few days until he forgets about me. It’s 8:00 in the morning in Iceland, the office has just opened, I don’t expect a response for about four hours. What’s he do? Just bump me off whatever I’m doing? All he’s doing is making me BORED. I’ve got over $15’000 worth of games, I can play anything I want. The game has so much to offer but one guy fucks it all up. Let him actually come fuck with me when I’m doing something in a combat ship. These Safety. CODE. all these motherfuckers they come and fuck with us miners, when we’re mining, they would shit a fucking brick if I undocked my Paladin he woulda run like a little bitch.”
“My point is, streamsnipers and such, they wanna play fuck fuck games… but the moment, somebody stands up to them… [Suddenly, he sees someone] Let me guess, another one of the fucking goonies… Am I showing anywhere on my shit? Does it show where the fuck I’m at? I’m not showing where I’m at. They can all fuck off for all I’m concerned. All I’m doing is getting ad revenue, all they are doing is making me money.”
That’s right.
=FULL DISCLOSURE=
huntress of pods has never killed a pod.
She only killed her own main.
o7
That’s right.
Lately I’ve been herding cats.
I’m pretty good at this.
I’m so funny!
Like a real space celebrity.
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Saint Jb Hitmarker, known as great philosopher and vanguard of FRT elite force. He has been obsessed with AO and Highsec Miners since the old days.
Known as great Highsec Saviour & Ganker
He is known with great reputation and full trustworthiness to ‘Help’ the miners and new players of Highsec, by ganking them. In the name of making the game better and ‘Improve the community’
Our Saint Jb Hitmarker, regardless he wants to ‘help’ the community of EvE, he met many difficulties on his holy path. He was firstly in FRT Highsec Academy, then left and joined ‘Star Nation’ inside of CVA, then he flipped side again, back to FRT.
Of course, we can not judge a Saint’s loyalty, it is beyond our capacity to do, after all, he is a Saint Anti-Fascist hero and a big hero for trying to save Highsec by ganking everyone randomly !
Sadly, not everyone agrees about our great Saint’s opinion. After he flipped to FRT, CVA, then FRT again, our Saint got removed and kicked and voted out by Kenshin. as a group decision.
Under our Saint’s command, he successfully wiped an Azbel of Test which was worth almost 23 Billion.
Our Saint, great hero, Jb Hitmarker, after getting voted out by his own group that he played together for more than 1 year, joined of course another corp of FRT ‘C5’ then recently, he left C5 again.
In next chapter, we updating with more interesting fact about our Saint Jb Hitmarker and his group & TEST Pets.
Deputy Director Arby knew a lot about scamming.
So he promoted his alts to newly created positions of authority.
Fly Fearless alliance members were impressed.
Everybody was talking about Envoy Arby.
Razzle felt the new leadership team was professional.
Gai Heiyuu couldn’t even fix the MOTD!
The miners were growing uneasy.
Something was happening…
Gai was in denial.
Eventually, Grildar invented a conspiracy.
Why would anybody pretend to be real leadership?
Razzle knew better.
Grildar was just retaliating.
He was just mad cuz bad.
Grildar only lasted 75 days.
Director Arby had no patience for rumormongers.
Indeed, he had miners to train.
They had a lot to learn!
To be continued…
Your treasure hunt clue: Aiko is an anagram for which system?
This is how it starts.
Next comes the big speech.
Miners have a way with words.
They are easily excited.
I wish them well.
I guess they have more to say?
Too bad about their barge.
Well…
This is what happens when you don’t have a permit!
Anyways…
I gotta go.
o7
Some miners are not happy.
They don’t want to talk.
They refuse to pay taxes.
I guess that’s why they died (again).
Do you remember?
Some miners do.
Those were the days!
That’s right.
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