Miners love to mine.
That’s why they are always AFK.
I’m so glad they mine with Safety.
We are always watching (and don’t tell anyone).
We keep the peace.
That’s right)
Check out this shrinking ship value.
o7 capsuleers!
Zzz
Author: Princess Aiko
Badlife
Hey there.
I’ve heard what they say.
Miners have a lot to learn.
In EvE Online, someone is always after your goat.
Everybody needs a mining permit.
What do you think?
Cheerzah brav.
Daily Report: EvE Online
In this game, we hunt miners.
They are crybabies.
Miners are crazy people, in real life.
At least we are having fun.
People send me screenshots all the time.
Lookin great!
I think Minerbumping is allowed.
Just pay us, and mine with Safety.
We are High Guardians, Saviours of Ice and Ore.
BlackWidow1968 > see all the witches is out
Aiko Danuja > im not a witch!
BlackWidow1968 > lol takes all you to take down 1 retriever lmao BlackWidow1968 > wow pethetic
Carebear PvP
Miners don’t like PvP.
It’s a distraction.
They dare us to show them what’s up.
They want us to do it.
Anyways…
Cheerzah brav.
BINGO
It’s a fair question.
You know what’s rude?
Here’s a deep thought.
I’m definitely not running a mining corp.
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 56
Mission Ready Mining (MRMNG) had a problem.
They were inviting griefers, faster than they could kick them.
Rapid recruitment inflated CEO Gai Heiyuu’s narcissistic grandeur.
Big shoutout to Aiko (that’s me), for telling the story.
“And so Tweeps, Kalorned, and [no longer alive, ghosted out of history] continued, day after day, to pile alts into MRMNG. [Gai Heiyuu] held a belief that Assistance Group was a front for the [now long dead] Marmite Collective alliance… We decided to indulge this paranoid delusion, and Kalorned’s alt joined Marmites with the blessing of Papa Tora Bushido.”
Meanwhile, Gai continued to try and lead the ‘new’ players.
There was a lot of confusion.
Experienced newbro Envoy volunteered to help out.
True leaders need neither appointment nor promotion.
There were several lucky winners that day!
-=BEHIND THE SCENES=-
To be continued…
Pirate Pride
Welcome to EvE Online.
That’s right.
Every miner has a dream.
They are gonna get rich quick.
Meanwhile, I’m looking great.
Cheerzah!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252
I love to help.
Oh boy.
What a game.
This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.
“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”
I never read all my mail.
Some miners are desperate.
They sure do write a lot.
Yes, they are from me…
That’s right.
“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”
Miners are positively mental.
$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.
Cheerzah brav!
“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“
Rude Robbers
Miners ask a lot of questions.
What’s happening to them?
I wonder if they’ll ever figure it out.
Doubt!
That’s right.
Any questions?
That’s right.
That’s right!
I Know Hawk
Hawk gets a lot of big kills.
Meanwhile, Drummer lost a shuttle…
…and a pod.
‘Agent’ Drummer shared a secret.
In fact, she is a ‘ganker’…
…with powerful friends in Highsec.
That’s right.
Let’s ask!
Ok then…
Some miners are crazy.
Wing clip is a real EvE corporation.
Is Agent Drummer a real character?
What a loon!
Drummer is one of those 2006 permafails.
She’s gonna get me.
That’s right…
Even other miners dislike Drummer.
At least I made a friend!
Isn’t that right?
